329 clown scare
“There was a loud bang, and it exploded on Renly's left hand side. The turbulent air waves rolled in. The brain didn't even have time to react, and the body had already made a conditioned reflex to avoid it..
Countless foam fragments and flower fragments were flying in the air, raising a cloud of dust, blurring the vision, and you could vaguely see a figure standing up from the low table next to the sofa, like a tiger pouncing on food, rushing up with teeth and claws, red Green and yellow, large blocks of color are mixed together on the face, and the oily spots make the facial features unclear. The eyes are not eyes, the mouth is not a mouth, there is only the dazzling red on the nose, rushing towards the face, ferocious and terrifying.
The distorted face quickly enlarged in Renly's sight. He clenched his fists and immediately took a fighting stance, ready to fight back at any time..
At that moment, the tight muscles, agility and dangerous aura, he completed the attack preparations without any pause, fell into the clown's eyes, he quickly braked, stretched out his hands, and pulled away between the two people. A certain distance, and then started to step back, but he forgot that he was standing in the box on the low table. When he stepped back, his knees hit the side of the box, and his whole body lost his balance, and then he fell in embarrassment. fell to the ground.
All of this happened in the blink of an eye. In the space of one breath, the chaos returned to calm..
Everyone at the scene exclaimed and looked at the mess in disbelief. Allen also widened his eyes and walked quickly towards the clown in fear, "Are you okay?？”
“oh! "The clown lying on the ground finally reacted and let out a painful cry..
Allen was stunned, but he was at a loss. He looked at the clown, then at Renly, and said in a dumbfounded voice, "Uh... he is our staff, and this is a session specially arranged by us..”
Only then did Renly react. This was not an accident, but a prank deliberately arranged by "The Ellen DeGeneres Show". The clown had been hiding under the low table early, just waiting for this moment, wanting to take Renly out of the room. He was shocked. But he didn't expect that Renly's conditioned reflex would be so quick. Not only was he not frightened, but he immediately took a stance to fight back..
The audience at the scene was also frightened, and their brains could not react for a while. The chaos in the studio made it even harder for their brains to turn around. After being stunned, they looked at Renly's stunned expression and the clown's expression. The embarrassed figure, recalling everything that had just happened, a sense of joy swept over him, and he couldn't help but burst into laughter..
“Jesus Christ." Renly couldn't help but sigh, and quickly walked over, squatted down, and looked at the actor playing the clown, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." He asked with concern, "Are you okay?？”
The actor was a thin man about thirty years old. He was rubbing his butt. When he saw Renly and Allen in front of him, he waved his hand quickly and said, "I'm fine.".”
“are you sure? Allen asked questioningly, "The situation at the scene looks terrible.".”
“I'm sure." The man laughed dumbly and nodded..
“Are you sure the situation at the scene is really bad? Or are you sure you're okay? "Alan's question caused the entire audience to burst into laughter again. Even Renly, who was squatting next to him, couldn't help but smile..
The man shook his head helplessly, "It's all, it's all.”
Renly apologized to the other party again. Although the other party pranked him first, his reaction was indeed a bit extreme. Obviously, the habits during the filming of "Fast and Furious 5" have not been completely shaken off. In terms of body movements, there are always It is easy to be too tough. In an emergency, you will fight back reflexively, and the body's muscle memory still remains in the Hobbesian state..
Allen patted the man's shoulder, stood up, and said calmly facing seat 3, "Obviously, we need to take a break now and calm down. After the commercial, we will deal with the unexpected situation just now. understand well.”
The on-site recording was temporarily suspended. The assistant director and recorder ran over quickly and asked about the man's situation with concern. He himself felt a little embarrassed and waved his hands repeatedly, saying that he was fine. He stood up and jumped on the spot. After a few moments, everyone felt at ease..
Watching the actor leave the studio, Renly turned to look at Allen, spread his hands, and showed a helpless smile. Allen chuckled, "I like this effect. I like it." Look. Come on, Renly's agent didn't reveal the secret, which ensured the effect of the prank..
Seeing Renly's speechless expression, Allen asked with concern, "How are you, are you okay?" After all, the protagonist of the prank just now was Renly, and their purpose was to scare Renly severely..
Thinking back carefully about the entire prank, Renly still felt a little ridiculous. He was actually frightened by such a simple and low-level prank. Sure enough, the most classic and simple ones are often the most effective..
Renly knew that Allen would often play some harmless pranks on the show, but most of the time, the targets of the pranks were Allen's familiar friends. After all, it was difficult to know the right amount of jokes between strangers. This was Renly's. It was the first meeting between Li and Allen, so he was completely unprepared.
Renly lowered his chin, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but turn up, "Next time, why don't you go into battle in person and try it out?？”
Allen couldn't help laughing and waved his hands repeatedly, "As for me, forget it. There will be no next time. I promise, there will be no next time..”
The staff quickly cleaned up all the mess on the scene, restored it to its original state, and the recording started again.
“Welcome back." Allen said to the camera, "In case some viewers didn't follow the plot just now, let me briefly introduce it. I arranged a clown to scare Renly, but Renly's fully armed posture turned countless People's nightmares are scared away." A simple sentence made the scene burst into laughter again, "Renly, are you always like this? I mean, so responsive and so intense.”
Renly had calmed down again and said with a smile, "Yes, it has always been like this. It has been like this since I escaped from that coffin.".”
Everyone paused for a moment, and then realized that Renly was talking about "buried alive." The effect was absolutely unexpected. Before everyone could react, Renly continued, "You know, PTSD (post-traumatic stress) obstacles) or something. To be honest, I actually haven’t slept in a long time..”
That serious look amplified the joy of the words to the extreme. Laughter, applause and whistles came one after another at the scene. This inadvertently completed the re-publicity of the "Buried Alive" place, and effectively resolved the embarrassment just now. Really admirable.
Ellen, who was sitting opposite, also applauded Renly. I have to say that the recording of this episode was so comfortable that she didn’t even need to worry too much. The whole docking process was smooth and full of laughter..
Renly searched and found the camera with the red light on, "Jason, I'm sorry, you are a very good clown, but my reaction just now was too extreme. Here, I would like to express my apology again..”
Jason is the actor who played the clown just now. Renly knows how hard their work is..
“I am very sure that I will never scare you behind your back in the future." Allen raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, and his frightened look made the audience laugh..
At this moment, Allen saw a figure with snarling teeth and claws jumping out of his eyes without warning, rushing toward him with lightning speed. Those shining eyes were full of greed and intimidation. Her heart suddenly contracted, and a scream of "ah" exploded in her chest. She stepped directly onto the sofa with her feet and tried her best to move back. However, the frightened emotions still lingered, and her hands and feet were trembling. When she got up, she simply jumped off the sofa and ran away..
The audience was laughing so hard that they were breathless. They were almost exhausted by the roar of laughter. Many people could even be seen wiping tears from the corners of their eyes..
Renly raised his hands high in the air, turning into claws, with a ferocious expression, as if he was a ferocious lone wolf - the person who jumped up just now was Renly..
But Renly didn't expect that the effect was so good. Allen was almost frightened. Instead, it was Renly's turn to feel a little embarrassed. His movements just froze in place, looking at him with confusion and innocence. He looked towards the audience, seeming to ask, "Am I terrible like this?"？”
When the audience saw this scene, they were even more happy and couldn't stop laughing..
After Ellen ran out and distanced herself, she immediately realized how ridiculous her behavior was. She also held her knees and laughed loudly, "Haha." That hearty laughter couldn't stop at all, After adjusting her breathing, she walked back to the sofa, but remembering how embarrassing she had been just now, she burst into laughter again..
The director at the scene had a keen sense of smell and immediately replayed the short fifteen seconds on the big screen. Seeing Allen panicking and running away, a new wave of laughter burst out again..
Renly himself couldn't help laughing. He originally just wanted to scare Ellen and retaliate, but unexpectedly, he created the most hilarious moment since the "Ellen Show" started. This is also one of Ellen's "Top Ten Embarrassing Moments" , even Ellen herself mentioned this incident repeatedly, deriding herself as the biggest stain in her prank career..
Ellen rubbed her eyes and then her belly. She really laughed until her abs were about to pop out. She looked at Renly in front of her and kept nodding her chin, "You are really a crazy guy, I hate you.".”
Renly spread his hands with an innocent expression on his face, "I think Portia can breathe a sigh of relief now that she's at home." The subtext is that Allen's exaggerated behavior just now is more due to the rejection and fear of men deep in his heart. Indirectly proves that she still likes women.
In one sentence, Renly once again connected with the previous laughter. It was a stroke of genius. Allen was stunned for a moment, then clapped his hands and laughed.！
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