1957 Lots of laughter
“Yes, Hugh Grant has a London accent, and he has a standard Oxford accent. He graduated from Oxford University’.”
Renly's answer made Jimmy say "aha" and he made a seal clapping gesture happily, "Finally got it right for once." He looked down at the card and said, "Say a holiday name..”
“"Jewish Hanukkah." Renly said the first word that came to his mind, and then Jimmy burst into laughter, but he was not going to go into it further, and then asked, "The name of the movie？”
“‘Home-Alone'." After Renly finished speaking, Jimmy raised his head and looked at Renly in disbelief. He never expected that Renly would say the name of such a movie. Renly spread his hands, It's natural to say, "Hey, this movie is very, very period-specific, okay? I think anyone can enjoy this movie.”
Jimmy pursed his lips, "Fair enough. Uh... give me a verb ending in 'ing'.”
“Oh, 'F'..." Renly made a mouth gesture, but this time no sound came out. He cut it off in time, held it back, and said to himself, "I can't use this word, Lan. Li, wake up, wake up! "However, the audience already understood and laughed collectively; especially when they saw Renly's cute expression talking to himself, they couldn't stop laughing..
Jimmy also reacted, "Jesus Christ, Renly, wake up, you are Renly Hall, what happened to you today?"？”
“Who knows? Maybe you and I don't have the same aura, so I've been acting stupidly. I think it's better for me to stay away from this show in the future." Renly said casually, and then ignored Jimmy's frozen smile and the outburst on the scene. Laughing, thinking seriously for a moment, "Gyrating）.”
This word also means "twist/butt/butt".
Jimmy had a very, very hard time holding back his laughter, and the audience laughed until they had no energy left. Even if they still don’t know what the story of Jimmy’s card is, Renly’s answer has already sketched out the picture - it’s coming to their faces. The picture makes the facial muscles completely stiff when smiling.
Jimmy glanced at Renly again, and Renly met Jimmy's gaze calmly, "What? Do you want me to use some more popular vocabulary?？”
“No, no, no, that's good, that's good." Jimmy waved his hands repeatedly, "A distance, like ten miles or five feet..”
“Ten miles or five feet? Do you mean choose one of the two? " Renly asked.
“No, I'm just giving an example, you just need to give me a certain distance, any distance will do," Jimmy explained..
“Oh, I see, then, 0.5 millimeters." Renly said seriously..
Quiet.
Quiet.
Jimmy burst out laughing, and the audience applauded collectively: Such a brain circuit is indeed not understandable by ordinary people..
Jimmy laughed so hard that he couldn't organize his words. It took him a while to calm down, "Give me the name of a country.".”
“Ukraine." Renly didn't know why he chose this country, but something popped into his mind - wait, is it because Edith went to Ukraine last week?？
“An animal." Jimmy didn't ask further, just continued with the next question..
“Badger." Renly once again gave an unpopular answer..
Jimmy tilted his head, "I can't understand." But it's normal to not understand, isn't it? "Favorite movie line.”
“Hufflepuff." Renly explained that the badger was the symbol of Hufflepuff House in "Harry Potter", and then seeing Jimmy's loveless expression, Renly got back on track. , "Line, well, this city needs an enema！”
Jimmy's face was so troubled that he couldn't understand where this line came from..
Renly looked at Jimmy depressedly, "Jack Nicholson's line in 'Batman'？”
“Oh, oh, clown." Jimmy then reacted, and then said with great confusion, "He said this line? God, are we watching the same movie? "In the midst of wild laughter, Jimmy continued to the next question, "Another body part..”
“Body parts again? Wow, you need to jump over the sensitive parts, then...little toes." Renly muttered to himself and then gave an answer..
Jimmy no longer wanted to ask where the first body part that popped into Renly's mind was. He shook his head and couldn't help laughing, "Little toes? Where did that come from? I feel like I'm doing it right now. Middle-earth." Jimmy glanced at Renly and whispered, "When I was at home, they would deliberately call me this: Little Toe..”
Renly leaned in, "Oh, your handwriting is terrible..”
“That’s good enough, you performed exceptionally well today.” Jimmy said in a low voice..
The two people just exchanged a few words in whispers, and the entire audience was left alone. The scene was joyful for a while, but luckily Jimmy reacted immediately, "Children's songs."？”
“‘Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle." Renly scratched his head..
Jimmy wrote seriously and asked, "Is there any special reason?？”
“I'm not sure, maybe it's because I accidentally heard the music in the toy store when I passed by Fifth Avenue today..”
“Oh. Adjective." Jimmy nodded..
Renly pursed his lips and said, "Mind-Bending."）.”
Jimmy didn't speak or react. He just shook his head gently and slowly, deliberately silent for a moment, and then raised his head and looked at the audience, "What a very, very interesting gentleman. I think now I have no understanding of the life of a hereditary noble." I don’t have much interest anymore, I always feel a little strange.”
Renly kept smiling and faced the audience with a calm face. His upright attitude seemed to say: I don't mind if my image is broken..
In fact, for actors, the last thing they need is a fixed image, because this is the beginning of the restriction of acting opportunities. Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp are the most direct representatives; and Renly has been able to perform in Many breakthroughs have been made because the characters in the movie have never been bound by the rules. Otherwise, Renly would not be the Renly he is today..
Therefore, even if his image of a gentleman is broken, Renly will not care..
Jimmy could already foresee the next "cutlery" and couldn't stop smiling, "I tell you, this is the whole game, that's it..”
Renly didn't say much, "Oh, so, is the show over here? Can I leave? Thank you very much for inviting me to be your guest..”
Jimmy said quickly, "No, no, no, the excitement has just begun. Let's prepare now, equip the teleprompter, and then we can start performing." Jimmy couldn't help but start scratching his head, "Actually, I regret it now. Renly-Hall, I actually get to act with Renly? God, this is a dream come true. But what if my performance sucks?？”
“Then our goal has been achieved." Renly said smoothly - this is a talk show, entertainment is the main focus, laughter and accidents are the real highlights..
The live recording was cut off again and entered the commercial break for the second time. Then Jimmy handed the card to the on-site staff and turned to look at Renly, "Do you need to recite the lines? Or do you need to familiarize yourself with the script?？”
“Yes, I need it." Renly nodded very seriously and replied in the affirmative, and then he saw Jimmy's panicked expression..
Renly did not explain, but looked away with a Shi Shi Ran expression on his face..
Jimmy was not sure, "Renly, wait, you are joking, right?" Although this part was not recorded, the audience saw it with their own eyes, and laughter rang out again.
Improvisational comedy is also part of the basic acting class. Both Renly and Jimmy are experienced veterans, so naturally they don’t have to worry about it. They are ready in less than five minutes..
In order to allow the audience to better enter the situation and feel the charm of the sitcom, the two people came to the studio next door. Temporary scenes have been set up here. After all the audience are seated, the recording of the program can start again..
Renly and Jimmy sat on opposite sides of an inquiry table, simulating the scene of an inquiry room in the police station..
“Start filming！”
At the talk show scene, Renly was instantly transported to a movie set.
Renly remained standing and knocked on the table, "Hey! I'm Sheriff Nagini." The first sentence made the entire audience burst into laughter. It was probably only Renly's name that could create such an effect. I can do it with my imagination, "What's your name?"？”
Jimmy took off his hat and said seriously, "Professor Javier." Very good, when "Harry Potter" meets "X-Men" it will be officially staged.
He endured and endured, but Jimmy still couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing, even raising the corners of Renly's mouth - smiles are contagious..
Renly sat down opposite Jimmy, "You were brought here today because you were suspected of committing second-degree robbery..”
Jimmy blinked and said, "Ouch (Crumbs)!" But the exclamation was not quite right, so it was very hard for him to hold back his laughter..
“Exactly so! "Renly also paused for a moment, and the raised corners of his mouth made him on the verge of breaking through. It's not that his concentration is too poor, but that comedy should be relaxed and enjoyed, isn't it? Why be so serious? Therefore, Renly did not deliberately Get over yourself, “Four thousand two hundred and twenty-nine artichokes! Stolen from Macy's！”
Ha ha ha ha！
The whole audience laughed like crazy, especially when Renly said the numbers "4229" with a big tongue and seemed to be trying his best to resist the urge to laugh, it was even more hilarious. Jimmy was already laughing and fell down. On the table, hiding the embarrassment of being completely laughing.
“Moreover, the crime scene is all marked by your ass/ass/balls." The lines were finished, but Jimmy didn't speak, and Renly didn't continue to speak, because both of them were on the edge of laughing, Renly tightly He pursed his lips, but the problem is that once the laughter gate is opened, it is really not easy to hold back laughter..
What's more, there were 300 spectators and 50 staff members laughing together, just like the canned laughter in a sitcom, it was contagious..
Jimmy was gritting his teeth: Hold it, hold it, he has endured it to the extreme. If he relaxes just a little bit, he may burst into laughter, especially when he sees his next line on the teleprompter, bursting with laughter I have a premonition that I am even more unable to be reserved..
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