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Those little things about accents were scattered in Renly's life like sesame seeds and mung beans. They had never been discussed seriously before. Now that Kimmel took the initiative to mention them, the memories came flooding back. Renly started talking, and the conversation stopped. Become relaxed and comfortable.
“Last year at the Sundance Film Festival, I had a lot of exchanges with Robert Redford, and he often said, can you keep an American accent? Just like 'Crack Drummer.'" Renly mentioned this episode, "I asked out of curiosity, is it because you think my American accent is not good enough? Have I regressed? Need practice？”
“He said, no, I just can't understand you." Renly concluded the story neatly, and then looked at the audience with an innocent face..
Even Kimmel couldn't help laughing, "He means he can't understand your London accent."？”
Renly spread his hands and said politely, "Hey, gentlemen, we are now standing on the North American continent, so we still need to be careful what we say..”
The laughter became even crazier.
Kimmel asked curiously, "But you can handle all kinds of accents.？”
“I guess. In fact, accents generally have regular patterns. When preparing for a role, you only need to prepare carefully. The real difficulty may be animals. I have been confused. How do dinosaurs make sounds? Do you understand what I mean? Has anyone ever heard the sound of a real dinosaur?？”
Renly asked with a serious face, which made Kimmel laugh so hard that he waved his hands repeatedly, "Don't ask me, please, don't embarrass me with such a difficult question.".”
“I guess this is not the reason why Steven Spielberg is looking for you to star in 'Jurassic World'." Kimmel also used every opportunity to bury a burden. After the scene burst into laughter, he gave up and started again. Back to the rhythm of his own conversation - even though he has been taken away for a long time.
“We just mentioned the Duke of Cambridge……”
“Oh, this topic is not over yet? We have already gone for a ride on the moon." Renly's light teasing made everyone chuckle..
Kimmel also smiled, "Yes, this problem is not over yet. In fact, this should be the only thing Americans are curious about about the British.".
“Fair enough." Renly spread his hands..
“Obviously, the topic of discussion between you may also be different, at least it's not 'No one can understand a London accent.'" Kimmel finally regained his footing and started talking more freely..
“Indeed." Renly did not deny, but nodded in affirmation, "But they are all boring things, some art, some drama, or equestrian, cricket and the like." This was not a serious answer, but It was full of mockery, and then Renly laughed happily, "We will also discuss some ordinary things, just like now: Hey, Sir William, Jimmy Kimmel talked about you on the show.”
“Really? Kimmel's eyes brightened, "You mean, the Duke of Cambridge will also talk about your movie?"？”
“Of course, why not? Although he may not have much interest in 'Jurassic World', he is allowed to watch 'The Balladeer'." In ordinary words, Renly added "allowed", which suddenly became interesting and meaningful. , which made the audience chuckle again.
Then Renly turned to look at the audience, "Don't worry, I believe they also have two eyes, a nose and a mouth..”
The royals are not aliens and there is no need to hold their breath and listen..
At this time, the audience realized that they were too focused and invested, so that the reaction calmed down a little, and the studio regained the long-lost "peace"; as a result, Renly made a joke, and as the target of ridicule, the whole audience The audience was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter and applause..
“What about 'Crack Drummer'? Kimmel asked curiously, "I mean, this is a very, very good movie, but the scenes may cause some discomfort.".”
“Shhh." Renly didn't answer, but made a silencing gesture, but that was enough..
Kimmel raised his hands, "Oh, I understand, that's why someone else must be responsible for guiding us when we chat with the Duke of Cambridge..”
A self-complaint successfully saved the situation. Although Kimmel still had not adapted to Renly's rhythm, he finally did not lose himself in a daze..
“Did you attend boarding school? I heard that the Duke of Cambridge attended boarding school? Kimmel found another entry point: It can be seen that he has done enough preparations. Since on-the-spot reaction is not enough, he relies on advance preparation to complete the work. "You need to learn many professional courses in boarding school, such as Equestrian, like cricket. The whole culture is different from ours, right?？”
“Indeed." Renly nodded in agreement..
“It is a very important thing in the UK, but not in the United States. If you are a bad boy, you will be sent to boarding school." Kimmel finally found the opportunity, opened up the chatterbox, and rattled off the jokes he had prepared, I finally have the show in my own hands.
“I believe the same is true in the UK." Renly nodded slightly in agreement, "Parents are obviously no longer willing to manage their children, and they need to take a breather, so they send their children to boarding schools. I think this may be the reason why the UK This is a common phenomenon, so we have more boarding schools.”
Laughter once again.
Kimmel was very satisfied with the effect. "So, are all boarding schools for boys? I mean, separate boys and girls.？”
“Not in elementary school, just in middle school." Renly gave the answer.
Kimmel suddenly realized, "Well, after entering puberty, when you start to try to explore the opposite sex, then you are forced to study separately..”
“I think this should be the purpose." Renly said nonsense seriously, "It's a school for all boys. It's actually a bit like a combination of 'Harry Potter and 'Battle Royale'.”
“‘Battle Royale'? Are you talking about the Japanese movie? "Kimmel was stunned..
Renly still nodded seriously, "It's just that there is no magic and no death..”
“But there is a broom？”
“Indeed, there should be brooms." Renly smiled, "But the friends I made at that time were all very good friends. Because you all left your homes and were forced to gather together, no matter what happened, you all You lean on each other, and then you start doing crazy things.”
“I still remember that we often thought about how we should spend the night. For example, why not raid the dormitory at night? After turning off the lights, we would pick up our own pillows and rush to the next door dormitory to start a pillow fight. The winner would be based on the pillows destroyed by both parties. It depends on the quantity. That’s it.”
Renly's words filled Kimmel's head with questions, "But...why? Do you want to destroy your pillow?"？”
“No, of course not, we just want feathers everywhere and an excuse to give that 'you hate but can't show it openly' guy a good beating." Renly's words successfully made the crowd burst into laughter again..
“For example, the Duke of Cambridge？”
“Indeed, for example, the Duke of Cambridge." Renly simply nodded and admitted, and his laughter became more and more rampant, "But then I also realized that such a game was a bit boring, so the pranks began to escalate. I once Joined three friends, sneaked out of the dormitory in the middle of the night, found the farmhouse, and drove a pig into the school……”
Before Renly could say anything, the studio was filled with exclamations and laughter..
“pig? God, how on earth did you do that? "Kimmel also became interested in it..
Renly waved his hands repeatedly, "Shh, this is a secret. But in short, the school is completely in a mess. You can imagine that all the children are wearing pajamas, lying at the window, and then collectively watching the lively scene, of course, there are teachers and Wonderful scene of professors joining forces to herd pigs.”
“Ha ha! "The laughter can't stop at all..
“I must emphasize that none of the pigs were harmed and they all returned home safely." Renly added an additional sentence..
Kimmel was stunned for a moment, and then he realized what he was doing. Then he looked at the camera, "Dear viewers, it turns out that Renly is also afraid of something..”
Animal zealots, or environmental zealots - no one wants to offend them.
Renly spread his hands and admitted his "crime" frankly, "Jimmy, hey, Jimmy, you have to know, I have a movie that is about to go into the theater..”
The laughter gets louder and louder.
Kimmel himself laughed heartily, "You shouldn't put a bunch of eight- and nine-year-old boys together, otherwise it will be like what is described in 'Lord of the Flies.' So, this is the growth experience of the Great Prankster." ? Starting from childhood, you gradually develop your interest and then gradually develop it.？”
“"Lord of the Flies" reflects the essence of human nature from the innocent perspective of a group of children. It is somewhat similar to "Battle Royale", except that these children choose to kill each other..
“Jimmy, didn't we agree that this topic has been dropped? "Renly looked at Kimmel with a serious face, and the whole atmosphere immediately changed..
Kimmel didn't expect it at all. His smile was still frozen on his lips, not knowing what to do..
Then he saw Renly shrugging slightly, "Indeed, the feeling of playing pranks is indeed very fulfilling, and it is no exception every time I see this expression." Renly also pointed at Kimmel's shocked stiffness. facial expression.
Kimmel blinked, his face full of innocence.
Applause and laughter erupted together.
Kimmel came back to his senses and shook his head repeatedly, "Sir Renly Hall, you should know that I am very nervous. You should not stimulate a nervous person like this. I strongly suspect that my heart may explode at any time..”
“Relax, even if your heart is broken, you can be healed again." Renly looked at Kimmel with a smile, and then there were a lot of moved voices, "Oh", as if his whole body melted..
Kimmel kept waving his hands and shaking his head, "No such thing. You can't bribe the audience like this, Renly, this is a foul act on your part, do you understand?"？”
Then, Kimmel himself also laughed, "Friends in the audience, I need a little breathing space. Now I will break into a commercial. After the commercial, I will come back. We will continue to have close contact with Renly Hall. Don't forget, today It's Renly's show, we still have enough time.”
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