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Jonathan had a hard time holding back his laughter. Seth was a living treasure, and he knew that most of the laughs in the entire movie came from Seth; but he didn't know that Renly's cold humor was so good..
Those small movements of rolling the eyes, pursed lips, tilting the head, and shrugging the shoulders were like sesame seeds interspersed throughout the whole performance, but they easily lit up the whole performance, and vividly interpreted the feeling of "powerlessness to complain". It matched the whole scene. The content reveals a wonderful sense of absurdity, which really makes people laugh..
Not to mention Jonathan, all the staff behind him were like this. They were laughing so hard that their abdominal muscles were about to pop out. Everyone had almost forgotten the meaning of this scene. But the next second, they saw Renly starting to shave his head. , the whole audience was shocked.
There is no buffer, no hesitation, no pause, just neat and clean, with the knife in hand, as if you are just combing your hair, not shaving it. That comfortable and calm demeanor makes the smile disappear from the corner of your mouth. The entire expression fell into a state of panic, and the collective was stunned..
Kyle was baring his teeth and his brows were tightly knitted together. When he heard the "sizzling" sound of the electric clipper, his expression became more tangled. All his facial features were squeezed towards the middle, and his three-layered chin also It became extremely obvious, "Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!" He put his chin away and looked at Adam's back in fear, as if he was not shaving his head but beheading him - and The one to be chopped is not Adam, but him.
“Okay..." Kyle's voice suddenly got stuck in his throat, and he was completely frightened, because Adam actually started shaving his head directly, so that the voice behind him began to rise in a deformed way, almost becoming a high-pitched voice. He yelled, and before he had time to think, he covered his eyes with his hands again, unable to bear to continue looking..
Adam raised his left hand, aimed it at the hairline, and started to push it back, "Zila Zila", as if there was a motor vibrating in his forehead, and the trivial hairs began to fall down, falling on his arms, itching. , when he pushed it to the top of his head, he was a little hesitant. Should he continue to push it down, along the entire forehead, all the way to the end, or should he push it to the top of his head first, and then push it later.？
With this hesitation, the sense of smoothness was lost, and a lot of hair seemed to accumulate on the hair clipper, making it impossible to continue pushing. So, he took off the electric clipper and looked carefully at the hair clipper he had just pushed over. It's a bit strange and embarrassing, but there seems to be a little short hair, and it's not very clean..
The corners of his mouth could not help but raise slightly, and he felt a sense of joy.
Then, he pursed his lips, picked up the electric clipper again, and pushed off all the remaining hair in the row near his ears. The sound of "Zila Zila" echoed in the eardrums, with a slight tingling sensation of electric shock. This feeling is like peeling a grapefruit, pulling out the skin layer by layer, tearing, tearing, and there is an inexplicable pleasure..
“oh! Grass! Man! "Seth Rogen carefully opened his fingers and looked through the gaps between his fingers. A groan/moan couldn't help but overflowed from his lips and teeth. He put down his hands, leaned over and looked carefully. Looking at the frontal appearance in the mirror, I couldn't take my eyes away from Renly's head. That appearance was so weird that any adjective became pale and powerless..
Is Renly a handsome guy? Maybe the answer will be different depending on everyone's aesthetics; but there is no doubt that Renly is a very charming man, and his temperament always leaves a deep impression on people..
But at this moment, Renly's charm still existed, but it suddenly became funny. A large piece of hair in the upper left corner was pushed away, but it was not completely pushed away. A lot of messy golden brown curls accumulated. On the ears, the back of the hands and the shoulders, it looks like a homeless person doing performance art..
This picture is really... Seth couldn't believe his eyes. At this time, the boundary between the movie and reality had completely disappeared. He widened his eyes and looked at Renly's movements in disbelief, especially the serious look on his face. His studied expression, his concentration, and his unstoppable movements made Seth completely unable to control his expression and voice..
“Dog/shit! " Seth pressed down the corners of his mouth forcefully, and moved his eyes and nose closer to his eyebrows. The wrinkles squeezed out were densely packed. His eyeballs moved nervously, and he strongly denied all the images his eyes received. His expression was like It's him, not Renly, who's shaving his head..
However, the more he looked at it, the more absurd he felt. He couldn't help but raise his hands to cover his eyes again. The "sizzling" sound in his ears continued. His curiosity made him almost unable to breathe. He could only put down his hands again, With a constipated expression on his face, he looked at Renly's yin and yang head - the left half has no hair, and the right half still has lush hair... This image really vividly explains what is non-mainstream..
“oh! Grass! What a hell! OMG! God! "One vulgar word after another, Seth couldn't stop at all. To be precise, his brain, his tongue, and his limbs are now out of control and are no longer under his control. All actions and words are only subconscious. Conditioned reflex, even he himself doesn’t know what he is doing.
This is definitely the weirdest picture he has ever seen！
Adam bit the tip of his tongue gently, raised the corners of his mouth, his eyes sparkled, and he was completely focused, completely ignoring the yelling guy next to him. After shaving half of his head, he shook it off like a rock singer. head, then turned the left side of the face to the mirror, carefully checked whether there was any residual hair on the head, and then used electric clippers to remove it as well, and then it was the turn of the right side..
“Jesus Christ! "The voice next to my ear still couldn't stop, chattering like a sparrow. However, after a series of swear words, I finally got used to it a little. Kyle also came forward, leaned next to Adam's right ear, and looked through the mirror. Looking at the process of shaving his head carefully, he said, "Clean up that area too, um, there.”
It is not easy to continue to ignore this big guy. Adam glanced at it and took the initiative to hand over the electric clippers, "Would you like to try it too?"？”
“can i? "Kyle's expression immediately brightened, and his whole face was shining. He excitedly took the electric clipper, walked forward in small steps, and then started to push, "Ah! "This feels so strange, "Oh! "This feels really weird." Ah! "This feels absolutely weird.！
Seeing Kyle's expression as if he had eaten stinky tofu, Adam's smile couldn't help but rise. Even his tired and weak eyebrows were tinged with a little lightness, and his whole face became much brighter. He raised his eyebrows. Raising his eyebrows, he seemed to be saying to Kyle, "How is it? It feels good, right?"？”
But Kyle doesn't think so.
Kyle jumped up on the spot, as if he had goosebumps all over his body. He kept twisting and shaking vigorously. He quickly handed the electric clippers to Adam, "I don't want to continue doing this." What's that feeling like being covered in ants? After handing over the electric clippers, Kyle's whole body convulsed from behind, as if he was swatting away ants from his body..
However, Adam continued to concentrate on his work and pushed away the remaining hair on the right side..
After Kyle finally came to his senses, he stood behind Adam, and his mischievous mentality emerged. He took off all the broken hair and carefully arranged the hair on the back of Adam's head that had not been shaved. " You look just like a Klingon like this." After saying that, he chuckled, and couldn't be more proud of his association..
Klingons, the outer space race in "Star Trek". Simply put, they are aliens.
“You could just play Worf in 'Star Trek.'" Kyle's mind was so open that he couldn't stop..
Adam frowned fiercely, then made his eyes into thin slits, and deliberately shrank his head, "Is that so?" That exaggerated grimace, in conjunction with Kyle's imagination, actually started to act..
Kyle couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Open your mouth, and your mouth, a little wider. This is a clown's mouth, not Wolf!" The two of them had completely started playing..
After Adam had pushed all the hair off his forehead, he handed the electric clippers to Kyle and asked him to shave all the hair on the back of his head - he couldn't see his back, so it was really difficult to do it by himself..
Kyle is now gradually getting used to it, pushing the clippers quickly, and then nodding his head in affirmation, "It's totally good."！”
“Totally unfair! "Adam looked at himself in the mirror and complained..
Kyle didn't pay attention to Adam at all. He just replied, "It's completely normal!" He tried to sweep away the bunch of kicked hair, but found that he couldn't grab it. He couldn't help but go in and take a look, "This is shaved off." "?" Then a handful of hair was grabbed, and Kyle froze on the spot, as if he had grabbed Adam's hair with his bare hands..
Seeing this scene, Adam suddenly squatted down and made a squatting and standing motion..
Kyle was completely confused, "You...what are you doing? Jesus Christ！”
“Pull the radish, you pull off the radish leaves." Adam pursed his lips and explained seriously, and then saw Kyle's disgusted expression, as if to say: This joke is not funny at all, okay? It's so cold. What the hell happened to you for telling such an unfunny joke? Shame on you. What a shame.！
Adam also realized his "mistake", nodded, and quickly changed the topic, "Quickly, hurry up, push away the rest..”
Kyle nodded and continued to finish the rest of the work. The two of them finally completed all the steps of shaving their heads noisily..
Adam raised his chin and looked at his head up and down, left and right. It was bald and cold, and he always felt that something was missing. His whole person seemed to have a completely new look, and he felt that he could no longer recognize himself. The influence in the mirror looked too real. Strange, as if seeing this guy for the first time in his life, and this guy is his current appearance.
This... feels a little weird.
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