History of the Greatest Territory Design - Episode 382
382fury. make the angel cry (2)
“Hey, by any chance, while listening to my song, if you slowly pluck each armpit hair, meticulously, and pluck it out, will you shed a lot of tears??”
“…….”
Lloyd’s question shamelessly asked.
Raphael, the lower angel, remained silent in response to the question that was able to undermine common sense..
He responded by throwing a look filled with absurdity at Lloyd..
“I'm sorry. I have no armpit hair.”
“Uh, um.”
“It's real.”
“Then there is no fluff??”
“There may be that, but.”
“Oh, that's great then..”
“…….”
No, this human?
It's armpit hair and downy hair, and they didn't even say they would allow me to pull it out in the first place.?
The left angel swallowed his embarrassment and said,.
“I'm sorry too. It's a pity, but I don't think pulling out the fluff will help..”
“Why??”
“No matter how many times I pull something like that, tears won't come out..”
“Hmm, are you bragging about your patience??”
“No, it's not.”
The left angel shook his head..
“In the first place, I do not shed tears because of physical pain. It's not a matter of patience; it's like that from the beginning. That's the same for all angels, including me..”
“Hmm.”
“Really real.”
“Hmm.”
“Seriously, it's really true..”
“Hmmmm.”
“It's not a lie. Look, here. The flame ring is still burning well..”
“Hmmmm.”
Lloyd's gaze on the left angel became strict..
As if looking at the mackerel and cutlassfish to be put on the table today in the seafood section..
His eyes were persistent, as if he was trying to discern whether what the left angel had just said was true..
Maybe that was why.
‘Why does this person want my tears so persistently??’
The left angel suddenly felt doubtful..
Because angel's tears have great value.
Moreover, the tears of a high-ranking angel like yourself?
Because it’s so precious that you can’t even put a price on it..
‘Lloyd Frontera. This man makes a ton of money. I love it so much Then maybe…….’
Are you trying to bury yourself with your own tears?.
The left angel's expression hardened at such a guess that seemed at first glance..
he asked.
“Do you need my tears??”
“yes. So, aren’t you asking this?.”
“why do you need it?”
“Let's all survive together.”
“……what?”
To survive?
Together?
The left angel pauses at the unexpected answer..
Lloyd's answer continued:.
“Let me keep it simple. An undead wizard, a lich, made a request to the Hell King. In this territory, he opens the Hell Gate and sends the legions of Hell. And what about the King of Hell? He graciously accepted the request. So, he said, sooner or later the legions of hell will visit here. Then we will all die. The territory will become a sea of fire, and most people here will not escape a terrible death..”
“That's true?”
The left angel asked in astonishment.
The answer was given by Lord Georexius instead of Lloyd..
- It's true.
“…….”
Left Angel Raphael was at a loss for words..
Sir Georexius was the commander of Hell's first legion not long ago..
When it comes to trends in hell, you probably know it better than anyone else..
So there is no way not to believe that..
“So, you were going to get my tears to fight against the legions of hell.?”
“yes. That's it.”
Lloyd nodded..
The left angel bit his lip as if he was embarrassed..
“If so, I would like to cooperate... … But there's still a problem.”
“What a problem?”
“The problem is that I can't cry on my own..”
The left angel continued..
“I cannot shed tears easily. You can't cry even if you decide you want to cry. All angels do that. To prevent our precious tears from being misused, we angels are made to shed tears only in sincere moments..”
“Hmm, so I'm going to pull out your armpit hair so you can cry with all your heart..”
“If I shed tears even if I pluck hair from anywhere on my body, not just my armpits, I will gladly cry if those tears can save the lives of the innocent and kind people who live in this territory. But that doesn't work. Because angels cannot cry over such simple, peripheral pain..”
“Is that so??”
“exactly. It has to be sincere. You have to really react to something. Only then can angels shed tears..”
Raphael nodded decisively..
Lloyd frowned and massaged the back of his neck..
“Well, that's a bit of a pain..”
“I agree. I want to shed as many tears as I can to prevent something terrible..”
“Hmm, then I guess I'd better try some things first..”
“What a try!?”
“Once upon a time, a long time ago, there lived brothers named Heungbu and Nolbu..”
“hmm?”
The left angel twitches one eyebrow.
Lloyd spoke in a serious and serious voice..
“His younger brother, Heungbu, was desperately poor. The reason was simple. It was because he didn't have a planned financial plan. He was unable to save due to excessive family planning and excessive spending that did not match his annual salary..”
“Hmm?”
“On the other hand, his older brother Nolbu was rich. He was sincere and always generated good profits through planned and aggressive investments. But one day, his poor younger brother Heungbu... … This and that... … I slapped my sister-in-law with a spatula... … Chatter chatter… … A swallow with a broken leg... … Thump thud thud thud… … So I opened Mr. Park and, well, the lottery… … No, it's not like the treasure was spilled..”
“Hmm, that's interesting. So what happened??”
“Nolbu was amazed to hear the news of his younger brother, who set an example for life. And the same swallow legs... … Chatter chatter… … I opened the gourd... … Blah blah… … So I ended up losing all my possessions..”
“Oh my, tsk tsk. so what happened?”
“Nolbu, a sincere and capable businessman, became a beggar. On the other hand, Heungbu, who made a profit in his life, became rich. From then on, Nolbu came to live with his younger brother, Heungbu. Heungbu gave half of his wealth to Nolbu..”
“Oh, it's so heartwarming.”
“No, this is a sad, sad story..”
The left angel was about to applaud the heartwarming ending..
Lloyd looked at him and shook his head heavily..
“Nolbu, a talented businessman with a solid fortune who was making good money on it, fell into the quagmire of a huge investment and lost all his wealth. Afterwards, his younger brother gave away half of his property, but was it really for free??”
“Well, then?”
“Heungbu probably entrusted financial planning and management to Nolbu. In return, Nolbu would have received a portion of the property. Phew… … Tsk tsk… … Nolbu spent the rest of his life helping his younger brother with his property, so he couldn't rest and worked hard until he died of overwork..”
“…….”
“Is there such a sad and tragic story??”
“…….”
Lloyd asked with tears in his eyes..
The left angel barely suppressed a bitter smile..
Lloyd wrinkled his nose in response..
“Phew, tsk. It seems like sad stories don't make you cry. This won't work. Then let's try another method..”
“If there is another way?”
“Are the soles of your feet sensitive??”
Lloyd glanced at the left angel's feet..
The left angel asked back, feeling a little perplexed..
“What are you doing with the soles of my feet??”
“I'd like to tickle it a bit. Even if you desperately beg and pray, if you never stop and keep tickling, won't the tears fall out?.”
“Hmm, I guess that will work.?”
“Let's give it a try.”
It was from then on..
To draw out the tears of the left angel.
Lloyd used every means he could think of and did it..
I tickled the soles of the left angel's feet with a feather..
failed.
I tried it even when I fed him spicy food..
Coincidentally, there was quite a bit of rock chili pepper powder piled up in the mansion's food warehouse..
The maids secretly brought it and ate it with a shovel..
As expected, it failed.
At best, I tried singing a sweet(?) song in my ear..
He also told Javiel to hold on to him so that he could not escape..
Still failed.
No matter how much it tickles me.
No matter how spicy the food is,.
Even if I ruthlessly trample the cochlea with my song.
Although the left angel was in pain, he did not shed tears..
Thanks to this, Lloyd was in trouble..
‘Tsk. If I do this, I’m leaving..’
It's not that I had to get the angel's tears..
Without it, the fight against the legions of hell will be dozens of times more difficult..
But I didn't know it would be this difficult to get angel tears..
I became at a loss.
I got frustrated and sighed..
“Whoa. You really don't shed any tears..”
“I'm sorry. Because this isn't what I want.”
“no. There is nothing to be sorry about. It can't be helped. I wanted to make the left angel blunt..”
“bluntly?”
“yes.”
Lloyd nodded..
I was so frustrated that I unintentionally made a joke that I normally wouldn't make..
“If a radish sheds tears, wouldn't it be blunt?.”
“What... … Tears... … Blunt… … ? Whoop.”
“uh?”
“Whoop… … Blunt… … Big, big! Sigh!”
Suddenly, the left angel covered his mouth with both hands..
I twitch my shoulders and back.
started to get excited.
Before I knew it, my face and even my ears had turned red..
Thanks to that, Lloyd saw that.
‘what?’
I was surprised by the unexpected reaction..
I thought of something just in case..
‘Left angel, this is the type that reacts to old man's jokes, no way?’
Ah, but no way.
No, let's at least give it a try..
Lloyd cleared his throat..
A hint to the left angel who is desperately holding back laughter.
“I hope Jwacheon-nim becomes a rockfish just for today..”
“Whoop, whoop, whoop… … Rockfish… … What the heck?”
“This is the fish with the most tears. The rockfish is still rocky today. It will rumble tomorrow too. Rockfish all the time.”
“Ooh, rumbling! Hehehehehe! Hahahahahahahaha!”
The left angel clutched his stomach and fell asleep..
Lloyd felt a strong sense of shame..
“…….”
But that's okay.
It's success.
‘Okay, I'm literally bursting out laughing.!’
Lloyd's sharp gaze examined the left angel's eyes..
A left angel who can't hold back his laughter until his face gets red..
Before I knew it, tears were forming in the corners of my eyes..
‘Okay, one more thing.!’
It's a yard with momentum..
We must continue this trend.
With that in mind, Lloyd made a bet..
“What is the sound that a logical person makes when he hits an iron plate? That's just valid.”
“……Hahahahahahahaha!”
“The turtle vomited while walking along the road. Why? The answer is, I feel uncomfortable..”
“……Hahahahaha!”
“The bug that lives in space is Starbucks.”
“……Kya Hak Hak Hot Hak!”
“Do you know the most breakable windows in the world? That's just wow.”
“……Ugh, stop! Please stop!”
The left angel was openly upset..
Lloyd winked quickly..
Javiel moved after receiving the glance..
I picked up the glass on the guest room table..
I quietly approached the left angel and held out my hand..
I quickly ran my fingers around the eyes of the left angel who couldn't breathe because he was laughing..
A single shining golden tear drop was on my finger..
‘hurry! Collect it in a glass!’
Lloyd glanced at me..
Javiel dropped a golden teardrop into the glass..
Meanwhile, Lloyd's jokes didn't stop..
The more it happened, the more upset the left angel became..
So that your abdominal muscles are tight and your cheekbones are stiff..
I couldn't breathe properly because I was laughing..
Meanwhile, Javiel also worked hard..
The left angel laughed and shed tears, meticulously collecting them without wasting a single drop..
Of course, in the meantime, I didn't forget to give Lloyd a pitiful look..
Thanks to this, Lloyd felt a strong sense of self-destruction blooming..
‘ha. I hate it too, this kind of idiot joke.’
I sighed deeply..
I feel ashamed of myself for doing this.
I immediately wanted to run to the bedroom and perform a blanket kick..
At the same time, a memory from my college days came to mind..
‘At that time, I had a professor who made jokes every time he lectured..’
He was a person with a lot of greed for comedy..
But himself?
Every time I heard that professor's joke, I just laughed..
That's why.
Lloyd reflected on his past self..
‘Sorry, Professor. I really had no idea that the joke I heard back then would be used like this. I didn't even know that I would ever use it in my life. Big black!’
I was grateful and ashamed..
But Lloyd did not succumb to that level of self-destruction..
He fully demonstrated the spirit and talent of Koreans who demonstrate their tenacity and will not hesitate to use any means necessary to achieve their goal..
and finally.
At the end of a parade of gut-wrenching old man jokes.
I was able to fill the glass about 1/3 full with the left angel's tears..
‘good. This should be about 0.1 liter..’
Multi-colored, brilliant golden tears flowing in a glass.
And the left angel fainted from laughing so hard.
Lloyd smiled happily..
‘I do this every day. If you do this consistently for about 20 days, you will be able to collect enough tears..’
Then you will be able to collect about 2 liters of the left angel's tears..
Using that as a concentrate, 2 billion liters of holy water can be made..
“Well then, let's work hard for a while.”
Lloyd said to Javiel.
While collecting the left angel's tears, Javiel's expression turned sour as he was bombarded with jokes that were not even in his character..
Hell Knight even covered his ears and didn't respond at all..
A wry smile appeared on Lloyd's lips..
“why? no?”
“yes. of course.”
Javiel was disgusted and trembled..
Meanwhile, he gave me a sharp look.
“But I’m saying this because I succeeded in raising tears like this..”
“uh. What.”
“Even if you really collect 2 liters of the left angel's tears, I'm curious and worried about how you will turn them into holy water..”
“worry? why?”
“It is questionable where they will get the 2 billion liters of clear water to be used as ingredients, and even if they make that much holy water, how they will sprinkle it on the legions of hell..”
Javiel honestly expressed his doubts..
It was something I was really curious and worried about..
In particular, I was most curious about how to obtain and manage an unimaginable amount of water, 2 billion liters..
But as always.
“Oh, that?”
Lloyd responded with the smile of someone who has an answer prepared..
Eventually, his answer followed,.
Haviel was astonished..
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