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It has just begun, and Renly has already been named twice. Such a high frequency is not only because Renly is the absolute center of attention, but also because Renly and Alan have a close personal relationship..
Allen stared at the camera lens, and after the laughter subsided, he continued, "Don't blame me, the reason why I moved out of Renly Hall in the opening stage..." Applause and whistles rang out for the third time in a row, Allen nodded, as if to say: Look, "That's because tonight's show is a global live broadcast. Apart from Renly, I really can't find a common language. In order to keep the audience in front of the TV, I I have to do this, right, I have to do this.”
The audience burst into applause, cheers, whistles and screams, it was so lively.
The camera immediately focused on Renly, and Allen introduced him at the right time, "Everyone: Renly Hall.”
Renly, who once again became the center of attention, faced the camera, showed a decent smile, nodded slightly, and then looked at the camera calmly and generously, showing his demeanor; but... there was something wrong. , the camera lens never moved away, just keeping its focus on Renly. Over time, the smile began to stiffen, and Allen on the stage did not interrupt the camera lens..
If Renly doesn't understand at this point that this is Aeren's prank, then he is not Renly..
“"Pfft." But in the end, Renly still couldn't hold it in, and couldn't help laughing. He didn't hide it, and he didn't feel embarrassed. He just looked at the camera calmly and generously, with a smile overflowing from the corners of his mouth and eyes, revealing Her straight and white teeth and her warm smile made every viewer in front of the TV unable to help but smile..
Allen was satisfied at this time, "Huh, the director kept shouting crazily in my ears: What to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do." Those vivid words made all the guests at the scene laugh..
“Here, for the viewers around the world who are watching the awards ceremony, it has been a very difficult two days in Los Angeles...it has been raining continuously here..”
The whole audience burst into laughter. On the one hand, he was mocking himself for the dryness of Los Angeles, which never rains. On the other hand, he was joking that the whole world is in a state of numerous crises, and the only thing Hollywood has to worry about is rain..
“But we are all fine." Allen pressed down with both hands and made a look like he was taking a long breath. "Before the red carpet officially kicked off today, the heavy rain finally stopped. Thank you for your prayers.！”
Allen's steps came to the center of the stage. Two simple sentences were enough as a warm-up. Now it is time to enter the official opening stage..
“It's an honor to be back. I stood on this stage as host seven years ago. I'm so happy to be invited back to host in such a short period of time." Amid the applause and encouragement of all the guests, Allen continued. Said, "Things are changing really fast. The last time I hosted, Cate Blanchett was nominated, Meryl Streep was nominated, and Martin Scorsese was nominated. This year is really complete. 'different'.”
The above three names all won nominations again tonight.
Alan paused, "Oh, sorry, Leo..”
Just one sentence hit the target. This time, it was Leonardo DiCaprio who became the focus. The audience applauded again - seven years ago, Leonardo was shortlisted for the "Blood Diamond" Nominated for Best Actor; but seven years later, "The Wolf of Wall Street" is sadly absent.
“Of course, there are also some first-time nominees tonight, with Bruce Dern winning for 'Nebraska' at the age of eighty-three, making him the oldest person in Oscar history. Nominee." The guests at the scene showed their respect with applause. Allen paused, took two steps in the direction of Bruce, and said loudly, "I am telling everyone that your performance is very wonderful, performance, movie.”
This is clearly a joke about "eighty-three years old", and even Bruce himself couldn't help but laugh..
“What? Not your first nomination? Allen was stunned - in fact, Bruce had already won a nomination as early as 1979 for "Homecoming", "Oh, no! "Ellen's eyes widened and she stared blankly at the audience. Amidst the laughter of the audience, she simply ignored Bruce and turned around to leave. The laughter became even louder..
“In addition, Lupita Nyong'o also won a nomination for the first time." Allen then said, "Her performance in '12 Years a Slave' was very exciting. She is from Kenya and is a Kenyan. At the same time, Bahad Abdi also won his first nomination for his outstanding performance in "Captain Phillips". He is from Somalia and is a Somali. So he must know a lot about red wine, which is really amazing..”
The pronunciation of "Somali" is very close to that of Sommelier, which is Ellen's joke. The laughter couldn't stop at all..
“The real Captain Phillips came to our scene tonight, and the real Philomena also came to the scene." Allen introduced the real-life prototype characters of the two best picture nominees. "I guess the only one who was absent from the scene was It's probably Le'Veon Davis. I'm a little curious about how his folk career is progressing..”
While speaking, Allen also made a thoughtful and sad expression; then the director immediately put a close-up of Renly on the big screen, creating a sharp contrast..
Meryl, who was sitting next to her, was completely overjoyed, and the laughter at the scene was even more continuous..
Facing the close-up of the camera, Renly slightly shrugged his shoulders, frowned slightly, drooped the corners of his mouth, and lowered his eyes. He looked like he was deep in thought. He seemed to be aware of the camera. He raised the corners of his eyes slightly and looked towards the camera. He glanced at the camera, and then the smile at the corner of his mouth rose slightly, and then it passed in an instant, and he fell into his own thoughts again..
This is totally Le'Veon Davis all over again.
“God, I really, really love that song '500 Miles.'" Allen added that "500 Miles" was not the song LeVine sang in the movie..
Immediately afterwards, you can see Renly frowning slightly in the camera, raising the corners of his eyes again, and mouthing, "Get away!" Although it was a swear word, because he didn't say it out loud, it was just his mouth shape, leaving it up to the audience's imagination. , the TV station does not need to block the picture or mute the sound, which creates the greatest effect.
Even Alfonso, who was sitting in the back row, couldn't help but applaud, his smile fully bloomed..
Although there was no rehearsal in advance, the tacit understanding between Allen and Renly successfully created sparks, and the atmosphere at the opening immediately began to boil..
“Tonight's theme is 'Heroes in Hollywood.'" Allen regained his composure and continued with his opening remarks, "We need heroes now more than ever. People around the world are suffering, and movies provide As a brief opportunity to escape reality, movies enlighten us. I am not saying that movies are the most important thing in the world, because as we all know, the most important thing in the world is youth..”
chuckle again.
“The most important things in the world are love, friendship and family affection. If a person does not have these things, then..." Allen hesitated for a moment, "Then he will usually enter the Hollywood entertainment industry..”
The whole audience laughed.
“We are just a super scary family." Allen continued, "I want to say, I love you, you are all talented, and I mean it. Also, I think you are all winners, and you should consider yourself a winner. , not everyone, but those who have won awards are winners.”
The camera focuses on Leonardo again.
Leonardo couldn't help but raise his forehead: He is provoking someone.？
“You may say, Allen, you can stand and talk without pain in your back. You were selected as the host, which is the highest award of the Oscars." After finishing speaking, Allen started to clasp his hands together, "Thank you, thank you for the compliment. , thank you." He praised himself so much and successfully won a burst of laughter again..
“But let's focus on you tonight. I did a little research for the sake of hosting the show, and tonight's nominees have made a total of fourteen hundred movies, God, fourteen hundred, that's A huge and staggering number, but you only attended college for a total of six years..”
Allen's pause heated up the atmosphere, and everyone clapped their hands and laughed. "All four of those years came from Renly Hall." Allen made a last-ditch effort, and his laughter was like a volcano erupting. Fully exploded, "I'm just joking, kids, go to school, don't drop out, I guarantee these actors have gone to college, Amy Adams, you have gone to college, right?"？”
Amy, who became the center of attention, shook her head shyly..
“No? Allen's facial features wrinkled, "Well, who cares. You are an excellent actor, and you nominated two works tonight. That's really...how to say it?" Well, let me think about it, selfish." Allen nodded and added, "Just like Renly Hall and Meryl Streep who can never get rid of them..”
Explosive laughter, collective laughter.
“I really feel that this year's nominated works are very special, and one of them is 'her'." Allen continued to control the audience, "This 'her', I mean Meryl Streep." The audience burst into applause, "Meryl has won a total of eighteen Oscar nominations. This may sound good, but in fact, you should do some calculations. It costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to attend the ceremony including head to toe costumes. To put it simply , it’s amazing that Meryl can afford so many nominations, because nominations are so expensive.”
Even Renly couldn't help laughing and turned to Meryl to give his own applause..
“So, how about we make a bet in Las Vegas: When will Renly Hall go bankrupt from attending too many awards shows? "Alan's magic touch successfully caused the whole audience to burst into laughter. Renly, who had just been paying tribute to Meryl, instantly became the object of tribute from the entire audience..
Allen still looked like a sneer, "These nominees I mentioned all seem to be competitors, but each of you is very good. I don't want you to think this is a competition, but a competition." Celebrating. But... who are you kidding me? The Oscars are actually the Hunger Games, I mean: cameras are everywhere, everyone is so hungry, and then Jennifer Lawrence won last year, it’s not The Hunger Games or something.？”
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