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Never touch Eldmia Egga - Episode 33

Those words shouldn't come out of the mouth of a criminal who was targeting a kid's butt..

The world is so bad.

"what. What are you doing? What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't think I'd get scolded if I threw someone away.?"

But surprisingly, that guy was really angry at me. It was as if I had just thrown him out to vent his anger and didn't see what he was trying to do, and because of that, he was doubly angry that he couldn't touch his butt, which he could have touched at best, and was so angry that he was biting into foam..

"What kind of idiot thinks he'll get scolded for secretly sticking a bastard who tries to touch a girl's butt? Did you grind your brain??"

"Mumumumu, what the fuck are you talking about?!"

The noise around him gradually decreases as he cries out. Cheryl, who was holding my shoulder, tilted her head and looked at him and me back and forth, then understood the situation by upgrading the mysterious pickled radish to the angry pickled radish..

"Do you have any fucking proof?! Do you have any proof?!!"

"Since I was in the guild right now, they thought I was throwing you out. If it had been any other place, you and Sonmogaji would have flown away separately. If you ask me, would you bring me the Crystal Ball of Truth from the library?."

No matter how much I try to recall my memories, it is a face I haven't seen in almost a year. The capital adventurer's guild has a structure similar to a low-level hunting ground, so it is common for experienced people to move on to other places and new recruits to come in..

There's no way he's a newbie like that, so he's an adventurer, not a newbie from somewhere else... Among those who creep up to the capital like that with skills close to half-baked ones, there are very few cases where they are normal..

"What? Dantel? What's going on??"

"저 개새끼가 날 모함하잖아!"

But I don't know why it's so common for people like that to hang out in groups. Among the adventurers who were looking at the guy who was yelling like it was fun, four similar furry guys wandered around and stood next to him and started glaring at me..

"You're such a fucking bastard! Did you think that insulting me like this would end well??!"

A bastard like that who flinches as if he's about to pull out a knife after making a mistake is nine times out of ten an asshole. The other one is not a human baby..

Thanks to this, my head was gradually tilting to the side..

"What are you going to do if it doesn't end well, you child sex offender?."

"Ah, ah, castle, what?! What the fuck!?"

Cheryl pinched my side for a moment and almost made me scream, but I gritted my teeth and held on. Why are my acquaintances so anxious because they can't cut other people's sides?.

"Hey kid. I don't know what it was, but I think there was a misunderstanding. Do it in moderation and apologize?"

"I guess I want to show off in front of my pretty girlfriend, but the world isn't such a clean and easy place like the capital.?"

The moment when pickled radish was about to run out of my arms, angered by the actions of these guys who not only maintained their attitude but also subtly threatened them, I realized what was happening and hurriedly covered Cheryl's mouth..

"I... Eup! town!"

"hey! no! you can't!"

The irritation that rose up in an unusual situation is quickly replaced by embarrassment. No matter how much people don't know the faces of nobles, the moment they shout out their names, chaos is guaranteed, so that had to be prevented. But Cheryl, whose frustration and anger had already soared, struggled to break away from her recklessness..

"evil! Don't bite.!"

at that time. Suddenly a helping hand appeared.

"Is it a fight? Who... is a rabid dog??!"

"Eh, Eldmia Eggada.!"

"People who were arguing with the mad dog Eldmia had appeared.!"

Salvation was salvation, albeit in an undesirable form. Starting from their shouts, the adventurers who were close to us backed away. However, as if I have no intention of missing this spectacle, I go into a spectator mode..

As the adventurers around me suddenly became more and more excited, not only the sex offender Dantel and his colleagues, but even Cheryl, who was holding onto me and covering her mouth, began to look up at me with strange eyes..

No, there really wasn't much to do. There are so many people arguing, so how can we just ignore it?.

It's absolutely not my fault that every time I complete a request, an incident erupts at the level of a belief injection..

Still, it was a great help right now, so I tried to keep my composure and informed them..

"The capital is not as clean and easy as you think, right? If you don't want to get away with believing in numbers, take that criminal bastard with you.."

"...Your fucking face. I remembered it. be careful."

Dantel slowly retreating and threatening me was so ridiculous that I started laughing without realizing it..

"Yes, remember it well. Because the moment you forget, it disappears.."

Since it was only an attempt, I accept it. As I looked around me, who had left the guild and had entered a lull, I had no choice but to say one thing..

"rabid dog?"

The countless gazes gathered dispersed in an instant, as if a promise had been made. Those are real.

"child?"

Hearing Cheryl's cold voice, I hurriedly escaped and ran to the bulletin board to open the request for extermination of thieves..

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"What on earth have you been doing??"

"I kept my beliefs."

Even though I only told the truth, Cheryl just looked at me with a skeptical expression..

After a brief commotion, I accepted the original quest to subdue thieves, and while moving to the gathering place, Sheryl consistently asked questions to find out what kind of misdeeds I had committed. Even so, there was nothing to lose because I was only repeating legitimate actions for honor and faith, not eccentricity..

"Come to think of it, I heard that Ogwen also had that kind of personality.."

"huh? how do you know that?"

"Ragnis told me."

ah. Well, I said the two were originally close. Even though class differences arose due to a family tragedy, it seems that our friendship has not changed..

"Come to think of it, I originally said we knew each other. Now that I think about it, I guess I haven't been to see you much since I became your exclusive.?"

"Because Ragnis is busy too. Actually, I don't even see you often.?"

"That's right."

I'm just super busy. I can only say that, Ragnis has been extremely busy over the past year. In the past, we still went to see each other often, but now it's difficult to even meet once a week..

"Because Ragnis doesn’t have enough time. With many people, led by Radnell Bandes, training and making plans... it was a natural result.."

Unlike me, who spent most of my time at the mansion or investing in guild requests, Cheryl seemed to hear some stories while going to and from the academy. But she stopped at just listening to the story..

"Anyway, it's not something we should worry about. Margrave Levien will do his job well.."

Although there is a difference in age and class, we recognize and believe that we are equal as friends. Cheryl does not sympathize with Ragnis and does not take the initiative to help him. If she were in that situation, she would have taken such behavior as insulting. Of course, from Ragnis's perspective, he can hope to help first without having to ask for it. But since he doesn't know the detailed intentions, Cheryl can only prepare with the best respect he can..

To call for help and at the same time jump out and cut off the heads of those who stand in the way..

"Hey. Well said. I didn't ask for help, so there's no reason or time to worry. Wouldn't it be best to be prepared to help later when you really ask for it?."

"It’s annoying, but I’ll look at it this time.."

"who will say anything."

The fact that the ideas are surprisingly similar certainly has its pros and cons. When we talk, we get annoyed at each other, but we communicate amazingly..

Thanks to this, even though it was quite a distance to the western gate, the gathering place, we were able to arrive without getting bored while chatting. I don't know if it's worth it, but I think it was a possible result because Cheryl had a tendency to let go of her high-handed attitude when she was working as an adventurer..

"Is this not just a bunch of bandits, but a gang of thieves? A lot of people are gathering.?"

Contrary to the expectation that there would be at most 20 people at the gathering point, there were more than 50 people spread out and waiting to depart. Judging by the fact that there are three wagons that look like military transport trucks, it seems like they gathered up to 60 people..

No matter how far away it may be, it is hard to believe that bandits located in an area that is apparently close to the capital are forming a network on such a large scale that they need to gather people..

"There was talk that if they failed again this time, the knights would be brought in.."

This time too? Even before I could speak, Cheryl anticipated my question and continued speaking..

"1I heard that they tried it in the form of a simple request from adventurers in the early days. This is the second time."

"It's starting to make sense.."

Most quests related to thieves are set at a difficulty level of green or blue..

This is because most thieves end up struggling to make a living and are at a point where they have to rob others. If you are good at it, you can make a living no matter where you are and what you do. It's a simple story. However, it was clear that these thieves were a variable that was slightly left out of that simple story..

There is something strong.

"Still, since they are thieves, the leader must be competent.?"

"If the subordinate is more capable than the leader, I'm willing to announce my name and give him a standing ovation.."

"This is the part I admit. If that happens, I will join you next to you.."

If mere thieves do not rule by force, but rather act with loyalty, they are worthy of our applause. Still, I had a feeling that I wouldn't have gotten this far if only one or two people excelled, so I smiled and showed my teeth, and Cheryl smiled similarly..

That may be why Cheryl was interested in this request. Despite her pretty appearance, she clearly had knightly blood flowing through her, and she took it for granted that she would gain enlightenment through actual battles with strong men..