987 Laughing constantly
Cage, who was wearing a brand new armor, was sweating profusely, his pupils were shaking, and his eyes were shaking around in fear. His panicked expression looked like he might vomit directly at any time, "Listen, man, I really don't do this. material.”
“Yes, I have never had a threesome, but if you can help me find two women, I can definitely handle it." Grif, who was helping Cage complete the armor equipment, said calmly.——
There was a low laugh in the cinema, because the person who played Griff was Paul Walker. Paul, who always had a healthy and sunny image on the big screen, suddenly saw Paul telling a joke seriously. The sense of dissonance really made people laugh..
“Uh, listen, Kimmel." Cage called anxiously to Griff who was about to leave, which made Griff blink and cast a speechless look, "My name is Griff..”
Cage immediately opened his eyes wide and shouted urgently, "Griff, Griff, listen to me. Think about it, I might accidentally hurt one of my own." Cage raised the ball on his arm. The giant gun barrel stretched out its fist towards Grif in a threatening manner, which made Grif dodge back reflexively, and there was a roar of laughter from the other soldiers behind him..
Cage shrugged innocently and said with pleading eyes, "Look, that's what I meant..”
Grif had a confused expression on his face, as if he was sizing up a fool, "Your gun has a safety device.".”
“ah? Cage was stunned, his eyes flickering, "Where is the safety device?"？”
Compare this to the opening of the movie, when Cage was chatting on a TV news show, boasting that he had sold thousands of sets of the latest armor, but he didn’t even know where the safety device was. That kind of strong contrast is just right with Renly. performance, the whole screening hall once again burst into low laughter..
Gavin likes this movie. So far, the solemnity and darkness of the picture reveal a sense of tension and depression, which is what Paul Greengrass is best at. However, watching the movie is very smooth and comfortable, and the actors' performance details are injected with a sense of tension. This kind of light humor firmly grabs the audience's attention without affecting the speed and overall style of the plot, without any sense of time passing..
Compared with "Me Fighting Cancer", "Edge of Tomorrow" seems to have truly tapped into Renly's humorous performance cells..
After putting on the armor, Cage, who walked like a duck, stood out among the soldiers. Ford and Quint, who were standing not far away, complained in a low voice, "Huh, it seems that I really suffered last night.".”
Before boarding the fighter plane, Cage left the team and fled. Kimmel and Griff caught him like a chicken and brought him back to the team. Cage drooped his shoulders with annoyance on his face..
With sixty seconds left before the landing operation, Cage suddenly realized it. He kept thinking about the settings of the armor in his hand, and asked with a confused and panicked look, "Safety device, how do I open the safety device..." and then The next moment, the deck opened under his feet. Cage was so frightened that he raised his legs, and all his words were cut off..
Like an out-of-control puppet, he swayed in the air for a long time. After spinning so dizzy, he finally landed successfully and stood there at a loss. Suddenly, Kimmel rushed over and shouted, "Idiot!" Knocking him away, the next moment, Cage flew out directly. When he turned around, a crashed plane smashed into the place where Kimmel was, swallowing him directly..
Cage stood there in confusion, with his right hand frozen in mid-air, pointing at the burning ruins, and then at the teammates behind him who were advancing and fighting. His eyes revealed helplessness and confusion, and there were questions on his head. The same signal was emitted from every part of his body, "What just happened?"？”
The flames of war were still spreading behind him. Under the control of his survival instinct, Cage took steps ignorantly, surrounded by fallen soldiers one by one. In the hail of bullets, he even forgot to dodge and concentrated on studying. Adjusting the safety device in his hand, it actually turned into Japanese, "Hello!" The cheerful greeting even had a hint of coquettishness. Cage blinked and fiddled twice more. , and then it became Chinese, "Hello！”
Those dark brown eyes clearly said: What the hell is going on here?？
“"Pfft", although Gavin knew that on the tragic battlefield, lives were disappearing one by one, and this was not the time to laugh; but Cage, who entered the battlefield like a rookie, seemed out of place in all aspects.
It was like this from the first second. The strange painting style and countless question marks created a black humorous smile, one humorous superposition after another; finally, after the announcer-like Chinese version of "Hello" , and Cage's expression burst out in full force. Gavin couldn't bear it any longer, slapped his thigh heavily, and burst out laughing..
Luckily, Gavin isn't the only one.
Throughout the cinema, sparse laughter never stopped. Even if there was no laughter, the raised corners of the mouth still revealed the joy and relaxation in the heart; at this time, the contradictory Japanese and Chinese launched attacks one after another. , the laughter could no longer be maintained, so everyone laughed happily.
He stood up and fell, fell and stood up, and then fell again. Cage simply lay down on the beach, imitating the posture of an ostrich, burying his head in the sand, and his helmet fell off, revealing his face. With a handsome face, he looked anxiously at the scene of hell on earth in front of him, and then he saw the "Angel of Verdun", Rita.
Rita wields a broadsword that is nearly half the height of a person, and kills the enemy heroically with a clanging sound. She is really fierce, and her valiant and heroic posture is dazzling in the dust. The skillful switching between slow motion and fast motion outlines a scene. Poetic heroism; then immediately accelerated, reflecting the cruelty and bloody reality between the yellow sand, blood and blue sky.
Gavin couldn't help but nodded and expressed his praise. Compared with Michael Bay, Paul Greengrass's camera scheduling was obviously two levels better. He did not abuse slow motion and fully demonstrated the reality of the battlefield..
After killing several enemies in a row, Rita noticed Cage, who was greedy for life and fearful of death. There was a sharp look in her eyes, and she looked at Cage condescendingly. The two people's eyes met, and time and space seemed to be suspended for an instant, but it was just In an instant, a stray bullet struck Rita hard in the back..
Rita, died at the scene, next to Cage.
There was an ethereal echo in his ears, as if from God's perspective. Cage's eyes widened, filled with inexplicable confusion and confusion, "What-The...", Cage cursed as if he had seen a ghost. The third word that started with "F" was not cursed, but many viewers in the screening room spontaneously completed it, and a low-pitched curse was heard at the venue..
Isn’t Jennifer Lawrence a heroine? Then why did her character Rita die within two minutes of her appearance? What's going on? Furthermore, the invincible Angel of Verdun just died like this? So what should humans do against aliens? Do you want the male protagonist Cage to cheat the entire movie?？
Wait, is this the Cage who was almost pissed just now?？
Gavin couldn't help but pursed his lips again. What was going on with this ridiculous joy? It seemed like he couldn't stop smiling at all..
Cage finally stood up again, walking forward with awkward duck steps, but at this moment, Sergeant Farrell appeared again, and he grabbed Cage's back collar, "Private Cage, you are going in the wrong direction, and you will miss your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shine..”
It turned out that Cage had not changed his gender, but had chosen to run away. His wide eyes revealed a sense of depression, as if a student who had cheated on an exam had been caught by the teacher. It was so funny that Gavin had to bow his head. He raised his head, covered his mouth, and laughed softly, and in his ears came the low laughter that came one after another in the screening room..
“What the hell happened? They shouldn't know about our plan." Grif looked at the disaster in front of him and exclaimed in confusion..
Ford struggled to pull his head out of the sand, "We entered the slaughterhouse, what the hell is going on?？”
Farrell led Team J to regroup and began to arrange tactical distribution. Every soldier shouldered a mission, and Cage？
“My insurance? My insurance? Does anyone know how I can turn on the insurance? "Cage stood there and kept spinning, but no one paid attention to him. The appearance of that headless fly really made people laugh and cry..
All the team members were already in their respective positions, preparing to give head-on blows to the enemies attacking from the front; but Cage still stood behind, constantly adjusting his equipment and trying to find his own safety settings while speaking in Chinese that he did not understand. At this moment, Cage noticed that the sand under his feet began to sink, and then he saw the alien's tentacles. He blinked and was stunned for one second, two seconds, and then started to shout, " hey-hey！”
Apart from this sentence, he didn't seem to know what to say. He just shouted blankly. Then, a one-sided massacre began. The entire J team was wiped out. The survival instinct/ability dominated Cage's adrenaline. , he began to adjust the equipment, again and again, and finally opened the safety device.
The next moment, Cage fired wildly at the enemy without hesitation - but there was no aim at all, just an indiscriminate attack. Fortunately, he killed the alien. The joy of escaping from death made Cage laugh happily. Get up, "Ha! Haha! Who is that man now?"？”
Before he could finish his words, another alien appeared. It was far bigger than the one just now. It was more than three times larger in size alone. The shadow of death was lingering at his feet, and the smile at the corner of his mouth did not have time to dissipate. , and instantly became confused..
The gun in his hand was still in the reloading stage due to blind firing and could not be fired. Cage looked around carefully, then saw the bomb that Grif had tied to his chest, and slowly, slowly grabbed it. came over, but the huge alien noticed Cage’s movements and swooped over instantly.
Cage only had time to lift the bomb and put it in front of him. Then the alien hit him and exploded with a "bang". A stream of silver-blue plasma exploded, and then quickly hit Cage's cheek. Dissolve completely with the brain！
“What the hell? The male protagonist also died？”
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