Became a tyrant of defense games - Episode 390
◈ 390. [Side Story] Sleeping with the Enemy
《No, it's really too much! Why do you hit me every time I see you?!》
cried Salome, clutching her chin and shedding tears..
《This time, you don't even know how hard I worked to save you, but you're using such violence on me! You are truly the worst person.!》
“Shut up, monster. If I am the worst human being, then you are the worst monster..”
《under! I'm not the worst, I'm the monster of aphrodisia?》
“…….”
No, what are you bragging about? This evil demon.
Anyway, I gritted my teeth and jumped up..
“When a human and a monster make eye contact, it's a battle. What else did you expect??”
I quickly searched my waist. I will immediately take out [Agathe] and put a bullet in your belly, then I will use [Maestro] to create a magic blade and insert it into your neck.-
‘uh?’
does not exist.
My waist is empty. I quickly removed my hand from my waist and put it into my inner pocket. Then take out another weapon from your inventory.-
[Proof of current player's existence is unclear..]
[System is unusable.]
But my hand just flailed across the empty air and I couldn't open the inventory..
I ground my teeth. It's like this again! What on earth is proof of existence, you fucking system! If you have trouble using it, you should call a repair technician rather than just sit still.!
When I failed to take out my weapon, Salome, who was squirming in the corner of the room with her head covered with both arms, laughed bitterly..
《Hehe~? What is it, honey, do you have any weapons?~?》
“If you call me baby one more time, I will kill you.…….”
《Even if you don’t call me baby, they’re going to kill you anyway.!》
Sheesh. You know me well, you monster..
Even if you don't have a weapon, I can defeat you with just my Taekwondo. I only learned it briefly in elementary school, but it's enough..
I prepared for battle by clumsily assuming Taekwondo posture..
Salome, I don't know how many times I've missed the chance to kill you. This time, I'm really going to kill you.…….
‘Ugh?’
Suddenly, I felt dizzy and my legs lost strength. I couldn't control myself and fell down on the floor..
“what is this… … Why is my body strong?…….”
《That's because you suddenly start using a body that hasn't been used in a long time..》
Salome approached, covering her mouth and smiling sinisterly..
《You were sinking on the other side of the ocean? If I hadn't found him and rescued him, he would have been floating there like a ghost forever.?》
“the other side of the river……?”
《It is called the underworld, the spirit world, whatever! It's not a place for living people to go..》
What Grandma Coco said flashed through my mind again..
It is said that if a person whose existence is unclear enters the teleport gate, he or she will go there..
So, monsters born from nightmares cannot use teleportation magic because their existence is unclear..
《I don't know why I was so into it, but anyway, when I found you, I thought what a windfall it was... … Oh no, my heart is pounding as I wonder what is going on! I said I did it?》
“……How can you get there and back??”
《Hehe, that's the space I escape to when I use the invincible evasion technique [Escape from Reality].!》
Salome raised her sassy nose while making an ahem-like sound..
Ah, indeed.
Succubus Queen's exclusive avoidance device, which is a judgment that completely disappears from reality [Escape from reality]].
I was wondering where to run, but the decision was to end up on the other side of the ocean. I guess that’s why I can come and go freely..
《That's why I picked you up and rescued you from reality. Hehehe, isn’t it amazing? It’s okay to praise me! I am the succubus queen! Because she is the daughter of a demon!》
“…….”
《Even if you praise me! good! compliment! Even if you do it! good!》
Salome slightly opened her eyes and looked at me, as if telling me to hurry up. But looking at that unlucky, triumphant face makes me even more reluctant to praise him.…….
“after.”
But, being thankful is being thankful. I nodded reluctantly..
“okay. First of all, for saving me... … thanks.”
If it weren't for this guy, I might have been hovering at the bottom of the spirit world forever. Let's say thank you.
When I said thank you, Salome's eyes widened, and soon her big eyes filled with tears. why not?
《Huh, it's the first time I've heard such benign words from you... … . So I was so impressed…….》
“Is that so? It will probably be the last. Be really impressed..”
I leaned my back against the wall and looked around the palace..
“So, where is this place??”
Looking at this tasteless pink interior, it's not like you can't guess something..
《It's my palace! how is it? Comfortable, right? It's clean, right? It smells good too?》
Sure enough, it was the home of the demon army and the palace of the succubus queen..
When I saw this wicked bling-bling pink interior, I suddenly thought of Evangeline..
He also has terrible love house tastes. Maybe Salome and I will get along well..
《Hehe, I hurriedly rearranged the furniture, cleaned it, and sprayed some perfume before you woke up. Normally, my subordinates would clean the place, but since all the kids died, I have to take care of the house by myself... … . But what can I say, I was a little happy because it was for you.……?》
“Please don't look like a new bride living in a newlywed home. Because I want to kill you.”
Instead of stinging, I felt the color drain from my face. wait for a sec.
‘Succubus Queen's Palace?’
here… … It's area 10 of the Lake Kingdom dungeon..
The deepest part of the deepest part. The deepest place in the Deep Demon World. It is the lowest level of hell. The Succubus Queen's palace is located here..
The best dungeon strategy team under my command was pounding the dungeon in the early part of Area 8. He suddenly skips it all and says it's District 10..
‘How can I get back to earth?’
8Should I escape to the area and then take the teleport gate? No, no, if you get on the gate now, you'll be swept away to the other side of the ocean or something..
Then, is it really necessary to follow a straight line all the way to the main gate of the Lake Kingdom?……?
As I was contemplating an escape route, Salome approached me cautiously. His white hands naturally wrapped around my neck..
《Hehe, you're already thinking about getting out, Ash.?》
“Move your hand away when you say something nice…….”
《Don't be upset, let's live happily together here. I'll make you have happy dreams.》
……The Nightmare Corps Commander can give you happy dreams. Does this make sense??
《……Please, please. teach me.》
Without releasing her arms from around my neck, Salome spoke in a trembling voice..
《When I think of you, my heart aches, I can't stand it, my body trembles, and I feel like crying.…….》
“…….”
《The King of kings said that this feeling I have for you is love. Is it true, please teach me……!》
I responded immediately and released Salome's arm..
“Absolutely not. Okay?”
《Wow! It's really too much!》
It's too much to do. If I had a weapon in my hand right now, you would have been defeated ten times. If I had just eaten anything in my stomach, I would have thrown up on your face right now..
love? Sarah? You, a monster, to me, a human?
What kind of dog eating grass is this?!
Salome huffed as if she was aggrieved..
《But the King of Kings said so? This feeling is love!》
“Yeah no~ Absolutely not. That bastard was making fun of you. Also, if your heart is pounding, your body is trembling, and you are crying, it may be due to arrhythmia or heart disease, so be sure to go to the hospital..”
It would be better if I don't go and the symptoms get worse and I die quickly..
“I'm sorry, but I have no intention of joining your play house..”
After sitting for a while, energy returned to my body. I stood up shakily..
“I have to get back to my comrades. Don't disturb, get out of the way.”
I stood up like that and was about to shake off Salome and leave the palace.-
Kwaaaaang!
Suddenly the palace shook as if there had been an earthquake..
“Wow!?!”
《Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!》
Salome and I were scared and rolled on the floor together..
bang! Quagwang! Kuwagwanggwang!
The heavy drinking and shaking continued. I was startled and looked back at Salome..
“what?! What the hell is going on??!”
《Yes, actually I am being attacked.…….》
Salome wriggled her fingers and murmured..
《So I used [Escape from Reality] to escape, and by chance I found you... … . Now that we're back in reality, we're under attack again.…….》
“Who am I being attacked by??!”
《hmm… … To another legion of monsters?》
What are you saying??
“Are you an ally? Why are we fighting each other??”
《That's right... … Because my power has weakened? It's natural for monsters to eat each other when they become weak..》
“Fuck you! In case someone is not a monster, the back of the head is very basic common sense.?”
《huh!》
No, don't be bright and positive.!
Salome smiled and scratched the back of her head..
《My army was annihilated by you, right? Now I'm in a state where I have no power at all..》
“…….”
《But since I was favored by the King of Kings, I thought I would be safe.…….》
Kuwagwanggwang!
The palace shook and the chandelier from the ceiling fell to the floor. Salome was in tears and avoided it in her haste..
《I guess that’s not really the case! Mom, hey!》
Salome then naturally fell into my arms as if diving, but I easily turned my body to avoid it..
《quite a bit!》
An ugly, round succubus rolled around on the floor. I didn't care and looked outside through the window..
‘Who the hell attacked……?’
I looked out the window and immediately freaked out..
thud! thud! thud!
Stomping your feet and narrowing the distance towards this palace... … They were giants with blue skin and wearing Viking-like armor..
These giants, who looked to be hundreds of years old, held ice spears and shields in their hands..
‘Holy shit, an army of frost giants.……!?’
Although they cannot enter the TOP 10 corps, they are top-rank monsters in terms of combat power of legionnaires, excluding the corps commander. Just ignorantly, the specifications for each individual are high..
“Hey, what do you do? Still, you are a corps commander. There is some way?”
《Me, I don’t know! In the first place, direct combat is not my domain! My subordinates took care of everything.!》
“What if you don't have a way, you incompetent succubus?!”
《If I had a way, I would be looking at our newlywed house with a hole like this.?!》
“Whoever wants it to be our newlywed home.!”
bang! Quaguagwang!
Even while they were fighting, the Succubus Queen's palace was crumbling beautifully..
It was fun for me to see Salome lose her home and become homeless, but the problem was that the frost giant demolition workers would not let me go completely..
‘If it's a hundred, you'll get hit like a hundred and get caught..’
I have no intention of ending my life in a place like this with this pink dream. We have to find a way out somehow..
“after…….”
I cooled my mind and checked my current condition..
System window is offline.
Inventory is blocked.
no weapons.
……Now that I can't correct the system, do I have any means left to fight??
‘of course.’
I opened my eyes wide..
Even when I had nothing more than this, I overcame even more difficulties..
The game isn't over yet.
Well then, I don't give up either..
I looked to the side. Salome was seen fiddling with a fallen chandelier with a tearful expression on her face..
“…….”
What is the strongest piece in chess??
Needless to say, she is the queen..
And no matter what, this guy is a queen too.
It's not black or white, but pink..
“Hey Salome.”
i am a player.
I am a person who puts moves on the chessboard. And the queen is within my reach.
If so, you should use it..
Swirl the battlefield to your heart's content - and ultimately destroy yourself along with the enemy's equipment..
“It's a temporary alliance..”
I reached out to Salome..
“Follow my orders and I will help you get through this challenge..”
《……!》
“how is it. I'll hold your hand?”
Then, without even a second of hesitation, Salome stretched out her hand and snatched my hand..
《Of course, baby!》
……No, I was holding out my hand to shake hands. I'm not saying hold them side by side..
I'm not saying you should even curtsy! I know you're going on a date right now, you succubus in the flower garden of the brain! I can't loosen my hands!
I quickly took Salome’s hand away. Salome wondered what was so good and laughed..
“I really can't stand it.…….”
After muttering, I glared at the frost giants who were right in front of me and muttered lowly..
“Okay, Salome..”
I grinned evilly at the succubus queen, who focused on me with sparkling eyes..
“I am ordering the operation from now on..”
That's how the uneasy alliance between humans and monsters came to fruition..
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