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The content on Twitter has no way to shake Renly's calmness and calmness. Those viewers who want to see Renly blushing and shy will be disappointed. On the contrary, the audience can't help but clench their legs - out of different reasons. Reason, and then the screams and cheers turned into blushing shyness and throbbing：
The studio was like a huge car accident scene where hormones exploded. Even the director standing in the control room on the second floor couldn't help but his cheeks turned red..
Kimmel looked at the cheerful and calm Renly, and couldn't help but start thinking: Could it be that Renly did it on purpose? Just for prank？
Although it was a dangerous idea, Kimmel could not get it out of his mind as he stared at Renly..
“Can I just say that Renly Hall has no qualms about legally destroying me and that my cave needs redemption?.”
Before he finished reading the tweet, Renly raised his eyebrows, "Dangerous idea, I thought we were promoting peace and love now, or should this be a vicious tweet?？”
Kimmel spread his hands, "This is also a possible interpretation. I can't deny it. You know, Renly, sex and violence are always linked together..”
Kimmel also gave up on himself a little. Instead of thinking carefully about the jokes, he gave a good response in a relaxed state..
“We are always testing the edge of danger, always reminding ourselves that we are still alive." Renly said something casually, but it made the audience savor it carefully.——
It's a pity that because their knees are weak, their skin is hot, their heartbeats are racing, and their brains are so muddy that they are unable to react immediately. There is not much sound in the studio; Kimmel looks at Renly more. Two eyes, there is a little confusion in the eyes.
Renly didn't notice this at all, and then read aloud, "I hope that fate will allow me to call Renly 'Daddy' with a cigarette slightly dangling from my lips.’.”
Cigarettes can occasionally refer to key parts.
Renly raised his eyebrows slightly, "Why is everyone so eager to call me 'Dad'? Are you sure I'm not too young?"？”
“Haha." Kimmel burst into laughter. They all knew that "dad" here was not a literal meaning, but Renly was really happy when he interpreted it this way..
“The last one, the party is about to end, let me slow down a little." Renly's eyes came to the end, he cleared his throat, then lowered his voice and said slowly, "Renly Hall is all over him. They all exude a very 'huge' aura; what makes this imagination even more beautiful is that I am 99% sure that it is really, really huge. Just imagining it makes my legs weak..”
The hoarse and magnetic voice seemed to be gently rubbing against the ears. Everything in the words seemed to be hinting at something, and the imagination stretched uncontrollably..
Then, Renly raised his head and looked at the camera, his eyes revealing sincerity, "Why are you still 100% unsure?"？”
Ahhhhh！
Ahhhhh！
The audience could immediately understand the meaning of Renly's words, and then the screams and shouts got out of control again. Just like the vicious tweets, the last one was always the most explosive, especially Renly's response, which was crisp, concise and powerful. , it couldn’t be more perfect.
The noise and restlessness in the studio could not be suppressed at all. Only then did the audience realize that the spring dream was over. The feeling of reluctance to leave broke out, and then they stood up one after another and tried their best to express their excitement. You can even hear the sounds of sobbing and crying.
It has to be said that Kimmel is very smart and extremely wise: he uses fan benefits to open up the situation, puts himself second, and really puts all the focus on Renly. With this episode alone, he can win countless viewers and fans. Netizens are supportive, which is a good thing for the show.
As for Don Quixote? That's a matter of opinion..
When Renly finished reading the last thirsty tweet, Kimmel also stood up and expressed his sincere thanks to Renly with a standing ovation..
The audience in the studio also stood up, cheering, screaming, whistling and shouting. The sounds were endless, and the surging waves made the show reach a peak again - even compared to the show before Jay Leno retired. , the scene is definitely not inferior..
This made Renly stand up, smile at the audience, and bow politely to express his gratitude, just like the curtain call on a theatrical stage..
After finally waiting for the atmosphere to calm down a bit, Renly raised his hand to signal everyone to sit down, "Jimmy, please don't encourage other talk show hosts to do the same? I don't want to give you a free pass and allow you to do what you want on the show. If you try something different, the consequences could be dire..”
Those meaningful words made Kimmel laugh, "No matter what, it's the first time for our show, and that's enough.".”
Kimmel invited Renly to sit down again, "Our program is now coming to an end, and there is only one last segment left.……”
“Wait, we never discussed 'Jurassic World' in depth, hey, don't forget, this is the core reason why I starred in it." Renly reminded kindly..
Kimmel spread his hands, "I thought we had discussed a lot." But under Renly's gaze, Kimmel had an "I give up" expression on his face, "Okay, I think, I can indeed talk more. Dinosaur, so be it, you give me a reason to convince me that I must go to the cinema to watch this work.”
“He is sitting in front of you now." Renly said with a calm face. Kimmel was dumbfounded, but Renly shrugged matter-of-factly, "After you have made so many attempts, are you sure you don't need to make some compensation? ? I think a movie ticket is already a very good deal.”
“It's fair. I'm willing to pay five movie tickets, and our whole family will go to the cinema." Kimmel seemed to be discussing a deal, without bargaining, simply agreed to Renly's conditions, and then turned to look at the camera , "Viewers, if you want to see more of Renly and, of course, the dinosaurs, then remember to go to the theater and watch 'Jurassic World', which is in theaters next week.”
Such a formulaic "hard broadcast", but under the singing of Kimmel and Renly, it was so hilarious that the audience couldn't help but chuckle..
Kimmel looked at Renly again, "How is it? Can we enter the last stage?"？”
“Of course." Renly was also straightforward and did not continue to bother about the movie. He seemed as if he didn't care about the movie promotion at all. This created a unique effect - not to mention, today's program itself is the best. It’s been promoted, there’s really no need to keep discussing the movie..
“I remember I mentioned before that the guests who appear on our show are all very precious, and it is even more rare for Renly Hall to be a guest. I have been thinking about a way to integrate them. finally succeeded.”
Kimmel looked into the camera lens and said.
“Now, to read the lyrics of "Genius" from R-Kelly's new album "Black Pants", I specially invited EGOT winner and two-time Oscar winner for Best Actor - Lan Eli Hall, we look forward to this reading being nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Lyric Reading.”
The eager cheers at the scene were slowly building up in their ears, and Renly couldn't help but burst into laughter.：
read aloud？
Actually reading aloud？
“Mr. Jimmy Kimmel, please tell me, how many times have you watched my live broadcast from Sundance? "This should be another inspiration triggered by that live broadcast. Renly exposed it without mercy..
Kimmel spread his hands and hesitated for a moment, "Well... uh... not many, about fifty times. We urgently need to get to know you." The audience burst into laughter, "But now it seems that we have achieved has been a huge success, and today’s episode is the best proof that viewers should be eager to watch the reruns..”
“are you sure? Jimmy, are you really sure? "Renly didn't say much. He just looked at Kimmel sincerely and asked a few questions repeatedly..
The shadow once again enveloped Kimmel - to be honest, during today's recording of the show, his shirt was soaked again. The feeling was really hard to describe. At this time, facing Renly's teasing, Kimmel also shook his head helplessly. , "I guess I have left a psychological shadow and I need to rest for a while..”
After resolving the crisis with self-joking, Kimmel looked at Renly again, "How about it, are you ready to accept the last challenge?？”
“Phew, R-Kelly, right? I guess it's a good thing that at least you didn't ask me to recite Jason Derulo." Renly deliberately exhaled a long breath and made a joke. Obviously, whether it was Kelly or Derulo, their lyrics are definitely not...that simple.
Amidst the laughter, Renly walked towards the small stage next to him and looked at the surrounding scenery. This made Renly couldn't help but laugh, "Is this inspired by Amsterdam? A stage dedicated to me. space and then adjust the lighting? Please don't tell me you will use spotlights?.”
As a result, a spotlight shines down, just like a West End theater stage in London.
Renly said cheerfully, "You know, it reminds me of the time when I used to read Shakespeare's soliloquies, and now I'm going to sit here and read R. Kelly, which is kind of exciting..”
The recitation has not even started yet, but the scene is already filled with joy - after nearly an hour of recording the program, the audience's voices are already hoarse and their spirits are exhausted, especially since the whole program is like a roller coaster, extremely exciting, and the feeling of exhaustion is... It was even more lingering; but at this time, seeing the energetic Renly, the audience's emotions couldn't help but roll up again, their expectations quietly rose, and then the applause also followed..
Renly walked to the center, a soft lemon-yellow spotlight shrouded a high stool, waiting for Renly to sit down..
The audience at the scene burst out with amazing energy again from nowhere, and screams swept the audience.
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