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Never touch Eldmia Egga - Episode 249

The job of adventurer is extremely realistic..

It's not that low risk, high return doesn't exist at all, but it's literally just a matter of luck. It is a realistic job where if the risk is low, there is little to be gained, but if the risk is high, there is not necessarily a lot to be gained. An adventurer is not a one-time businessman who considers the blue ocean or red ocean, but a long-standing manual labor occupation that has been continued along with the history of mankind..

Just as humanity in my past life was unable to exterminate mosquitoes and cockroaches, the monsters in this world are also endless, and the by-products left behind by powerful monsters are a resource no different from the creative economy for humanity, so it can be said to be natural..

However, in the end, technology and civilization evolve, and although humans may not have been able to completely drive out monsters from their habitats, they have succeeded to some extent in pushing out threatening monsters. Therefore, the appearance of threatening monsters near the capital is very rare, and this ultimately leads to a decrease in adventurers' profits, so adventurers with a certain level of skill spread out in search of new dangers unless they retire..

Of course, not all adventurers can do that. Even though many people study to join a large company or become a prosecutor, only a small number of people actually get the job in the end. Some due to lack of ability, while others find a new livelihood and settle down to make a life for themselves..

This problem was caused by those who settled down due to lack of ability but wanted to protect their rice bowl..

This is the full story of the incident that I heard from those who are now putting their heads together..

A blue-level adventurer who was usually known as a crazy dog ​​fell out with a red-level girl he used to hang out with, and one day he started joining the Gaendal party, which was starting to stand out. The Gaendal party itself, all of whom had outstanding skills, could have done so, but it was said that it did not look good at all as there were all kinds of strange rumors and rumors of him being a crazy person, which were more miscellaneous than rumors related to his skills..

Still, it was a common occurrence in life up to that point, but the problem continued from there..

To be precise, adventurers who thought they were on the same level as Gaendal's party implicitly proposed joining the party, and in the process of resolving the issue, some trouble arose..

Catherine, who was the object of envy and sexual desire for many warriors due to her voluptuousness, outstanding skills, great body, and rare beauty, and Lely, who was a sorceress and even pretty, only worked as a pair, so there was an opportunity to approach her. It was quite unpleasant, but it is said that there were quite a few people who accepted it as if they had an opportunity by joining the Gaendal party..

As a result, people who were proud of their level and confident in their abilities applied to join the party with all kinds of bravado... but they all got rejected..

The reason is lack of ability and performance. In fact, none of the four were destined to stay in the capital, so among those who were rejected, there was not a single one who could complain about the reason, but for them, it was not just a scratch on their pride, but a reason why they could not help but feel that their faces had been smeared. there was.

It's me.

They formed a party with a mere blue-level adventurer and started questioning whether it made sense not to accept them..

In response to some objections asking why Banpoon, whose skills are vague, forms a party with a crazy dog ​​who is a Cheong-level person, but doesn't pay attention to those who are of the same level, Catherine gave an objective assessment that they were less skilled than me, but of course she accepted this kindly. There wasn't a single one of them. It is said that some of them even speculated about the relationship between me and Catherine and hurled very promiscuous insults, and were completely ripped off by her iron fist, so it is clear that things were not resolved well..

However, when the corn was stolen, it was stolen, and the dregs who felt that the meaning of their existence had been denied felt uncomfortable and their pride was scratched. At the same time, the action taken by these bastards, who felt miserable as if the Three Rivers and Five Rings were loosening, society was collapsing, and families were being destroyed, was to 'establish discipline'..

Whether it was the guy who got hit after giving a sex lip to Catherine or the guy who was angry because his skills were ignored, they got together and made an excuse to win mentally and formed a combination. If things continue like this, the losers who have banded together under the leap of logic that they will be completely unaware of their level, which is the standard established by the Adventurer's Guild as the supreme law, cannot even dare to challenge the Gaendal Party, who are the real power, and follow the logic they have set up arbitrarily. He talked about it as if it were a rule and started abusing adventurers below his level..

Still, as if they were not completely empty-headed, they tried to differentiate themselves by actively engaging in political tactics and taking care of those who followed their views, and in this way, a new community association that I did not know about was born..

Surprisingly, these are all events that happened before I left for my vacation to Ogwen..

"I was shaking my head and masturbating at the same time, feeling so damn sick, when I suddenly came out again, joined the Gaendal party, and lit the fuse.?"

"...What is a fuse??"

"It's sick. Are you saying you pulled the trigger on those motherfuckers?."

"Ah, yes, yes. you're right."

A blue-level adventurer is collaborating with the Gaendal party again. They didn't just join, but instead of being given the nickname "mad dog" or "light sword," they were given the nickname "guillotine.".

From their perspective, no matter how you look at it, it was a clumsy ploy to take advantage of the reputation of ‘Levien’s Guillotine’, which is widely rumored these days. The losers with bad luck were resilient because they did not fall for such a mean trick attempted by a blue-level adventurer, and the arrogant brat who played the role of Catherine's supporter without any skills and committed fraud by relying on other people's reputations was shown to be a real adventurer. I decided to show my strength..

If such a person sets a bad precedent and similar things increase, they could lose their place in the capital city where there is already less and less to exploit..

So time passed and we reached now..

"Uh huh, huh huh huh."

It's so fucking ridiculous that I can't help but laugh. I grabbed my dizzy head and stroked my Leica to calm my mind and asked a question..

"I'm really ready to smoke. I don't know the name of Levien's guillotine.?"

I didn't ask anyone specifically, but the answer came out immediately..

"Of course I don't know.."

Surprisingly, he was right. Of course you may not know.

In a capital city so large that the adventurer district, dwarf district, and noble district are all separated, rumors are very vague. Even in modern times where the Internet and communication devices have developed, we don't know all the gossip in the neighborhood, so how can they know? If I knew that, I would have done it for information purposes..

Rather, given that rumors about a noble family that had no connection to adventurers spread so quickly, it is reasonable to suspect that someone may have intentionally released the information..

Therefore, it can be said that the conclusion reached by the members of the new community association was based on extremely common sense reasoning. Since Mr. Kim Cheol-soo, who lives in the semi-basement behind the house, and Mr. Kim Cheol-soo, the chairman of a large company, have the same name, it would be at the level of examining the possibility that they are the same person. Although their starting point is petty and petty, when looking at events and information alone, the justification they put forward is very plausible..

But no matter how reasonable that conclusion is, it's no excuse for making me feel like shit..

If you didn't know, you should have been more careful.

"Haha...okay, I roughly got the outline. So did you come to just beat me up or drag me away??"

"......"

Likewise, since the question was not specifically asked of anyone, an atmosphere of reluctance to answer begins to appear. I was wondering if I was going to make a fuss about someone and make a fuss, but then I thought I knew what this silence meant so I asked again..

"I came to beat you up and drag you away.?"

"...yes."

Is that right? My insight is improving every day. Feeling somewhat satisfied with my own progress, I grabbed a random guy by the scruff of his neck and forced him to stand up. Aside from shaking like an aspen tree, the ugly-looking man, who, like the others, had his front teeth blown out and couldn't wipe off the blood that had hardened to some extent, started rolling his eyes repeatedly without even being able to scream..

"let's go."

"yes?"

"I heard you tried to drag me away? There must be somewhere to go. Let's go."

Even though he said he would help him achieve his goal, he looked back at the other guys he had stabbed in the head with a despairing expression..

"why? They seem to be comfortable?"

"Oh, that's not it..."

"Leica, play with it in moderation.."

Laika, who had only been looking at me with bright eyes, without any hesitation, grabbed the pants of the nearest guy and started swinging them..

"Argh! Save me! Help me!"

Seeing that there was no human windmill, the guys who had been sticking their heads in until now hesitated and tried to get up, but as soon as our eyes met, they got their heads stuck again. When the one he was biting was exhausted, Laika repeated the same thing by biting another person, and those who sensed the seriousness of the situation at the point where the dog was already biting and swinging at a person could not even think of resisting and just shivered..

When I tapped the shoulder of the guy who was looking at those guys with tired eyes, he was shocked and responded properly as if he had finally come to his senses..

"Let's go, let's go!"

"Leica, let's go."

I don't know if it was out of loyalty to his suffering colleagues or the fear that the same thing would happen if he didn't move, but he walked very hard..