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687 Ridiculous spoof

I caught a figure in the corner of my vision, sitting on the makeup chair, with my back straight and pressed against the back of the chair; my head tilted back, leaning against the back of the chair; my legs straight, slender and straight; my hands relaxed and placed casually on the dressing table. The soft light outlines the profile of the cheek, and the golden brown slightly curly short hair hangs casually, serene and regular, gentle and calm, like the vast and tranquil sea..

That's not who Renly is?

It was really difficult for Renly to get up at four o'clock in the morning. What's more, the prescribed reporting time for actors is not four o'clock at all, but Renly actually arrived at the dressing room earlier than him. You can imagine how sleepy Renly is now. .Paul couldn't help but chuckle. He had better not disturb Renly's sleep time, otherwise it would affect the progress of today's filming, which would not be good..

Before he could buy anything, Paul saw a petite black man with short wire-curled hair walking up to Renly, walking around with a mischievous expression on his face, and rummaging around on the dressing table. Then he picked up the eyebrow pencil, then the lipstick, and his expectant evil smile immediately sounded the alarm..

This is... Paul felt that this short black man looked very familiar, but he couldn't remember his name for a while. He was the little man in the popular TV series "The League of Losers". Although, the ratings of "The League of Losers" It has never been considered top-notch, but it has been highly praised in the industry; moreover, this actor is also an outstanding rapper, and his rap album has also been recognized by professionals in the industry..

Donald-Glover, Paul finally remembered the name! However, he knew this actor not from TV series or rap, but from comedy clubs. The so-called comedy clubs are unknown comedians who stand on the stage of the bar and perform stand-up performances to amuse the audience. It is a more cruel test than a stage play. Paul once saw Donald's performance in a comedy club, and the whole audience laughed continuously.、

It was clear that Donald was a talented entertainer but always kept a low profile. Paul had always hoped to make such a friend.

So, Donald is also a member of the "Edge of Tomorrow" cast? But what exactly does Donald want to do now??

Paul didn't have time to clear his mind, so he took a step forward reflexively and walked over. Before him, Rami Malek had already appeared in sight. Rami is Renly in "War in the Pacific" partners, Paul, Lamy and Renly had a drink in a bar once, and they were acquainted.

Lamy shook his head at Donald, with a worried look on his face. As the footsteps approached, Lamy's lowered voice became clearer, "...The important thing is, if you wake him up, it will be true." Not good.”

Donald was looking at the blush in his hand, paused, looked at Lamy, and said softly, "He got up very angry?" Along with this, Paul's steps also slowed down, almost walking on tiptoes..

Lamy nodded and replied in the affirmative, "Believe me, you will never want to face Renly who was woken up." Lamy's round bull eyes were full of sincerity and simplicity, and he nodded repeatedly. Looks like a big-headed doll.

Unexpectedly, Donald was not only not afraid, but also became more and more excited. Those shining eyes seemed to say: That would be more fun! This made Lamy helpless for a while, looking at Donald in disbelief and confusion. Seeing such an expression, Paul couldn't help laughing, and stopped beside them. He didn't have time to say hello to Lamy, and just shook his head at Donald. , made a "cut his throat" gesture, and repeatedly expressed his opposition..

It was the first time that Donald and Paul met, but Donald didn't care. Instead, he handed the lipstick to Paul. His excited expression seemed to say, "Welcome to join." However, Paul clearly meant something else. Didn't he make it clear??

“Give me one." Another breathy voice came from the side. The three men turned their heads and looked over, and then they saw Jennifer Lawrence..

Jennifer Lawrence, whose rise has been unstoppable over the past year, actually joined "Edge of Tomorrow"? Paul had not heard any rumors or news before this. If he remembered correctly, wasn't Jennifer filming "The Hunger Games"? This work is known as the new version of "Twilight" and has attracted countless eyeballs during the preparation stage. So, why does Jennifer appear here??

Soon, Paul discovered that he was not alone, because Donald and Lamy also looked surprised. It seemed that it was the first time they saw Jennifer, so both of them were hesitant as to whether they should introduce themselves first.?

However, Jennifer didn't notice it at all, or maybe she didn't care..

At this time, her facial features were greatly enlarged, her eyes widened, her brows raised, her mouth widened, and she waved her hands, using every cell in her body to express her expectation. She took the blush from Donald's hand. , but shook his head in disgust and seemed to mutter, "Too few colors." Then he walked to the dressing table, found the eye shadow, turned around, and showed a proud and bright smile to everyone..

“Jennifer! "Paul looked angrily and funny at Jennifer, whose face was full of excitement, and tried to dissuade her, but Jennifer raised her hand and put her index finger on her lips, said "Shh", and then tiptoed to the blue Li said, "Hurry, this is the best opportunity..”

After saying that, Jennifer didn't wait for anyone else to react, then picked up the eyeshadow brush and applied a large amount of color. Her bold handwriting was simply jaw-dropping - Paul saw a large amount of colors mixed together. , malachite green, ocher brown, lemon yellow, bright red...the colorful colors are really eye-opening, but when they are all mixed together, they are not so beautiful..

Jennifer didn't hesitate at all. She raised the brush and brushed it towards Renly's forehead and cheeks. That bold move was simply heart-stopping..

Paul blinked and realized that his eyes seemed to be bulging outwards and were extremely dry. Even if he saw Jennifer's gesture without any hesitation, he still couldn't believe that all of this was really happening..

The gentle brush scattered colorful dust particles, which seemed to be a little itchy. Renly frowned slightly and shook his head. This action scared everyone to the point of peeing. Jennifer quickly raised her hands, and then put two His hands were hidden behind his back, and his movements were frozen in place, making a frightened grimace, forming an exaggerated multi-layered chin. The corners of his mouth seemed to be hung with two lead balls, drooping heavily, and his eyeballs protruded outward, and the pupils could even be seen. shaking during earthquake.

She didn't have the image of a lady at all. But... it was really funny. The point was that everyone else was stunned, not daring to laugh or make a sound. Paul looked out of the corner of his eyes and saw that Lamy and Donald were also Maintaining a weird posture, Donald's hands took on the shape of chicken feet and were placed on his chest, as if he was learning from Tyrannosaurus Rex; Lamy transformed into a robot, with his big calf-like eyes filled with innocence and fear. , put his hands on both sides of the pants line, not daring to move..

In fact, Paul was not much better. Only then did he realize that he had maintained a twisted posture - he didn't even know why he was twisted like this, like a twist..

However, everyone was so frozen in place that it seemed that they could be seen by the naked eye. They were frozen into ice and turned into ice sculptures. And it was the kind of genius that the designer had done..

From the corner of his vision, he could see two other figures gradually approaching. What’s funny is that they were already standing not far away, but Paul and the others were still motionless. If there were photographers taking side shots and records at this time, everyone would probably see it. A bunch of lunatics are playing the wooden game.

Paul had no intention of paying attention to the people approaching him. His eyes were fixed on Renly, but he found that Renly just adjusted his posture and then fell into sleep again, as if he was not affected at all. The appearance of sleeping peacefully, Make the "beggar makeup" on the cheeks more joyful.

“"Pfft", a low laughter came from his ears, Paul quickly turned his head and said, "Shh!" "Then he discovered that he was not alone: ​​Lamy, Donald, and Jennifer. All four of them made the same sound at the same time. It was originally a silent instruction, but the four sounds came together and suddenly became noisy. The four of them couldn't help but wrinkle their cheeks, looking like they had stepped on a mousetrap..

Paul felt annoyed in his heart: How could he become an accomplice? To be so complicit. Originally it was just Jennifer who drew it, but now he is also helping to cover it up. Now it’s hard to explain the matter..

The visitors are Kaya-Scoderio and Alexander Skarsgård.

One is a petite rebellious girl, and the other is a slender Nordic handsome guy. The huge height difference looks like a poster of "This killer is not too cold", which makes people laugh..

Kaya is a new-generation actor best known for her role in the British TV series "Skins". In addition to her, the series also stars Nicos-Hoult and Dev-Patel. Patel), two rising stars of tomorrow. Later, Kaya began to set foot in Hollywood with the two works of "Moon" and "Clash of the Titans".

Alexander is one of the leading actors in "True Blood" and has successfully entered the public eye with this series. This year he confirmed an important supporting role in "Battleship" and began to march towards commercial blockbusters; "Edge of Tomorrow" should be His second commercial work. He got acquainted with Renly as early as the premiere of "War in the Pacific". This was the first collaboration between the two people..

Taking advantage of his height advantage, Alexander leaned forward and saw Jennifer's record. He shook his head repeatedly, but he couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth..

Kaya carefully looked closer, and then a strange smile appeared on her face. Donald handed over the eyebrow pencil in time. Kaya bit her lower lip lightly, took the eyebrow pencil timidly, raised her head and looked at Jennifer, both of them laughed..

Only then did Paul notice that Donald handed him a lipstick again. He was stunned, hesitated for a moment, and then took the lipstick..

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