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The drums sounded and the whole place was boiling.
Host Ricky Gervais made a brilliant appearance. Everyone turned around, looked towards the stage, and welcomed the host with applause..
Ricky walked onto the stage with a smile on his face and nodded to the audience under the stage. Interestingly, there was a glass of beer on the host's stage. Ricky walked up, picked up the beer glass, took a sip, and then Showing a satisfied smile, "Hello everyone, welcome to the 68th Golden Globe Awards. We will broadcast live from the Beverly Hills Hilton Hotel in Los Angeles. Tonight will be a night of partying and drunkenness..”
There were low cheers, and Ricky nodded in agreement, "Of course, for Charlie-Sheen, this is as simple as breakfast..”
No wonder, no wonder Ricky put a glass of beer on the table, originally intending to tease Charlie. Recently, Charlie's negative news has come one after another. The intensity is really eye-catching, and the paparazzi are a little overwhelmed. Tonight, Charlie was absent from the awards ceremony.
“Let's make it clear." Ricky put on a serious attitude and began to review the recent negative news, "He found a **** porn star and paid her to accompany him. He had dinner and introduced her to his ex-wife, can you imagine? "Ricky showed a sarcastic smile and interacted with the audience..
The audience at the end burst into laughter. This was the audience seat that the organizer had opened to avoid a cold start. However, Renly looked around him. Everyone's expressions were a little indifferent, and they didn't react much to Ricky's joke..
Ricky shrugged, expressing his helplessness, "Then they went to the hotel, got drunk, took off their clothes, made a mess of the place, and then locked the girl in the closet. Also, it was a Monday. .If it were New Year’s Eve, he really didn’t know what he would do..”
The laughter at the scene was a bit dry. Everyone could hear Ricky’s jokes and jokes, but it turned into a personal attack if it was too redundant. The really smart host stopped at the first sentence of "Breakfast" Come down and click until you reach it, but you still know it tacitly. This is the best effect..
Renly felt a sense of absurd joy. Ricky was a famous British comedian. His humor would probably be very popular in the UK, but in the United States... it would be a bit less politically correct. Blue Li thinks tonight’s Golden Globe Awards should be interesting.
Sure enough, Ricky continued, "This is a big year for 3D movies. There's 'Toy Story,' 'Despicable Me,' 'Tron,' so many 3D movies. It seems like all the movies this year are It's 3D, except for 'Deadly Companion'." After saying this, the atmosphere on the scene was a little slow. It took half a beat before he started laughing. Ricky shook his head and showed an apologetic smile, "Tell this joke. I feel bad. I admit, I just want to follow the crowd. In fact, I haven't watched "The Journey" at all. Of course, no one has watched it either..”
car accident scene.
This is the only thought in Renly's head right now. From the corner of his vision, he can see Angelina Jolie nestled in Brad Pitt's arms. Her expression is a little stiff..
The cameramen standing next to the round table were originally always ready to switch the camera to the guest seats to capture the guests' reactions. This was also the scene that the TV audience wanted to see most; but now, they stood motionless. , the atmosphere in the guest seats on the first floor was really terrible, almost no one dared to speak, let alone smile..
This dead-like low pressure formed a sharp gap with the laughter from the audience behind. Renly exchanged glances with Ryan and Jennifer, and found that they were all suppressing laughter. It was really hard to hold it in, so they could only lower their heads. Turn around and hide your expression.
“But, but this movie must be good because it was nominated. Y'all shut up, okay? "Rikki tried to continue the joke, but Renly knew that if it were interrupted here, the atmosphere would be better and everyone would laugh, but if it continued, the scene would be terrible..
Ricky continued anyway..
“I'd also like to dispel the ridiculous rumor that 'Pop' was nominated so that members of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association could date Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie..”
From the corner of his vision, he could see that Johnny's face was livid. He was wearing a pair of sunglasses tonight, and he didn't take them off after the scene started, but his downcast face was still clearly visible. Renly felt that the car accident was still going on, and this Isn’t it wrong to have the mentality of watching a good show?？
“This is pure nonsense! "Ricky continued, but before Angelina and Johnny could take a breath, his words came over again, "That's not the only reason, the judges also accepted bribes..”
Johnny smiled, but he was gritting his teeth. The stiff smile on his face could hardly maintain the etiquette of the award ceremony..
“This is also wrong. In fact, they just took the judges to watch a Cher concert." There was no laughter this time, and everyone looked a little embarrassed, but Ricky's complaints Still continuing, “What kind of bribery is this? Who wants to see Cher? Of course not! Why not? Because it's not 1975 now.”
Renly could feel the murderous looks of the guests on the scene, all gathered together, and projected towards Ricky on the stage; more importantly, the director on the scene observed everyone's expressions, like ants on a hot pot, and couldn't help but raise his forehead. .Tom Hanks looked directly at the director, with a puzzled look on his face, and a hint of questioning..
But Renly knows that this is not the end. If Ricky knows "degree", the first laugh point will end at breakfast; the second laugh point will end at a place where "no one has seen it". But the reality The situation is……
“A lot of popular movies didn't win nominations, and 'Sex and the City' didn't get a single nomination. But I think the Golden Globes' special effects department definitely paid a visit to their poster team, especially the brush squad." This time, The scene finally showed smiles again. Even the crew of "Sex and the City 2" laughed. It would be great if we just stopped here. It's a pity..
“Girls, we all know how old you are, I saw you in 'The Last Chance'. Jesus.”
“"The Last Chance" is a popular American TV series in the 1970s..
Renly could see Angelina Jolie dropping her bag on the table, Helena Bonham Carter shaking her head, and Annette Bening looking stunned. He looked at his deskmate, Jacki-Weaver, as if he suspected that he heard wrongly..
There is almost no cover for the misogyny in these remarks..
The car accident continues, "Also not nominated are Jim-Carrey and Ewan-McGregor of 'I Love You Maurice', two straight actors The actor played a gay couple, which reminded me of several well-known actors who believe in science/science/religion. Their situation is exactly the opposite..”
This is a dig at Tom Cruise and John Travolta, who have been rumored to be gay again recently..
This time, the scene immediately erupted in boos, obviously very dissatisfied with Ricky's extravagance, which also opened Renly's eyes..
2005In 2016, Chris Rock served as the host of the Oscars. He repeatedly set new limits in the opening talk show, making many inappropriate remarks and causing many big names to fall out. However, there were no boos at the scene. It's just embarrassing at best.
Now it seems that the previous tit-for-tat confrontation between reporters on the red carpet is not so strange..
Ricky was very puzzled by the audience's reaction. He spread his hands to express helplessness, "It's possible." The boos still didn't stop. Ricky's expression was slightly jerky. The situation at the scene was also unexpected. He He explained in a joking tone, "My lawyer told me that this joke must be worded carefully." This time, the boos finally calmed down. He smiled and waved his hand, "They are not here anyway." Even if it was terminated. This is a joke.
At last I haven’t completely lost my mind yet.
“I originally wanted to say that a certain actor and ballet dancer also reversed their positions, but now it seems that I should jump to the TV drama department." Ricky also did not forget to secretly poke Natalie..
Although he didn't mention anyone by name, Renly could clearly feel that the air at their table suddenly solidified, and the smile on Natalie's mouth was obviously stiff, and she couldn't even maintain polite etiquette..
“There are a lot of great dramas this year." But Ricky had already continued, "'Boardwalk Empire', 'The Walking Dead'..." Then, he used "The Walking Dead" as a gimmick to satirize "Playboy" The founder of "Hugh-Hefner" is a zombie who married a 24-year-old new wife at the age of eighty-four and mocked this lady because of Hugh's huge inheritance," she said. The only reason for getting married was that he lied about his age. He said he was ninety-four." He also joked about their bed, and vividly used his left hand, mouth, and expressions to describe the scene that happened in the bedroom - enough fifteen seconds.
The atmosphere at the scene froze for a moment, and everyone looked at each other in shock. They did not expect that Ricky would directly perform the details of the bed/things on the stage of a global live broadcast - TV has no way to classify it. Likewise, the joke itself is fine. , I don’t know how to measure..
Ricky shrugged that the audience did not understand his joke, and then took a sip of beer to express his dissatisfaction with practical actions. But Renly could clearly feel that the surrounding round tables were completely silent. , no one can laugh, even the polite smile on their face can’t be maintained..
This reminded Renly of the incident in 2004 when Justin Timberlake ripped off half of Janet Jackson's (Ja-Ja's) bra during the Super Bowl performance..
“In addition to Hugh, there is another person who also concealed his age, Renly Hall. I firmly believe that he is only fourteen years old. I am not sure what deal he completed with Steven and Tom, but obviously, Not the deal I wanted to hear. But it was a good deal and he got two nominations, just like Johnny Depp.”
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