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History of the Greatest Territory Design - Episode 247

247fury. The inside story of a nerdist (1)

nerdist.

There are various types of laziness owners in this world..

Youngjin hyung only orders delivery food because he’s lazy..

Seongjin only eats boneless chicken, saying he doesn't want to eat it with the bones in it..

Daho doesn't turn the meat on the grill just because it's annoying to use tongs and just eats it..

Sarin didn't leave the house all day because she didn't feel like removing sunscreen in the evening..

Manager Park even parks outside because he doesn't want to go down a few steps to the underground parking lot..

Likewise, Lloyd was proud of having experienced various types of idiots since his time in Korea..

But now?

That pride(?) was being shattered..

We finally met Dragon King Berkis at the center of the Demon Dragon's Cave..

Because this thought came to mind when I saw him..

‘What is this person in the corner of the room??’

It was a thought that immediately came to mind as soon as I saw it..

He was a level of laziness I had never experienced before..

It had to be that way..

The Dragon King was sprawled out as if he had become one with the sofa..

Even though a long-awaited human came to his hometown,.

Even though the person is entitled to receive his support,.

Nevertheless, the Dragon King did not get up from the sofa..

No, I didn't even turn my head..

Sigh.

Only the lazy eyes moved about 2 millimeters..

I thought I was looking at this side for about a second..

Sreuk.

‘Why are you falling asleep?!’

Lloyd shouted inwardly..

I was embarrassed.

I didn't know that the Dragon King was this kind of idiot..

Even when I was looking at this, I didn't even know that he was the guy who fell asleep without even saying hello..

No, no matter what, he is the Dragon King..

Because he rules over all the dragons in the world..

I thought he would at least show something resembling a ruler..

‘What do we do? Should I wake him up? Should I say hello? Then wouldn’t I wake up to that sound??’

I thought about that for a moment.

But Lloyd quickly shook his head..

‘No, I think it would be a hasty action to wake him up for no reason..’

Somehow I had that intuition..

Saying hello.

That's how you wake me up.

Will that Dragon King really stand up and say hello??

Should I finally reveal the dignity of a dragon king and give a friendly and frugal message saying that I will support this side and provide promised benefits??

‘I don't think that's the case.’

Lloyd shook his head repeatedly..

No matter how I looked at it, it seemed like the Dragon King was not a normal being..

If I were to wake you up and say hello to you,?

I wouldn't have fallen asleep like that in the first place even after seeing this long-awaited visitor..

‘Tsk. So what should I do?.’

Lloyd quenched his appetite..

I was embarrassed.

All I have to do is go to hell, finish everything, and receive the final benefit..

I finally came here to accept it..

But the Dragon King, who was supposed to give the final reward, just irresponsibly fell asleep..

“Javiel.”

“Yes, Lloyd..”

“I guess I'll have to wait a bit first..”

Lloyd made his decision..

You shouldn't wake it up too hastily..

If you act hastily because you are blinded by the reward,?

It could be like sticking your nose into cooked rice..

You may end up spilling the entire pot of boiled ramen..

He whispered to Javiel as quietly as possible..

“So you go a little further over there..”

“Lloyd, what are you planning to do??”

“What am I? I need to make you feel better.”

“If you feel like it?”

“Because that's the case, just stay quiet for now..”

I waved my hand and sent Javiel away..

I lifted my heel.

As quietly and secretly as possible.

I walked on tiptoe and approached the Dragon King..

I carefully observed the Dragon King Berkis..

Envy bloomed with renewed confidence..

‘I'm really unemployed in the corner of my room. It's just something you spend your whole life wallowing around in. But he is the richest person in the world. Mr. Ha. i envy you.’

Building owner, no, new building owner.

A being who does not have to worry about making a living just by owning the property.

No, just rolling around in the corner of the room, scratching the soles of your feet, the money in your bank account keeps growing. So, I am a person who just lives comfortably without any grand goals or passion in life..

The life of a goddamned unemployed person who could perhaps be called his utopia..

Lloyd could sense that his role model(?) had appeared before his eyes..

‘i envy you. I feel like I'm going crazy with envy.’

Watching Dragon King Berkis sleeping made me feel sick..

For no reason, my heart was pounding and my lower abdomen was aching..

jealousy? jealousy?

It wasn't.

‘Oh my, my older brother, whom I wanted to take care of all my life, is here..’

Since ancient times, people have to be good at making friends..

They brag about their money, brag about it, buy food on a whim, and then brag about their money again..

You must cherish such people, keep them close to you, and treat them gently so as not to lose them..

So, flattery is done at times like this..

Flattery also exists to be used in times like these..

The precious, warm, and cozy pan-human values ​​of brilliant service spirit, overflowing consideration, and respect were born in the universe for moments like this..

That's how Lloyd strengthened his mental armament..

I gently picked up the high-quality silk blanket that was rolling next to me..

I covered the sleeping body of the Dragon King Berkis with a blanket, being as careful as possible to avoid making any growling noises..

‘Oh my, my brother. What if I catch a cold and sleep without covering anything?.’

Like a sleeping gold nugget.

Or Lloyd grinned as if he were looking at a bundle of luck..

His devotion did not end there..

It moved more stealthily and in slow motion than a cockroach walking over a sink at 2 a.m..

I scanned the surroundings thoroughly..

found a suitable item.

A cup made of gold was discovered..

I scooped up the spring water flowing around the large cavity..

Meanwhile, I also found a large fan made of peacock feathers..

I gently fanned the Dragon King with sincerity..

A gentle breeze blew and tickled the Dragon King Verkis pleasantly..

Is it thanks to that?.

The Dragon King’s sleeping expression has become much more relaxed..

A satisfied smile appeared on Lloyd's face..

‘Just right. Normally, when I sleep on the sofa, I cover myself with a blanket and turn the fan on on the lowest setting, and it feels really amazing. Whether it's a human or a dragon, it's the same, it's the same.’

Lloyd recalled his own experience..

In the past, before it became difficult to find a home in Korea..

At that time, I lived in a fairly ordinary apartment..

There was also a three-seater leather sofa in the living room..

The sofa was soft and comfortable.

Lying there and watching TV couldn't have been more comfortable..

But it wasn't without its drawbacks..

‘It's a leather sofa, so if you lie down for a long time, you get sweaty and hot..’

It was like that no matter how many cushions I put down..

When I lay down, the area where my body touched the sofa became hot and filled with heat..

At times like that, I always summoned a fan..

Cover yourself with a thin blanket and turn the fan on low.?

It couldn't have been that sweet.

‘It'll be the same whether you're a human or a dragon..’

Coincidentally, the sofa on which the Dragon King was currently lying and rolling around was a leather sofa..

Thanks to this, the moment I saw it, my memory from Korea briefly came to mind, and I offered my own secret technique (?), which I often used at the time, to the Dragon King as a service..

The result was still successful.

“……cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.”

Have I become more comfortable?.

Dragon King Berkis started snoring in earnest..

A satisfied smile appeared on Lloyd's lips..

So he didn't know.

Dragon King Berkis snoring comfortably.

The fact that he is now observing himself with a somewhat unexpected feeling.

‘What is that?.’

Dragon King, Berkis thought..

Between half-asleep consciousness.

While snoring comfortably.

On the one hand, I find it annoying.

He glanced at the human gently fanning himself with narrowed eyes..

‘This is my first time seeing a guy like this again.’

He was a human who was qualified to be supported by the Dragon King..

However, he was not the first person to obtain that qualification..

Over the past few hundred years, qualified humans have come here several times..

And everyone gave up and went back..

I turned around without getting any support..

The reason was simple.

It was because he ignored it..

‘Because it was annoying.’

Dealing with humans was annoying..

I had to get up from the sofa just to greet a human being..

To do this, you had to move the joints and muscles of your back and torso..

I had to prop my arms up on the sofa and put strength on my shoulders..

I even had to raise my head and open my eyes..

I had to open my eyelids and focus my eyes..

Plus, I had to mix up my words..

To do that, I had to move my mouth in a troublesome way..

I hated that so much.

It was annoying.

I couldn't stand it because my life wasted on such useless movements, no, the few seconds of my life were a waste..

If you had continued to sleep all this time, all your muscles and red blood cells would have enjoyed those few seconds of comfort..

It was so sad and heartbreaking to see Yongsaeng wasted like that..

That's why.

Ignored any visitors.

I just kept sleeping without opening my eyes..

But strangely enough, if I just did that, the annoying problem was solved..

‘Everyone was embarrassed at first, then begged, expressed their anger, and eventually went back..’

Candidates for sponsorship of the Dragon King who came here.

Those few people were all like that..

At first, I was taken aback by their lack of response..

There were people who were restless and tried to wake me up..

Still, I ignored it until the end..

Then ordinary humans began to hang on..

Great Dragon King, please open your eyes.

Please don't ignore me.

Open your eyes, warrior..

Etc.

Nevertheless, he?

I just kept sleeping..

consistently and consistently ignored.

Then the next reaction was to express anger..

‘I was indignant when I realized that I was being ignored. because. Most of them were people with exceptionally strong pride..’

Usually, to be eligible for the Dragon King's sponsorship, you had to make great achievements..

And that wasn't just a feat in the human world..

I dared to use my human body to perform a feat worthy of saving the dragon's life..

In the first place, it was not a feat or achievement that an ordinary person could achieve..

Of course, the people who did something like that couldn't be ordinary..

They were all unrivaled heroes..

Testing reached its extreme level.

A wizard who has reached the highest level.

A priest called the saint of the world.

Or even a conqueror who will go down in history..

It's just that all of these people, who would never fall into the Great People Biography series, came all the way here after receiving the Dragon King's sponsorship..

So they couldn't get support..

‘Because everyone had too much pride.’

A faint smile appeared on Berkis's lips..

Heroes who have made lasting achievements in human history.

Their egos were full of pride and pride..

However, I was consistently treated with endless disregard, something I had never experienced in my entire life..

And that too, here at the Demon Dragon’s Cave, where I came with the expectation of receiving a great reward..

That situation broke them down..

‘Everyone couldn't stand it.’

At first I begged and obeyed.

Later on, I wonder if even the Dragon King can do this..

How can you ignore yourself like this?.

Isn’t this a violation of the promise?.

Blatantly criticized or indignant.

And then I eventually turned around..

Days, months, even years.

These things happened because this person kept sleeping and ignoring me..

Of course, I got scolded by my wife after that..

What if it happens again this time?.

It's not okay to treat guests who came from a long way so harshly..

Why are you not putting into practice the Dragon King sponsorship system that your mother and Aegi put so much effort into preparing?.

It's really against the grain to keep wandering around like that..

He promised that he would be diligent when he got married..

Now that I see that promise, it was actually three days long..

I had to get ripped off for months..

‘Well, it's still good.’

Berkis grinned inwardly..

Getting scratched by my wife is fun. happy. That sound that babbles all day can't be that pretty to listen to..

So it's better to ignore visitors..

You don't have to deal with the hassle..

After I kicked him out like that, I got ripped off by my wife..

Isn’t it a win-win situation for you?.

Berkis thought it would be like that this time too..

Another guy who came to the Demon Dragon's Cave in a hurry..

Lloyd came with excitement about receiving sponsorship..

I thought that way from the first time I saw him..

It won't be any different from the human heroes I've encountered so far..

So, you just have to treat and respond the same way..

I was pretty sure about that..

It was definitely like that a little while ago..

‘But what is this guy?.’

Berkis felt dumbfounded..

‘Instead, it's making me sleep longer.?’

It was like that..

That person who entered the Demon Dragon’s Cave today.

I didn't dare to fuss or beg for help..

He didn't even try to wake me up with polite comments..

Instead of fussing or begging, cover the child with a blanket..

Instead of saying words to wake me up, I fanned myself..

Moreover, even…….

‘Did you put water in the glass too? No way, if I wake up in the middle of the night, I will feel sore.?’

It seemed like that..

Berkis’s perspective on Lloyd has changed a bit..

‘Ha, this guy. I like it.’

This is the first time I've seen someone like this among the people who came to receive support..

First of all, I don't think it will bother me..

Gently scratch this itch.

Berkis liked Lloyd..

So I slept more comfortably.

‘good. I liked it. This is a prize. So you just naturally ignore it, not intentionally..’

I will sleep very sincerely..

I'm not doing this for just anyone..

So, consider it the honor of a lifetime..

Berkis felt so satisfied that he even closed his eyes..

I really fell into a deep sleep that could last for several years..

“……Grumble. Puyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.”

My whole body was completely relaxed..

I fell into a happy dreamland..

and thought.

Next time you wake up?

The person I like who is fanning the flames right now.

Before I know it, I will give up and disappear..

Then, I should yawn once and give my wife a kiss after scratching her..

So, Berkis made his sleep plan(?) this time..

Of course, even as he fell into a deep sleep, he wasn't the least bit worried..

Unfortunately, due to continued neglect, he was not worried that a human with an open lid would attack him while he was sleeping..

No attack can hurt you anyway..

Even if a supernova explodes right in front of you, it’s the same..

It will only sting to the point of slightly burning the tip of your nose..

Because no being in this world can hurt you.

Berkis just dropped everything and fell into a deep sleep..

Thanks to him, he never dreamed.

While I was falling asleep.

What kind of crazy things will Lloyd, who politely treats himself as a customized service(?), do?.