2413 Take a leisurely stroll
“……You know those things between men?.”
In fact, Renly's words don't have any special meaning. Men often discuss exercise, sports, outdoor activities, etc., and they also discuss the results of muscle training with each other. This is not unusual; but I didn't expect that the entire photography But there was an out-of-control craze at the shed, and the commotion one after another was eye-opening..
Even the well-informed Renly was slightly surprised at this time, and then looked at the audience in confusion - after cheering for "surfing", now screaming for "man"? The atmosphere of "Jimmy Kimmel Live" is a bit confusing.
What Renly didn't know was that Kimmel and Johnny Depp were also good friends. The two had embraced/kissed twice on the show and had become an absolute hot spot on social networks; in addition, Kimmel and Matt- Damon's love and death, this "Brokeback Mountain" has become a major highlight of Kimmel's show.
Renly accidentally pressed the button without knowing it, and the studio exploded..
Renly frowned slightly and looked at Kimmel, "Your program is a bit strange. I'm not sure whether the baggage I prepared can still be used..”
A small joke made Kimmel feel helpless. He opened his mouth and tried to explain, but then he noticed Renly's confused expression, as if he didn't understand what happened at all - but he didn't know either. Was it Renly's performance, the mixed feeling of suffocation and depression that caught him off guard, "Renly! As promised, this is a show about you, not me. Please don't blur the focus, okay." ?？”
Although he didn't know why, Renly still pursed his lips slightly and said smoothly, "No matter who it is about, in the end the topic remains on the show. I think this is a good thing for business." The words seemed to have meaningful meaning. I understand something, but my ambiguous attitude cannot be determined..
Kimmel was speechless and raised his hands in surrender, "Can we get back to the topic? I think there are a lot of things to talk about Hawaii. How about it, have you ever been on a road trip in Hawaii?？“
“Really? Road trip? Jimmy, is this your first aid talk? "Renly's joke made Kimmel clasp his hands with a begging expression on his face. Renly also chuckled, "Road trip, of course, Hawaii is a very suitable place for road trip, but unfortunately I am not allowed to drive..”
The scene immediately burst into cheers, because the United States is a country on wheels. It is very rare not to know or be unable to drive. It can even be said to be "discriminatory" for the entire people. Seeing Renly at this time, it was like watching It looked like a unicorn. The studio was very lively..
“Banned from driving? Why? "Kimmel regained his composure - it was indeed Renly. Even if it was a question he raised casually in a hurry, Renly could reprocess it and throw out another baggage from a different angle, allowing the topic to continue, and Keep it interesting.
Kimmel jumped for joy when he mentioned the car, "So, you are not allowed to drive, so what about your means of transportation? Is there always a fleet of vehicles waiting for you?"？”
“Skateboarding." Renly gave an answer simply and neatly. Kimmel's joy and excitement were stuck in his throat. He did not expect such a result at all. The astonished expression made the audience burst into laughter, and the corner of Renly's mouth also changed. They rose together, "Didn't I mention it? When my manager and I first met, we were on the way to skateboarding. I’m not an expert, but I’m very passionate about it..”
Kimmel frowned, then shook his head repeatedly, "No, no, that's not you. You don't look like you have anything to do with skateboarding." He was a little excited, and laughed because it was so ridiculous, "From head to toe, you are... Not a skateboard boy. I'm serious, you should have drivers.”
Renly was noncommittal, but there was still a faint smile in his eyes, "I'm not very good at identifying directions, and I'm not very active in getting along with machines. I wouldn't say that I am a road killer, but I am indeed a random person. bomb, so I rarely sit behind the wheel.”
“You have a driver's license, right? "Kimmel asked curiously.
“Of course. I can drive. Very occasionally, I will drive." Renly nodded gently, "I still have confidence in my driving skills, but my friends don't really believe in me..”
Such self-deprecation made the whole audience burst into laughter..
“Back to Hawaii, when I am there, I also want to choose to drive by myself and appreciate the scenery of the coastline. You know it is a magical land." Renly's words immediately received a series of responses from Kimmel, "Of course , that is the most beautiful and moving part of Hawaii.”
Renly continued, "But my whole team was telling me: Hey, Renly, you shouldn't be doing this, you're filming 'Jurassic World' right now, and you don't want to be injured and delay filming." At work, it's like..." The laughter at the scene made Renly pause for a moment, and Renly also laughed. "It's like they are sure that I will get into trouble. God, I think this should be a kind of discrimination..”
The laughter at the scene became even brighter.
“Of course, I was in the process of shooting and I didn’t have time to enjoy the scenery of Oahu, so I temporarily gave up the idea of traveling by car. One day, I passed by the area of Waikiki Beach, and we were heading to 'Xike Shake-Shack）’……”
“Oh, is there a 'Xike Castle' in Honolulu too? Kimmel interjected and asked.
“I thought it was only available in New York, but I saw it in Honolulu. Enjoying this high-calorie junk food occasionally can always make people feel happy, so I gave up on Taco-Bell. '..." Renly's example made the audience laugh: one is American fast food, the other is Mexican fast food, changing the soup without changing the dressing, "But that's not the point..”
“The point is, there was a person passing us on the promenade. He was probably passing Waikiki from the direction of the zoo, heading to the city center. He was not a homeless man or anything, and he didn’t look like a tourist. I guessed that he might just be a tourist. Just taking a walk, on a whim.”
Where is the explosive point?？
“Then at this time, a young man happened to pass by. He looked very young. It can be imagined that he had received higher education. Even if he was a Wall Street person, there was no problem. You know, he just felt out of breath..." Lan Li raised his eyebrows slightly, and without any extra expressions or gestures, the sarcasm was revealed.——
Kimmel couldn't help but slap the table and burst into laughter.
Renly continued calmly, "He drives a Porsche... God, can it be more old-fashioned? I even wonder if there is a camera filming next to it, and it is a camera from thirty years ago. Traveling through time is like a scene from 'Back to the Future'……”
The laughter can't stop at all.
“He then deliberately slowed down the car, rolled down the window and shouted, 'Buy a car! Loser! '" Renly's vivid description made him burst into laughter. "I can't believe this scene. I strongly suspect that that guy stole his father's car and pretended that he owned the whole world..”
Laughter and applause, lively.
Renly pursed his lips slightly, "At that time, I turned to my assistant and said, very good, I decided not to drive for the time being, because I don't want to look like this when I drive a Bentley passing Waikiki. Part of the formula, and I'm tired of this from the eighties, unless there's a 'How to Get Away With Murder' version of Leonardo DiCaprio sitting in the passenger seat.”
“Hahaha！”
The whole audience burst into laughter！
Kimmel was at a loss for words and didn't even know how to respond. He just kept laughing and said, "God, aren't you afraid of such a crowd? I mean, I always thought you should rarely talk to me. These types of trivial matters, they have no way of affecting you.”
“Oh no, I'm very, very afraid of criticism, otherwise why would I always say no to social networks? That's the only explanation, isn't it? Renly said with a smile..
Kimmel couldn't describe his feelings of admiration: it was easy to grasp, and now he finally understood what "walking in the courtyard" meant. Renly just talked about it in an understatement, and then adjusted the focus of the conversation, as if he had learned about Kimmel in advance. script to easily complete the topic transfer.
Because the topic Kimmel wants to discuss next is social networks. To be more precise, it should be Twitter..
Kimmel was thinking about how to change the subject, but Renly did it effortlessly. This level of control was really surprising..
“Did you read my script in advance? "Kimmel couldn't hold it back after all. He lowered his head and looked at the script on the table, trying to confirm some facts..
Renly didn't understand the meaning of Kimmel's words - when it came to social networks, there was no special meaning, it was just following the trend. However, Renly could detect something unusual from Kimmel's reaction, so he followed the topic. He continued, "Of course, this is my requirement for appearing on the show. I will never take any risks.".”
The subtext is that all the scripts have been reviewed by Renly, so he agreed to be a guest.
The audience laughed, clapped and whistled, and the atmosphere seemed to never cool down..
Kimmel also had to admire Renly's self-deprecation, "Huh, now is the time to get rid of the script, otherwise my interview may be very difficult..”
“But the question is, can you? "Renly said slowly..
Kimmel choked immediately - was Renly mocking him? "Okay, you got me." Kimmel raised his hands in surrender. "I need my script, otherwise only God knows what will happen. This may be my last show. I definitely don't want to take any risks.".”
Renly and Kimmel took turns making fun of themselves, and the audience couldn't stop laughing..
“Very good, next, we will discuss social networks." Kimmel did not delay any more and turned to the main topic of today, "Is what you just said true? Stay away from social media mainly because you don’t want to see negative comments？”
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