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Never touch Eldmia Egga - Episode 304

As I gradually entered the hall, passing by people who quickly got up from their seats and ran outside to change shifts, I started to attract attention. At the same time, the noisy hall gradually became quieter..

Those who are well-thought-out are on guard, while those who are a little less advanced always look at Asilier and me in turn and click their tongues. It's not that there are no female adventurers or mercenaries among them, but I think the reason is that there are no people with outstanding looks that rival those of elves..

I don't know if that's why, but the expressions on the faces of the women who had been treated like queens just a moment ago suddenly turned sour. Hmm, things like that are everywhere..

"That's Badna Bekhhen?"

There was no reason to be discouraged by the gaze of those around me, but the vigilance I tried to keep out of fear that someone might start a fight didn't seem to have much meaning. However, when I approached and spoke to Badna, who was eating ordinary meat as if it were straw, the three people who had been eating steadily around her immediately showed an unexpected reaction of raising their eyebrows, which caught me off guard..

what? Is this a hint that you want to gouge out your eyes??

No one got up, but the surroundings became quiet, as if they were expecting something to happen. Bard I continued eating in that silence and asked back without even looking at me..

"That one?"

He looks like a laid-back boss like you see in mafia movies... It's unclear whether this guy is being territorial or just a guy who is full of his original concept..

"An adventurer who came from the capital after receiving a request from the Raviel Adventurer's Guild. I asked the manager, Ciel, and he said that you manage adventurer affairs.?"

At my answer, Vadna's eyes, which had been stuck in a bowl of stew, slowly turned to me. Rather than being emotional like her other guys, her gaze was as dry as her own eating habits. The guy who was holding his weight so uselessly opened his mouth again, still continuing his worst eating show..

"Badna Bekhhen. He is an adventurer belonging to Raviel's civilian guild 'Folded Gold Coin'.."

Yeombyeong, you are a friend who introduces himself in a very unique way. Does this really hold weight? For a moment, I had the urge to ask why the guild was named Folded Gold Coin, but I didn't like the reactions of those around me, so I decided to end the conversation quickly..

If I keep watching this guy eat, I feel like I'm going to hit him in the back without realizing it..

"Eldmia Ega, a low-level adventurer. Now that I'm done with the small details, I'd like you to tell me how to deal with monster attacks.."

The silence continued the same, but the reaction was different. The guys who had been staring at me just now looked at me with strange expressions, and Bardna looked at me with a dumbfounded expression for a moment before bursting into laughter..

"The name Eldmia Egar seems to be common in the capital.."

"why? Have you met someone with the same name??"

"I haven't met him, but I've heard rumors. Recently, it has become very famous under the nickname Guillotine. If you're from the capital, you'd know?"

And this time, it was my turn to be dumbfounded by his unexpected question..

In this damn fantasy world, rumors and information flow like crazy. Wouldn't there be a bastard who would be fooled by a fraudster, and wouldn't they be able to recognize the two parties as the same person? Does this make sense??

It's a day that makes me think a lot. After thinking for a moment while washing my face, I decided to tell them clearly..

"That's me."

"what?"

"That's me."

To be honest, Badna had done nothing wrong, but before coming here, she had already been slapped by a scammer who had suffered damage, so her expression naturally soured. It was a situation that could only be described as a bitter feeling in the mouth, as there was no expectation of being exposed to a dog after making one's name known..

Fuck, there's a long way to go, but it's too far. Maybe this will have to continue until things like cell phones become widespread in this world.?

Unlike me, who felt so devastated, the people around me burst into laughter. Bard or this bastard, unlike the other guys who were laughing out loud, started shaking his shoulders and showing strange giggles, probably because that's what his facial expression was like, and the guys around him started shouting loudly..

"Hahaha! Did you hear? They call it the guillotine! The famous guillotine has come to this shabby place.!"

"Did you run out of money after slitting the traitor's head? No! It must be obvious that money was taken from the country because of the war! This is too bad!"

"I heard you were going with the Gaendal party. Where did they go and why did you come alone? Oh, are you coming later? I was in too much of a hurry! Hahaha!"

These bastards are fanning the flames of a house on fire.

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"Damn adventurers shouldn't be like this. I don't know how to keep time."

"Giggling. So why are you bringing all the kids and making them suffer by mixing with the wrong people?."

After finishing his shift with the workers who arrived late, Abnam hurriedly walked away, distracted by the grumbling, and suddenly slapped the back of the head with Mekel, who was laughing..

"If you had been promoted to the right level on time, this wouldn't have happened, you bastards.!"

Abnam's fifteen subordinates were all blue-level, and this job was definitely a low-level request. If it had been Englem, we would have been able to resolve it through conversation and bring everyone back without any problems, but this was Raviel. The reason he was able to have three of his subordinates, including Mekel, accompany him in his own name was because they had good records in the ranks..

If only those two guys had been better. Seeing Abnam clicking his tongue like that, Mekel retorted as if he had no children..

"Mr. A. At one point I told you not to pick it, but I really did.."

It was an extremely valid retort because it was the captain, Abnam, who did not say anything even if the promotion review was neglected because it was easy to let one's guard down when fighting adventurers if one was at the blue level..

Abnam, who had been cowardly beaten with a fact, hesitated and hit Mekel on the back of the head one more time..

"If you mess up, you're in charge!"

"Hehe hehe. It's really dirty and disgusting!"

The other subordinates laughed viciously as they saw this. It was entirely thanks to Mekel that Abnam, who had been stiff until a while ago, regained his composure to some extent, so they only added a moderate amount of encouragement to lighten the mood..

"Maybe it's because I was nervous earlier, but I'm really hungry. Eldmia must have already finished eating.?"

"It's been a while since I went in, so wouldn't that be the case? There probably isn't much to talk about with the manager.."

"Yeah, right? We probably don't even know each other."

Abnam, who had no way of knowing that administrators Ciel and Eldmia were from the old world, quickened his pace toward the hall thanks to Mekel's greeting. The complacent belief that even if I were to introduce it anyway, it would be done tomorrow morning rather than this snowstorm evening, also contributed to speeding up the pace..

As a result, Abnam and his men were able to quickly reach the hall and were amazed by the warmth and loud laughter that greeted them..

"What's going on? The atmosphere is good for the first time in a while.?"

Normally, the day would be desolate as adventurers from the Gold Coin group and other adventurers would fight each other, but this was a rare event. As I took off the thick cloak that had protected me from the blizzard until now, I looked around and saw that everyone, including mercenaries and adventurers, was laughing excitedly. Abnam burst into laughter without realizing it..

"Babies, I hope something good......"

Abnam, who was muttering while looking around to see if there was anything that could be a clue, froze like a stone. Likewise, Mekel and his men, who were looking around, belatedly noticed Abnam's reaction, and as soon as they turned their gaze to where he was looking, they also froze..

It wasn't difficult to figure out who the adventurers were pointing at with laughter and sneers..

Because Eldmia was the only adventurer accompanying the elf..

"Our guillotine has a heavy mouth, doesn’t he? Does it have no mouth because it is a guillotine? For that matter, you just said that you are a guillotine.!"

"Me, me, me...!"

What on earth are these crazy bastards doing?!?

Abnam quickly rolled his eyes, swallowing the shout that almost burst out in his voice without realizing it. Cold sweat began flowing like rain from his body, which had been cold only a moment ago. If things continued like this, it was a given that I would catch a cold tomorrow, but since I was in a more important situation right now, I didn't care at all..

Having decided what he had to do, Abnam took a step forward. What we needed to see now was not the back of Eldmia's head, but her expression. Fortunately, Eldmia remained motionless, so Abnam was able to achieve her goal in no time..

And while everyone was laughing, I noticed Eldmia's upset face and ran without any hesitation..

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck!"

As he frantically ran to the front door of the hall with urgent movements that were in contrast to his slow pace to check Eldmia's face, his subordinates, who also understood the situation, quickly followed Abnam. At times, others looked at Abnam like he was crazy, but Abnam didn't care at all..

That's how crazy people are. They don't know I'm crazy.

"hey! scaffold! I heard there's something you shout every time you fight? Is it okay to remain silent while receiving such insults? Let’s have a cool time here too!"

After learning a lesson from Ogwen, Abnam had made it a rule not to interact with crazy people, but he reacted by screaming without realizing it to the crazy shouting, which was no different from pouring oil on a bonfire..

"You fucking crazy bastards!! Let's do it!!"

Those who had been laughing excitedly in the hall looked at Abnam in surprise at his tearful shout. But rather than paying attention to those stares, he ran as hard as he could to get even one step further away from the hall. Although she had never heard of Eldmia using magic, she had no idea what would happen if a human who single-handedly devastated a noble mansion decided to go on a rampage..

I didn't want to find out by sacrificing myself..

"I am."

As unexpected silence began to fall in the hall, Abnam heard a word that would make him wake up wet if he heard it even in his dreams..

"It is called Eldmia Ega.."

"Wow!!"

Abnam, who was running with all his might, threw himself without any hesitation toward the exit that was right in front of him. Because he did not pay attention to landing properly, the moment he fell, he tumbled down the stairs at the entrance and crashed into his subordinates, causing a mess, but what Abnam felt was intense relief..

At the same time, screams began to echo from the hall along with the sound of something being smashed to pieces..