2417 Trapped in a cocoon
Don’t think Jimmy Kimmel is making a mountain out of a molehill.
First of all, ABC TV is now affiliated with Disney, and Disney has always put family first. Their control of program standards is strict and completely puritanical. Kimmel's attempt is indeed testing on the edge of danger. ; Secondly, "Jimmy Kimmel Live" itself takes the route of family fun. Even if it is teasing or complaining, Kimmel is relatively gentle. Even the ridicule is not that sharp, and the thirst for tweets does not necessarily fit the show..
Judging from the text, the first tweet didn't contain many banned words; but Renly's voice, tone and rhythm really gave life to the text, and things started to go wrong..
The problem is that this was Kimmel's original intention, but in the end he was hit in the foot by the stone he lifted. He was also mute and couldn't tell the story of the pain of eating Coptis chinensis..
“Jimmy, if you are not sure, we can cancel this session at any time." Renly suggested sincerely, then asked for mineral water from the staff, unscrewed the bottle cap and handed it to Kimmel, "I know the American program The scale is still not comparable to that of the UK. Maybe, you should slow down a bit. There is no need to make such a bold attempt. It is indeed too dangerous. The program is long enough and I can continue to cooperate..”
Kimmel was sweating profusely and looked extremely embarrassed, "Sorry, Renly, I feel like a fool now. Matt Damon will never let me go.".”
“Haha." Renly laughed happily - even at such a moment, Kimmel still did not forget to tease Matt. It can be seen that the relationship between the two people is indeed very good, "You can let Matt try to read Hungry tweets, I believe he will definitely be more embarrassed than you.”
Matt Damon's image has never been about "sexiness". Just by thinking about the picture, you will know how at a loss Matt will be..
This successfully allowed Kimmel to regain his composure and focus again, "I'm sorry, I'm definitely a terrible host. I think I'm overstressed now." At this point, Kimmel himself said He laughed, "After all, who can pull a prank on Renly?"？”
Renly raised his eyebrows slightly..
“surprise！”
The entire staff around the studio raised their hands and shouted loudly. Even Kimmel also raised his hands and shouted..
The thunderous sound continued to surge in his ears, which made Renly stunned for a moment. Then he raised his right hand to support his eyebrows, covering his expression with his broad palm, but he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth - —He completely didn’t expect Kimmel to set up a prank on him.
After all, during the recording of the talk show, the only one who dared to prank Renly was Ellen DeGeneres, and Ellen was pranked by Renly back then; today's first recording of "Jimmy Kimmel" Live show", Renly did not expect Kimmel to be so bold.
Kimmel also saw Renly's expression and quickly explained, "Remember? You mistook Jimmy Fallon for me? This is my death-free gold medal. You are not allowed to get angry..”
Renly put down his right hand and smiled at Kimmel, "Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm fine. There is no problem between us at all..”
So simple? so easy to talk to？
Kimmel was a little suspicious and looked at Renly's expression suspiciously, but could not find any clues. He felt slightly uneasy, "Are you sure? Everything is okay between us? Everything is fine.？”
Renly nodded slightly, with a helpless smile, "I'm not a big bad wolf, and I won't eat people. Please don't worry." Then, Renly adjusted his sitting posture and regained his usual elegance, "So, these tweets , should we continue to read aloud? Or is this just a gimmick?？”
“No, you can still read aloud. To be precise, we still hope you can read aloud. However, these contents will not be broadcast in the program. We will put them on the Internet and provide online viewing. Interested viewers can Find relevant videos on YouTube and our official website.”
Kimmel revealed the truth: With Disney's way of doing things, thirsty tweets are indeed impossible. There is absolutely no way Kimmel would risk losing his job by doing this, not even for Renly. He wouldn't do it. To make such a stupid mistake, I had already made a plan.
The only surprise is that Renly chose the most explosive and exciting tweet for his first tweet. This may be a bit troublesome for the post-production of the show; but exactly like this, the effect is far beyond imagination. This should be regarded as a mixed blessing. Situation. Kimmel’s reaction is at least half true..
Renly nodded slightly in understanding..
Kimmel then added, "Of course, if you don't want to, we can end it here, there is no need to continue this process..”
“No, I don't mind." Renly waved his hands repeatedly, "First of all, I will make sure that Bob Egg knows about this. I hope he fully understands my situation; secondly, I will make sure that every Don Quixote knows about this. thing, I hope they fully understand the sacrifices I made for this film.”
Wait, why are things getting worse and worse?？
Kimmel stared at Renly, and then caught the shallow light flickering in the depths of those clear eyes. He was cunning and wise. In the blink of an eye, he had regained control of the initiative. This set off Kimmel's alarm bells - tens of millions of people. Don't mess with Renly, who said this?？
“Renly, we can discuss..." Kimmel quickly raised his hand to try to stop Renly..
but it's too late.
“We have to keep going, okay? The show can never stop." Renly said with a smile on his face, and then picked up his phone again and got ready..
Kimmel didn't know whether he should follow the development trend or stop it - because he couldn't tell how serious Renly was, and his thoughts couldn't keep up with Renly's rhythm, which made things difficult. For show hosts, this is fatal..
“Ninety percent of the only reason why everyone goes into the theater to watch 'Crazy' is because of Renly Hall's meltingly perfect smile, and of course, his hip curves and body proportions, God, I I'm already drooling now.”
Renly started reading the tweet again, looking towards the camera with a smile in his eyes, "This is a fact. Even Felicity admitted this..”
The whole audience burst into laughter.
Kimmel sat next to him with a look of astonishment on his face. He felt that he seemed to...maybe maybe...lost control of his show..
Is this considered self-imposed? Should he interrupt filming? Should he step in with Renly? Wait, is Renly really angry? Or are you playing a prank on me? What should he do now? Can he laugh? Should he laugh? What should I do if he can't laugh? What will happen next？
“Renly Hall's jawline makes my lower body rise.”
There was a burst of laughter at the scene, and Renly pursed his lips, "Oh, thank you for the compliment." Then you could see the cowboy waving his coat again, and the laughter became more and more rampant, and even Renly couldn't help laughing. Laughing out loud, "If you're curious, I can tell you there are different ways to say this, you know, 'Get up.'’.”
“No, no no..." Amid the boos and screams of the audience, Kimmel waved his hands and shook his head, trying his best to stop Renly, panicking.：
Who can come and save poor Kimmel?？
“I missed a party that day, so I watched 'The Pacific' - finally! Then I saw Renly Hall's beauty, and I almost felt pregnant..”
Renly's gentle voice made all the female audience members scream together, and then Renly could be seen looking at the camera, "I think this may be true. You guys have been watching me for a long time, and pregnancy may be a high-probability time." , so viewers who have no parenting plans yet should pay attention. After all, I appear too frequently on the big screen..”
There were bursts of laughter, screams, applause and cheers. The studio was a bit busy and the audience was already spinning around..
Kimmel sat alone, a little lonely. He finally realized that this was "Renly's counterattack" and easily made him surrender..
Kimmel forced a smile, but his smile was definitely not a smile.
“Daddy. Exclamation mark exclamation mark exclamation mark exclamation mark exclamation mark." Renly read even the punctuation marks extremely carefully, which made the audience laugh again, "Please use my cheeks as... trampolines..”
trampoline.
This is a device that keeps jumping up and down, and its purpose is obvious. This made Renly raise his eyebrows slightly, "Be careful what you wish for.".”
This response caused the scene to completely lose control. Screams filled the air, and people even wondered if it was the Hulk stomping his feet. The whole floor was in a commotion, and all the audience fell into a mess, in complete chaos. Photography The shed has fallen into a state of madness.
Renly turned to look at Kimmel, "Will Matt make the same request to you?？”
Kimmel was finally called and returned to the rhythm of the conversation. He also said, "You mean stepping on it with both feet? I don't have a problem.".”
This is another interpretation of trampoline, and it is also the simplest and purest interpretation..
Renly also laughed, "Oh, this is a good one." Renly deliberately lowered his voice and read in a deep voice, "I hope Renly Hall can spread all his 'tadpoles' In my womb that doesn't even exist." That serious look made the audience laugh like crazy, but Renly slightly raised his eyebrows, "I think such imagination is very good, but you should know that as long as you stare at Just look at it and you can get pregnant, right?？”
Group burst into laughter！
Kimmel also raised his hands high and applauded Renly. Just like a vicious tweet, Renly is also teasing netizens now, and the number of paragraphs is so advanced that it is hard to guard against it - and now Kimmel does not Do you know whether he is pranking Renly or whether Renly is pranking him?.
In terms of the level of suffering, it should be the latter, because Renly seemed... enjoying it very much. Yes, "enjoying" is the correct adjective..
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