1958 Tragic
“Four thousand two hundred and twenty-nine artichokes! Stolen from Macy's! Moreover, the crime scene is all marked by your butt/ass/balls/.”
Such a ridiculous and spoof "script" is obviously the original intention of the show, but Renly's imagination has made the whole script become more and more ridiculous; now under the interpretation of Renly and Jimmy, the two "comedians", that This sense of absurdity was further amplified, and the entire studio scene burst into laughter..
Not to mention Jimmy, even Renly was teetering on the edge of laughter - not because of the script, but more because of the atmosphere of the entire recording scene..
If we were in London's West End now, Renly would be able to perform even the most ridiculous scripts in a serious manner. When he was studying in the academy, students had written even more ridiculous and spoof scripts, but they still needed to be performed in a serious way. complete the performance of the play.
But now that he was in the studio, the whole audience was laughing, Jimmy was laughing too, and Renly himself relaxed, and the joy became more intense..
In order to continue the sitcom, Jimmy is trying hard to hold back his laughter. Once he laughs completely, he may not be able to hold it back anymore, and the performance will no longer be able to continue. He must let himself hold back his smile for a long time. Then I finally found the feeling, "You are so talkative (Flibbittyy-Gibbitt）！”
However, because the words were so ridiculous, Jimmy's performance became extremely exaggerated - because the body language could not match the lines at all, and in the end he could only act like a fool, with his arms spread out, just like in a shopping mall. Like a balloon man at the door, he was waving his arms randomly, trying to rationalize his lines..
As a direct result, Renly always felt that Jimmy's back was covered with fleas. He sat directly opposite Jimmy and couldn't help but feel a faint itching on his back..
Renly pursed his lips and controlled his urge to laugh. Then he saw Jimmy raising his right hand and squinting his eyes like a "black rap", and licked his lips, as if he was provoking. It seemed that he was teasing him again, and his exaggerated performance made the corners of Renly's mouth turn up without holding back..
However, many years of performance experience from stage plays to studios still gave Renly a strong sense of determination. Although his eyes and corners of his mouth slowly turned into a smile, he still maintained his expression, glanced at the teleprompter, and continued, "Where were you on the night of Hanukkah?？”
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
The whole audience burst into laughter, and the applause and laughter could not stop. Because the Jewish Hanukkah lasted for eight days - among countless holidays, Renly chose the eight-day Hanukkah. If Renly chose to fast, that would be Isn't it more funny? As soon as Renly asked the question, the scene was already derailed by laughter..
Jimmy endured and endured, but in the end he couldn't hold it back and burst into laughter, bursting out laughing. Especially when he saw Renly's lips gradually tightening and he tried his best to control the urge to burst into laughter, the scene became even more hilarious. , which also made Jimmy laugh out loud..
Jimmy had laughed until he collapsed. He leaned forward and backward and hit his forehead on the table. Then he rubbed his head in utter embarrassment, laughing at the pain. Then he raised his left hand and started to crack his fingers: , two, three...eight days, eight nights, how to answer this?？
“"Pfft." Renly had reached his limit. Jimmy's finger-cracking action was obviously deliberately funny, and he couldn't help but start to doubt himself: How did he associate it with the Jewish Hanukkah?？
Jimmy finally finished laughing, "I...ahem..." He laughed so hard that he choked on his saliva, "I'm watching 'Home Alone', hahahaha." After finishing speaking, Jimmy laughed out loud again: Watching "Home Alone" for eight days and nights? And watching a Christmas movie during Hanukkah? Is this really good?？
The scene in the studio was absolutely miserable at this time. The laughter from the audience and staff was so fierce and violent that they entered the silent mode.——
He hugged his belly and laughed silently, almost crying. Who would have thought that Renly's imagination would create such a drastic contrast?？
Not to mention the audience, even the directors and producers of the program laughed collectively. The effect of this program was so good that they all enjoyed it completely..
Renly also realized the "conflict" he had created, pursed his lips, pursed his lips again, and finally controlled his emotions, and continued, "Then, why did the surveillance camera capture you? You are committing a crime. The area 0.5 millimeters away from the scene keeps rotating (twist/butt）？”
Poof.
After enduring and enduring, Renly finally succeeded. When he told this line, he was always on the verge of exploding. When he finally said "0.5 millimeters", he still couldn't hold it back. , he also laughed out loud - the sentences arranged and combined in this way are really too exciting.
Jimmy couldn't hold it anymore. He laughed so much that he turned forward and backward. The whole chair began to shake violently. His whole body was dancing with his hands and feet, as if he might fall over at any time..
Renly also acted like a fool, sitting there and constantly shrugging his shoulders, the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably, and the bright smile in his eyes was shining..
Just as Renly was about to continue speaking the next line, someone in the audience shouted, "Spinning for eight days and eight nights." Then the image of "Spinning and jumping with my eyes closed" appeared in Renly's mind. He immediately lowered his head, and the muffled laughter resonated in his chest - and it was not a ballerina-like twirl, but a pole-dancing style of twerking, and the scene was brought to Jimmy's face... Renly I really can't help it.
Jimmy across from him was already dead, slumped in a chair, laughing until he had no sound or even strength..
In the end, Renly collected his emotions and continued this ridiculous comedy with his expression completely broken, "Very well, let's not play games in circles anymore: Where did you come from?"？”
Jimmy also reorganized himself, forced himself to make a poker face, and tried to answer, "U...U..." But every time he made the first sound, he couldn't help but laugh. It took three attempts before he said , "Ukraine." This time, he used a Russian accent and transformed into a Ukrainian in a second..
That exaggerated tongue-licking sound was not at all in place, but it made this sense of absurdity even more obvious..
After saying that, Jimmy looked at Renly and burst into laughter, "Haha." There was no way to hide it now, so he laughed openly..
Renly was so irritated by Jimmy's suppressed accent that he had to turn his head to the side to hide his "amateur" smile, but his back still revealed his secret because he was holding back his smile too hard. Renly Her cheeks were slightly red, and the roots of her ears were faintly red..
Turning his head again, Renly, with his eyes shining brightly, revealed a childlike excitement. This kind of Renly was something the audience had never seen before, "As I guessed. You know, becoming a detective is the best part." The thing is, I can catch criminals like you and go home to my kids and my pet badger……”
At this point, Renly couldn't help but pause, and the corners of his mouth were on the verge of rising again, as if he might laugh again at any time, but he finally controlled it, "Then he said - this city needs to do this once /intestine！”
Ha ha ha ha！
Who would have thought that when the clown's lines were placed in this "script", it would actually feel like something natural?？
“Very good, I did it." Jimmy finally regained his senses and continued to perform according to the script, and then continued to speak the lines in a Russian retroflex - but the accent was really terrible, there was no How to tell what accent it is, "I did rob, because I needed money, so that I could have money to do a little toe transplant surgery".”
jimmy bursts into laughter.
Renly bursts into laughter.
The two people looked at each other like fools, unable to hold back their smiles, and burst into laughter like this: Is the money of 4,229 artichokes enough for a little toe transplant? And…what is little toe transplant surgery?？
The most important additional information is: Is there any relationship between little toes and camel toes? If anything, it appeared on Jimmy……
Is Renly's idea really an accidental coincidence? This is already the third time. The association really turned the studio into ashes. Everyone was swaying with laughter. This scene was comparable to hell..
Even Renly and Jimmy realized that such an unexpected coincidence collided, and the laughter was really irresistible, so they both laughed..
“I had already guessed it! I said, I had guessed it a long time ago! "Renly calmed down a little and sprinted towards the end of the sitcom, "Every time I finish solving a case, I like to sing this song: Twinkle, twinkle..." Not only singing, Renly also raised his voice He raised his hands to imitate the appearance of "gleaming stars" and performed with singing and dancing..
Jimmy also stood up and danced together to sing, "The sky is full of little stars..." The two of them actually sang the entire children's song seriously. Finally, Jimmy stretched out his right hand and shook Renly's hand. Bumping shoulders, just like greeting a black person, he expressed his admiration, "Your voice is really perfect! It makes people's souls baptized. I love you so much! You made me decide to change my ways in the future."！”
Turning around, Jimmy opened his arms to the audience, "Gentlemen and ladies, Renly Hall！”
Amidst the commotion of laughter, thunder, and standing, Jimmy had to shout at the top of his voice, "The show is not over yet! Audience friends, the show is not over yet, don't go away, commercial! After commercial We'll be back! Hey, this isn't the end of the show, don't get me wrong.！”
Ho ho ho！
Ahhhhh！
Hahaha！
Laughter, applause, whistles, shouts, all the sounds converged into one, because the laughter was so intense and so crazy that the voices of the audience were hoarse, and even their bodies had no strength, but they Still, he once again squeezed out the remaining strength to bring praise and admiration to Renly and Jimmy.！
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