Chapter 115
115fury
The twelfth ghost story -
horror movie cliché (8)
Thump thump thump thump-
[Gyaaaaaaaagh-] Clap.
[Gyaaaaa…….]
[…….]
[……?] I unlocked the door..
The ghost who was knocking on the door outside pauses for a moment..
Giggling, giggling.
A ghost starts laughing from outside the door.
It's good-
The doorknob turns, and a ghost with scattered hair pokes his head in, grinning..
Giggling, giggling.
Do you think I've given up?.
“If you think that way, you're wrong, you easy bastard.!!” [……!?]
A ghost startles before opening the door.
I just spread my arms and legs wide at him..
“Because this is an erotic movie, not a horror movie.!!”
[……!]
I was completely naked as I prepared to run away shouting like that..
“Aaaaaaaaaaa!! ⑴! ”
rattling-
[wait a minute.]
The ghost, suddenly polite, steps back and extends both hands forward..
[Calm down, teacher..]
“Shut up, xbaaaal!!!”
Da da da da da-
I'm running towards him at full speed!
It collides with the panicked ghost and falls over, rolling on the living room floor..
[Wow……!]
Udangtang-
They fall down, fight and roll on the floor..
［Now, just a moment……!］
“You bastard, attain Buddhahood! Tell me to attain Buddhahood, quickly.!”
The ghost and I, tossing and turning and bickering with each other.
Soon, the ghost that gained the upper hand got on the boat, pressed down on my struggling legs, and grabbed my wrists..
［What is this all of a sudden? I took off all my clothes and threw them away!］
“It's hotter... Because it's so hot……
［yes? What is hot?!
It's this cold!]
I grab her hand.
“My heart towards you... Because it's so hot.”
[Joo, Mr. Juni……』
The ghost's face slowly turns red.
Immediately I turn my head.
[···You can't do this. I mean, I'm a ghost.…….]
“What does it matter! What does it matter?!”
[……!]
“I... want you like this.”
I/I have been hiding~ 〉
※Romance cliché: When a man and a woman collide and fall down, they always end up in a strange pose and atmosphere..※
A man and a woman lying down and looking at each other, their breathing rough from rolling on the floor..
And the resounding devilish BGM.
Hey hey hey hey hey~;
At this moment, the cliché came true.
“Mr. Jun……
“Ghost……
A ghost calling my name with a blush on its pale face.
Suddenly, the ghost changed into the face of an ordinary woman with a long neck and messy hair..
“Why can't you say it? No mouth? Can't you scream? This man is my man. This man is my lover! Why can't I speak?!”
“How can I do this?
yo. this! I'm just an ugly ghost
My cell phone rings for a moment.
Everyone together! pho! Lynn! count! S! Oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah~♬
〈©mom〉
For PPL, our eyes focus on my Clover cell phone, which is playing the latest popular song..
All you little ones together! pho! Lean! count! S! Oh my oh my~♬
Just when the product brand had enough appeal to viewers, I answered the phone while lying down and being crushed by a ghost..
“···hello?”
[hello? It says hello now.?]
A mother's voice screaming.
“Ah, mom! Stop yelling! Why does the person at the funeral home keep calling me this early in the morning?……
［They say you’re dating a ghost! No matter how I raised you until now, I plan to turn this baby upside down to the end.?］
“mom! That's not it! I really love Mr. Ghost!”
［You sound like love, never before I get dirt in my eyes! This marriage is invalid!］
At that moment, the ghost sitting on me snatched my cell phone..
“hello? Mother. You're not being too harsh.?”
［Mother~? Why am I your mother!! Whoever wants to be my mother is my mother.!!]
“I am also a ghost who has lived for over 300 years and has done everything except ascend to heaven! I'm not in a position to go somewhere and live without being ignored like that.-”
[But where does this come from? At home, they teach you to do that in front of others.!!]
“Mother!! You're really great!!”
[Where do you get your eyes so wide and staring at me? Oh my, honey! Look at him confronting me. Oh my god, honey! Honey, oh my... oh my… … .] My mother seems to be holding me by the back of my neck..
The phone hangs up there..
Ding_
A ghost and I staring at each other blankly.
Suddenly the ghost stands up and approaches the air conditioner in the corner of the living room..
“When I talk to your mother on the phone, I suddenly get very excited. Let's turn on the air conditioner to purify the air..”
This is an air conditioner made by Clover Corporation..
“How bad is the yellow dust these days? “It’s perfect because it has an air conditioner and air purifier function.” It is a 17-inch Clover Stand wind-free air conditioner, and the basic installation fee is free..
Customized care is possible by detecting the indoor environment and learning user patterns..
“Right, ghost? I agree too. It's great to be able to feel comfortable coolness for a long time without your skin being exposed to the cold wind, even during heat waves, thanks to the whirlwind that uses the high-pass method..”
Production Support: Clover Electronics
It's a girl~♬
The ghost's hair flutters in the air conditioner wind, and the world takes on a sepia tone..
Summer will have to come to see that scenery again..
I thought I had to survive until summer..
“Juna.”
As the situation progressed, the ghost and I were struggling with cliché skills..
Suddenly, I turned around and saw Seon-ah standing on the threshold of my room..
Only then did I come to my senses and hurriedly got up..
“Seon-ya, I told you not to come out.……
There's something strange about the atmosphere..
Sunah's hair is matted and covering her eyes, so you can't see her expression at all..
“.·.Seonya?”
“what's the matter?”
Soon the ghost who was doing the PPL on the air conditioner sneakily approaches me and puts his hand on my shoulder..
“Hey there, teacher. How about we get away for now?.”
“uh? why?”
“Suddenly something felt strange……
A ghost twists its neck and looks at Sun-ah with a nervous expression..
“Let's go somewhere else and talk. What on earth is all this about now?.”
“Uh, uhh. Then let's do it first.”
I stood up in a hurry and only then did I realize.
※Yandere cliché: When you are in a strange atmosphere with someone of the opposite sex, you are always discovered by your jealous girlfriend..※
“Jun, why were you taking off your clothes and rolling around with that woman?……?”
Seonah mutters, unable to see her expression as her tangled hair covers her eyes..
Have I been swept away by the cliché?.
‘This is crazy……
I quickly turned around and punched the ghost in the face..
Powok-
“Ugh……
The ghost holds its nose and makes a sound like "Oh my gosh," then bends its neck into an 'S' shape and gets angry at me..
“What are you doing all of a sudden, sir?!”
“The situation will only end if you are expelled quickly! Try to achieve Buddhahood first, quickly.!!”
“That's why you hit people!!”
A ghost huffing and crooking its neck as if it were dumbfounded..
Meanwhile, Suna was slowly walking towards me..
“Jun, it’s too much… I sacrificed my life for you and always protected you..”
“Oh, you must be mistaken. wait and see.”
I swallow hastily and try to make excuses, but.
shaky.
Dressed like this, no matter what you say, you're Eva..
Seonah slowly approaches, sharpening the cutter knife..
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tak.
The blade of the cutter knife is fully exposed with a plastic snapping sound..
patter.
Without hesitation, I quickly ran to my father’s study..
‘Heo Eok, Heo Eok, Heo Eok, Heo Eok, Heo Eok......
bang! Squeak-
And just as I was about to lock the door.
“Teacher, me too!!”
The ghost rushes over and sticks its head through the crack in the door..
I ignored it and tried to close the door, but I couldn't because the ghost was holding me back..
Bang-Kwaang-
“Holy shit, take your head off!!”
“Ahhh, teacher, teacher……
I slam the door and push it against the ghost's neck, and it hurts..
Meanwhile, Seon-ah approaches from behind, making an ominous sound while scratching the wall with a box cutter..
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-
“teacher, please……
“Holy shit
I had no choice but to open the door and let the ghost inside..
“Thank you, thank you……
A ghost hurriedly enters the room.
I quickly lock the door and grab him by the collar..
“What are you, suddenly? huh?”
“Cough, Cough.”
“What is it, fuck. Why are you suddenly so good at talking and running away? You were trying to kill us earlier.?”
“I don’t know, sir… Don't just throw it away……
A trembling ghost twisting its neck with a frightened expression.
I exhaled in bewilderment..
Well, when I got caught up in the cliche earlier, I got caught up in the mood and said a strange line..
The same goes for the mother who keeps calling from far away, and the same goes for Seon-ah who has lost her temper right now at the door..
More than the influence that ghost stories have on reality, my system abilities are also having a powerful influence on this world..
I thought the devil and the system were completely opposite, but their methods of manipulating reality were somewhat similar..
“Jun, why did you lock the door? … ?” Suna is standing in front of the door and talking to me..
“I'm just saying this to talk. I have something to say……
“Calm down, Seon-ya..”
I hurriedly swallow my saliva and talk to Seon-a, who is naked, on the other side of the door..
“It's because you're caught up in cliché skills. The pose was strange, but that's a ghost. we need to eradicate
“I don't care about that.”
what. Then why are you chasing me?.
Ah, KakaoTalk!
Now that I think about it, Suna secretly stole my phone..
Is it because there was a KakaoTalk message with Hayoon?.
“Ha, you're doing this because you chatted with Hayoon on KakaoTalk, right? Yeah, but you saw the content too. I was just asking something. It's no big deal.”
“Hayun likes it……?”
“what?”
I was shocked for a moment.
Sunah's thin voice echoes quietly in the dark house..
“Why does Hayoon’s name pop out there?……?”
“Well, then……
Then what is it? Why are you chasing me? X foot
“Hayoon likes it.……
“Oh, no. I have to misunderstand……
“lie.”
Clap.
Seonah turns the handle of the locked door from the outside..
“You always glance at me. I know everything.”
As expected, women are all quick-witted when it comes to things like this, regardless of their ability to study..
Maybe it’s my intuition as a woman?.
‘I knew you were glancing, but it wasn't just me, every boy in my class was glancing..
Just because it's pretty, it's an instinct that can't be helped... I really like Hayun, I'm in love, that's absolutely not the case..
“Jun really, what's so good about a kid like that?……
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-
Suna quietly scrapes down the door with a box cutter..
“He's playing with you... Show interest only when you need it, and respond only when you want to. Even if it’s on KakaoTalk, I read it.……
“Joe, you don't like it. Why such misunderstanding……
“What's wrong with men? Is it all about having a pretty face? Everyone can't lose their minds over such a strange kid.……
“I’m jealous of In Ha-yoon, really..”
Seon-a’s weak voice echoes faintly..
“My family is rich and I have a pretty face... Have everything you want, do whatever you want and live your life……
A tone mixed with lamentation.
This is my first time hearing Suna's voice like this..
“I'm good at studying, I'm smart, I have a pretty face, I met my parents well... A kid like that lacks something, so he clings to our Jun... It really looks like a fox.”
“There are a thousand other handsome and cool boys, so why is it our Jun? Why, why, why?.”
Jiik- Jiik- Jiik-
Suna seems to be getting more and more emotional as she scratches the door with a cutter knife..
“Why do you become my partner, why do you join my own little ghost story club, why do you chase after and bewitch my very own Jun, why, why. It's because something is lacking. I really don't understand... I don't understand... I think those kids probably live for the fun of taking something from kids like me who are less fortunate. You think so too, Jun.……?”
I didn't know what to say, so I glanced to the side and saw the ghost nodding its head quickly with a scared expression..
When I read his lips through lip reading, I found out that he was telling me not to mess with his temper and agree to it quickly..
“···okay. think so.”
“really······?”
“Umm”
I also spoke as fast as gibberish came out of my mouth..
“That's what I think when I see handsome and popular boys. Our class's classmate Jang-hoon. He's tall, good at sports, and ranked first in the entire school. Well, when I see kids like that, I feel just like you, Seon. He's really good, I feel like he's going to do whatever he wants to do in life.……
“Jun, I’m glad you’re the same as me… After all, we are a match made in heaven……
My wife... a match made in heaven
Why does that word suddenly pop out?
When I glance back at the ghost, he waves his hand to stop me from looking at him..
“Then you can understand
……? I don't want something precious to be taken away.……
“Well, then~! I understand~! Don't understand……
I nodded exaggeratedly to Suna beyond the invisible door..
“I understand~ That’s why I’ll stay by your side, Seon-ya! I'm not running away, you know! If the world is falling apart, where else would I be but in a ghost story club!! So calm down, we're in this together……
“I want to be closer, I’m anxious “Well, what are you anxious about, please?”…….
Don't dig a hole…….
“Well, what’s so unsettling, Suna… … ? huh? If there's anything I can do, I'll try. Wanna tell me, “I’m afraid I’ll run away to another time, that’s what makes me anxious……
Ahhh… please
Is it about this again?…….
I heard it once on the rooftop of a broadcasting station
“I can't believe that the Suna there is the same Suna as me... What I experienced and what I thought were different from the past. I like you more every day, Jun... Now I can't imagine my life without you. If you go back to the past and my memories of now disappear... That fondness is disappearing from me... … “It’s so heartbreaking to even think about Yoon Seon-ah not liking Jun-i... I’m afraid that Yoon Seon-ah, who has passed away from the past, will choose not to love Jun-i… So I can't bear it... This is one of the few things in my worthless life.
It's a precious feeling
“so… so……
···I don't really understand, but if you think about it, is that true?.
If I were a member of the department and someone else was the manager chosen by the system,.
And if you live with the awareness at every moment that when that guy dies, time will turn back.…….
Perhaps I, too, will live with various insecurities due to my identity at this moment. This reminds me of a movie I once saw about a man losing his memory every 10 minutes..
I realized something important, but suddenly time goes back and I don't remember anything at all, and I may never encounter that opportunity again..
Things you thought were important in another time zone may not be looked at at all in a new time zone..
Likewise, if you came to value someone for some reason, but suddenly time goes by and your heart loses focus,.
In the new time zone, I may live a life where I no longer value that person at all..
“Jun, the reason you like another girl... Actually, I can tolerate it to some extent. But, what if… I'm so afraid that when time goes back, I'll make a different choice... If this current liking disappears or fades... It really hurts my heart when I think about that... I just want to cry... … “···Seonaya.” “So now, to prevent you from turning back time, I’m going to cut off your limbs and lock them in my refrigerator… From now on, Jun’s house is our refrigerator.……
please.
please…….
I was naked and was tearing out my hair..
Why does it happen like that?…….
Why is the flow of thought like that?…….
please…….
“teacher……
A ghost looks at me with pity as I cover my head..
I was so angry for a moment that I strangled that ghost..
“It's all because of you, fuck!!! If you get kicked out now, the situation will be over.!!”
“pretty sweet.”
ghost!
If I just get rid of this guy, my cliché abilities will be released and I can escape from this psycho thriller movie.!
“asleep! asleep!!”
“Keek... Calm down, sir... Let's solve it through dialogue……
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Interpretation: first
ghost story club
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