328 Talking and laughing
Faced with Renly's behavior of being a guest, Ellen slightly raised her chin and tried to adjust her gaze to the same level as Renly, but it was obviously too difficult. She spread her hands, deliberately showing a arrogant posture, " Do you want to be the host? It feels good to take control of the conversation, but I am the boss here. If you want to give orders, then you need to sign a contract to be a co-host here..”
“Well...what's the price? "Renly squinted his eyes slightly, with an excited expression on his face..
“You know, the lifetime contract is always tied to the show. Even if the show ends, you have to follow me home." Allen also said nonsense seriously..
Renly pursed his lips and sighed, "Wow, I'm not sure, is family life now so heavy on taste?？”
The scientific inquiry expression on his face made the audience burst into laughter. Even Allen squinted his eyes, shook his head, pointed at Renly, and said loudly, "This is a daytime talk show.！”
Renly shrugged innocently, "What did I say? Family life, I was just talking about family life." Then he cast a ridiculous look at the audience, "Naughty person, obviously not me..”
It blatantly hinted that the audience was thinking wildly, and the laughter and applause could not stop..
Ellen also raised her head and laughed, and then invited Renly to sit down. She tried to speak, but she couldn't hold back her laughter. She could only say with a smile on her face, "Before the formal interview, I want to say, You look very handsome today.”
Renly nodded politely and said nothing, but Ellen didn't want to let go of the topic, "I mean, really, you look so handsome..”
This time, Renly frowned slightly and said seriously, "Should I be worried?" That expression of "You obviously like a woman, why are you looking at me like this? I'm a little worried" made The ladies at the scene burst out laughing, and some even whistled boldly..
“Calm down, calm down." Allen had to say to the audience, "I know that everyone has been waiting for this day. We have been discussing this guy for a while, and he finally appeared. Everyone is a little excited. But, calm down. I just Be the first, okay? "Ellen's serious expression made his laughter even more out of control..
Ellen turned her head again and looked at Renly, "I mean, you really surprised a lot of people on the red carpet last night." Along with her words, the big screen behind her showed Renly's last night. The screams started to sound, which made Renly mistakenly think that he was in a high school..
“This look really suits you. Today's Fashion magazine selected the top ten shining moments on the red carpet, and this is the number one." Ellen's explanation made the screams endless..
Renly nodded and said with a smile, "Thank you for mentioning this. I've been thinking about how I should show it off. But now that you have brought it up, this is really the best thing." That strong ironic humor , reminding the audience of the warm applause.
Allen couldn't help but smile, and finally waited for the noise to calm down a little, "Forgive them, you know women, after a certain age, are always a little anxious..”
Does this imply that "thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger"? Renly couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing..
Allen looked calm and continued to host, "On the red carpet, men always have few choices. Your choice last night was really eye-catching..”
“This is a bold attempt. In fact, I have been thinking hard about how to create topics. Compared with others, I don’t have many advantages. So I thought, otherwise, I might as well go out of my way and let reporters It's a good idea to make them hate me and make other actors dislike me." Renly's teasing made the audience laugh continuously, but he himself always maintained a serious expression, and the laughter brought by the contrast was even more obvious..
“I have to thank George Wilkes, who designed and made this suit. He was the only designer who was willing to sacrifice his reputation and take a chance with me. So, strictly speaking, I didn't what choice.”
Renly's ability to talk nonsense seriously has gradually improved. The audience was already laughing. Even Allen was smiling, but Renly still had a serious expression on his face..
“George Wilkes? "Alan nodded and sighed, "He's a crazy guy..”
“Yes, I think so too." Renly nodded with great concentration and agreed deeply. You can imagine the expressions of Eaton and George when they saw the show. Who is the crazy guy?？
“What about today? Allen asked smoothly, "I like this shirt of yours. It's navy blue. Is it navy blue?"？”
Today, Renly chose a navy blue shirt, paired with light gray jeans, and finally a pair of dark blue canvas shoes. The shirt was buttoned meticulously, but the sleeves were rolled up. This was a semi-casual and semi-formal look. , without any extra accessories, simple and clean, yet youthful.
“Are you serious? Are we talking about my shirt now? "Renly didn't answer, but asked back, "I thought you didn't do this on your show..”
The subtext implies that the "Oprah Talk Show" likes this very much, starting with the details of life and then embarking on an emotional journey of exploration..
On the "Ellen Show", he made fun of the competitor "Oprah Talk Show", which immediately won the cheers and applause of the audience. Even Ellen showed a big smile, "So what do you think of my show?" What should we discuss?" Allen leaned back with an expression like an old Buddha and crossed his legs..
“I don't know." Renly didn't panic, and spread his hands, "I've watched some of your programs, and you always talk about family, children, Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and handsome guys..." Before he even finished speaking, applause broke out, "God knows, I can't even participate in the discussion of these topics." The laughter burst out..
Renly shook his head and pointed to the audience, "So I came here today with a spectator mentality. I think I should be a good audience. When everyone is screaming, I'm sure I can too. scream.”
As he spoke, Renly actually stood up and walked towards the auditorium. The whole place was in a stir. The audience in the center stood up one after another, while still screaming and shouting. The scene was so lively..
As Renly said, the audience of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" is really awesome. For a budding newcomer like him, the support and reaction on the scene can be called incredible, and the degree of cooperation is really high..
Allen quickly stood up, trotted over, and took Renly's arm, "Wait, wait. I think if you go over, you can't come back. I don't want to see such a scene..”
“are you sure? Are you sure it's not because you don't want to see them cheering for me? "Renly followed Allen back with a smile and asked jokingly..
Allen was stunned, and then deliberately made a dejected expression, "Yes, this is my territory, and I don't want to see you too popular. For the sake of Jesus, I will come back tomorrow to continue working." That complaint The appearance made the audience laugh so hard that they fell forward and backward.
“Come, come, let's talk about your movie, 'Buried Alive.'" Ellen sat Renly down again, "That's the main purpose of your presence today, isn't it? "Actually, Alan thought that Renly would mention "buried alive" just now. He didn't expect that Renly would not follow common sense, which actually made the atmosphere at the scene more lively..
“I watched this movie three times after it was released." Allen finally got to the main topic today, "I recommended the movie to many friends, and I watched it twice with my friends. To be honest, at first, Portia recommended this work to me, and I just walked into the cinema out of jealousy..”
Renly frowned and looked at the audience with a confused expression, "Wait, what happened today? I always feel that the atmosphere here is not right. You and Portia had a fight.？”
Renly's words were actually teasing Ellen, asking whether she no longer likes women and is interested in men. Since the start of today's program, Ellen has indeed been full of praise for Renly..
“Yes, because of you." Allen's explanation made the atmosphere even weirder. Looking at Renly's astonished expression, the audience burst into laughter, and Allen also laughed, "In fact, we are targeting the movie. There was a lot of discussion. After watching the movie, I had countless questions and wanted to ask for confirmation, but Portia and the others felt that the movie was not complicated. She explained to me that it was like this and that. Her expression seemed to say, i'm a fool.”
“I think this is not a confusing movie, but a curious movie. Curious ending." Renly stopped joking and answered seriously, "So, I hope you will go into the cinema to watch it a few more times and watch it. Just hit the box office. But, to be honest, it’s better not to waste your money..”
The scene burst into laughter.
Allen was stunned and looked at Renly, "You mean, I'm a fool？”
Renly shrugged, but smiled silently. Allen had a depressed expression on his face. The audience laughed until they were silent. "But...but...but..." Allen tried to explain, but found that he was short of words. , then spread his hands helplessly, "I must admit, your performance is really wonderful. Even before the movie started, in the darkness, just by hearing your breathing, the performance started. I think you deserve an Oscar nomination. Absolutely.！”
Applause, whistles, everyone in the scene started to cheer for Renly.
Allen nodded repeatedly, "Yes, that's it. Oscar nomination, you deserve it.".”
Renly couldn't help but have a big smile on his face. He supported the armrest of the sofa with his left hand, gently rubbed his chin with his fingertips, and looked at Allen with a half-smile, "Are you a member of the academy? Very good. I count your vote.”
This unexpected response made the scene pause for a second, and then everyone burst into laughter. Even Allen was dumbfounded, and the smile gradually overflowed from the eyes and corners of his mouth..
At this moment, an explosion suddenly came from Renly's left hand side! "boom"! Caught off guard！
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