2415 attack teaching
Renly Hall, read the vicious tweets.
This should be the most anticipated and popular moment of the whole year, or at least one of the most anticipated. Renly, who has never been active on social networks, finally sat in front of the camera under the careful planning of Jimmy Kimmel and talked with those "haters" The two were facing each other head-on. This was definitely the first time that they had ever faced each other..
Nervous and exciting.
But obviously, as the person involved, Renly was extraordinarily calm, and even took the initiative to make fun of netizens, which made the studio scene take a breath..
Sensing the commotion in the studio, Renly had a faint smile in his eyes and raised his head, "Relax, it's just the beginning.".”
Is this a reminder to the audience to fasten their seat belts?？
“Oh, look at me, I'm Renly Hall, perfect body, bright eyes, go fuck yourself, Renly Hall.”
After Renly finished reading, he looked at Kimmel with confusion on his face, "Are you sure this is a vicious tweet? I must say, thank you for the compliment.？”
Amidst the laughter, Kimmel scratched his head, "No, I'm not sure either." Then he turned to look at the camera, "Hey, powerful netizens, don't show mercy to Renly, let the attack come more easily." Be fierce, you are putting this special segment of 'Vicious Tweets' to shame..”
Even Renly couldn't help but chuckle and continued reading happily, "Renly Hall, he's even more annoying than Ryan damn Gosling.".”
After reading, Renly shook his head slightly, "No, you can attack me, but don't involve anyone, okay? Ryan did nothing wrong. Also, a little tip, do Ryan Gosling better than do Renly Hall is much happier. He always has candy with him. Who can refuse it?？”
From the corner of his vision, he could catch Kimmel who was about to move. Obviously, he wanted to talk to Renly about Ryan Gosling and Paul Walker, but he was not sure whether he should intervene. He didn't expect Renly to take the initiative to turn his head. , "I feel like we may be running out of time on the show, Ryan is a sweet strawberry pie, and that's enough for you to know..”
Kimmel nodded obediently, closed his mouth, and then fell silent..
This combination of singing and singing burst out wonderful sparks, making the audience clapped their hands and laughed..
“Dear Renly Hall, I hate you to the core. You are the scum beneath my feet. Love you, Tanya..”
Renly read the cursed words in an elegant and calm voice, as if he was reciting a poem, with a slight smile flowing between his eyebrows, and occasionally a little confusion. After reading, he raised his head He looked towards the camera without speaking or moving. He just frowned slightly and looked at the camera. He paused for a moment, raised his eyebrows slightly, and his smile just flowed out. No words were needed to express his attitude..
“Renly-Hall is like a tall glass with three shots of espresso, or a half-sugar iced caramel macchiato, both of which are thick for me..”
After Renly finished reading, he said in a low voice, "Oh," as if he melted when he saw a puppy or a kitten, and then said softly, "Please be sure to pay attention to your weight, health is the most important thing." Then he raised his voice. He raised his eyebrows and turned to look at Kimmel, "You know the obesity index among children nowadays is very worrying..”
Kimmel opened his mouth, then took a deep breath, then shut up - because he himself clearly struggles with his weight..
Seeing Kimmel's aggrieved look that was hesitant to speak, the audience was already laughing so hard that they were rolling over..
“Renly Hall looks like a clean-shaven kiwi.”
This time, it was Renly who couldn't hold back, "Can someone please shave the kiwi fruit cleanly?" That cheerful smile flowed from the depths of his eyes, as if he was seeing a huge fool - who on earth could do that? Shaving a kiwi？
Kimmel tried to stay calm, but he couldn't help but smile. He could only close his mouth, wave his hands repeatedly, and then use gestures to express: This is your moment! This is your time! You should feel free to play! However, the gesticulating movements were completely unorganized and looked extremely funny..
Renly smiled even more happily, "Renly Hall, you're a fool." After a moment of pause, Renly raised his right hand to cover his mouth, but still couldn't cover the raised corners of his mouth. Then Renly looked up at the camera. Lens, "Five words, three of them have spelling errors, even idiots misspelled them.”
Renly frowned slightly and asked with his eyes: Are you serious?？
Then the tweet that Renly said was displayed on the live screen. Everyone saw this sentence-not only did Renly's first and last name be spelled wrong, but even the curse words were spelled wrong. Wow, this is really embarrassing to be brought to grandma’s house. The scene burst into laughter like crazy..
“Get lost, Renly Hall..”
Renly read it carefully, realized that was all, and said casually, "Clever move." to avoid the possibility of a misspelling..
The audience took a moment to react. Looking at Kimmel laughing on the stage, they realized that Renly was teasing the last tweet again, and the laughter was belatedly coming..
“Can people please stop saying Renly Howl is handsome? Renly Hall is fucking disgusting, why doesn't anyone want to admit it?？”
Renly raised his eyebrows slightly, then shook his head, "Is this the best level?" He didn't hide his disappointment at all. He even turned to look at Kimmel and asked with his eyes: "Isn't it more interesting?" ’s Twitter? I thought netizens should be more talented than this.
Kimmel spread his hands with an innocent look on his face: We don’t dare to put anything really explosive on the show. Don’t worry, we are worried about the show being banned..
Renly wasn't sure if he had read it correctly, but he could feel Kimmel's frustration. He pursed his lips and did not continue to make things difficult for him. He read the next article again, "Renly Hall is like a Brooklyn hippie." Trash, I'm going to kick his ass." After reading, Renly responded with confusion in his eyes, "Oh, are Brooklyn hippies behind the times now? Do I need to update?？”
Originally full of offensive tweets, under Renly's unique interpretation, they always had a sense of joy. The audience at the scene could no longer tell whether it was an "attack" or a "compliment", so much so that they also became angry. Confused: Is Twitter just a big, harmonious and warm family?？
“Okay, let's look at this again. Maybe Renly Hall is a good actor, but he played 'Edge of Tomorrow' like a big, stupid idiot..”
“Ha." Renly laughed out loud, and then nodded happily, "Oh, now we are finally on the right track. The choice of words really impressed me..”
Renly's easy response showed no sign of forgery, so much so that Kimmel looked at him with wonder, shook his head repeatedly, and asked with great curiosity, "Is it because the wording is correct?"？”
“The spelling and usage are correct." Renly was like a primary school English teacher who saw a perfect essay, with a look of relief in his eyes, "Oh, is this the last one? Jimmy, I think the program crew is really too friendly and kind. After today's show, netizens can attack Jimmy Kimmel as much as they want, because they didn't come up with real material at all. It's not that easy to miss the opportunity. Got it.”
The audience immediately started cheering.
Kimmel's face was full of astonishment: Why did you start attacking me? We are the innocent ones, okay? Why are you treating our program team like this?？
Renly smiled broadly and began to read the last entry, "Excuse me, do Renly Howl's 'chickens' come in many colors?？”
Renly raised his eyes and looked at the camera, his smile faded, and he said seriously, "Yes, it's just like all your girlfriend's lipstick colors." The whole audience started to boo, but the booing hadn't started yet. Li showed another bright smile, his eyes slightly sympathetic, "I'm sorry, you definitely don't have a girlfriend, I didn't mean to hurt you..”
Wow！
The audience burst into thunderous applause. This was the real attack - concise, clear and convoluted. Especially Renly's perfect London accent made the attack full of elegance and calmness, truly showing his quality. , strength explains what it means to "swear without using dirty words"”.
Even Kimmel couldn't help but applaud Renly. Amidst the thunderous applause and whistles, Renly also nodded politely, then turned to look at Kimmel and said loudly, "It should be me. Is the assistant screening too hard? "Otherwise, vicious tweets wouldn't be so simple..
he guessed.
Unexpectedly, Kimmel shook his head and said, "It's true that we screened out some inappropriate ones, but in fact, that's about all the offensive remarks on Twitter." The vicious netizens were not as talented as they thought, and they kept going back and forth. It's hard to have new ideas when it comes to swearing. "Not everyone can make the final reaction like you.".”
Renly nodded, accepting the praise without humility..
Kimmel laughed helplessly, "God, you made our session childish and boring. I regret letting you read these vicious tweets now.".”
The audience laughed even more cheerfully, but they had to admit that it was indeed an eye-opener. It was not just Renly's counterattack, but also Renly's way of coping. He never lost his elegance. This emotional intelligence was enough to make people laugh. People admire him very much - it's just that Kimmel's carefully prepared session failed to meet expectations, which made him extremely disappointed..
But...this is still not all.
Kimmel rubbed his palms and looked at Renly with a smile..
Renly was slightly surprised, "Oh, isn't this all? Is there a second bomb?？”
Kimmel nodded, "Indeed, we have also prepared a secret weapon. To be honest, we all know that those vicious tweets cannot really hurt you, because you don't mind at all; so, we have prepared another weapon-maybe , you don’t mind, but the audience must really like it.”
“Your description also made me interested. Is it a series of spelling mistakes made by netizens? "Renly's words that came to him at random made laughter burst out again..
“It’s a great idea and I’ll record it.” Kimmel quickly grabbed the inspiration, “But the real secret weapon is…those thirsty tweets..”
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