1262 Perfect ending
Amidst the laughter, Robbie looked at the back of the sofa and leaned back, simulating the action at that time. He "lifted" the bed sheets and replied concisely but meaningfully, "Yeah." Some people at the scene were already screaming. Robbie's story continued, "Then she said, I'll jerk it out for you.”
The two poor little friends Daniel and Ed couldn't hold it back. They burst into laughter and received a hundred thousand critical hits..
Renly looked calm, gently applauded Robbie, and then said calmly, "You should advise her to pay attention to herpes.".”
This sentence that added fuel to the fire made Graham laugh so hard that he couldn't breathe. He could only clap his hands repeatedly. The audience laughed until they had no energy left. They all staggered around and the studio was a scorched earth..
“That was before herpes." Robbie explained to Renly seriously before continuing his story, "I am a creative person, I was very young at the time, and I thought, Maybe I can close my eyes and pretend to be someone else. So..." Robbie paused and lifted up his "sheets", "I said at that time, OK, come on！”
Renly patted Robbie on the shoulder, "I think we might need an ambulance. The cheeks of these two young men are about to explode.".”
Two young men, referring to Ed and Daniel.
Graham's voice was hoarse, and he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "Hey, gentleman, you are about the same age as them, don't forget.”
It's not that Robbie's story is so shocking, but that after going through many tests throughout the show, Renly has constantly challenged Graham's bottom line, and now it finally explodes in Robbie's simple and direct story. Graham deeply felt that the laughter in this episode seemed to have exceeded the quota..
“Anyway, in short..." Robbie interrupted Graham and Renly's banter and said repeatedly, "In the end, she did move. But it felt very, very strange and very confusing, like the mist in the forest. She The whole process was done very gently.”
Robbie's adjective is really strange, and Renly captured the details keenly, "Gentle"）.”
At the same time, Graham also captured the same details, "Go-Gentle）.”
The two people spoke one after another, almost in unison, and flashed back in an instant, and the audience's memories were awakened. But at this moment, they had no strength left. Each of them hugged their stiff stomachs, and the corners of their mouths were widened. The ground was raised, but no sound could be made at all. Only the throat was vibrating helplessly, and a humming low laughter came out..
Robbie also reacted instantly, "Hey! Don't destroy my imagination!" That panicked and complaining expression added to the joy, but the story was not over yet, "That night, I sat with the housekeeper of the castle. , I told her, you know, your cleaner is really weird..”
Pfft. Daniel’s laughter has been predicted in advance..
“But the housekeeper said, you mean？”
“I said, the cleaner today, she behaved very strangely.”
Robbie simulated a conversation by himself, explaining the story back and forth, "She said we didn't have a cleaner on Wednesday." The dying laughter turned into applause and rang out again..
But just when everyone thought it was a supernatural story, Robbie did not create suspense and changed the topic, "Actually, it was just on the street. A random person broke in and came over to give me a blowjob. Then , she left.”
Renly was also amazed and applauded Robbie. Such a ridiculous and uninhibited story can definitely be included in the category of super strange experiences..
But Robbie's story is not over yet, "This is more than that. About two, three years later." Robbie turned around, looked at Renly, and continued, "I'm with my bandmates, I I accidentally mentioned this story to them, and then my guitarist was stunned and patted his thigh. That was Jasmine from the bar! She told others that she had done such a thing, but no one believed her at all..”
After all, Renly couldn't hold it back and laughed happily, shaking his head repeatedly, "Robbie, Robbie, you should have said it earlier. Jasmine has been waiting for this day to come." Then Renly looked towards him. The camera said solemnly, "Jasmine at the bar, you can tell this story again. Now someone finally believes it.".”
Daniel sitting next to him also nodded repeatedly, "God, this is definitely the best joke tonight..”
Renly spread his hands, looked at Daniel, and said with question marks, "Did we just say something?" He pretended that tonight had never happened at all..
At this moment, Ed, who was sitting in the middle, patted his thigh and said with an annoyed look, "Why did I come over to record the show today?"？”
This sentence was Ed's best moment tonight. A self-complaint unexpectedly fit the atmosphere of the scene. Everyone clapped their hands and laughed. The laughter that they thought had disappeared, but still roared hoarsely.，
Robbie added with a smile on his face, "I will give you the address of the castle in a moment, and Jasmine will definitely go there to find you." This sentence was said to Renly, but Daniel particularly stole the show and his eyes widened. With his eyes, he pointed at the three of them with his finger and said silently, "All of them?"？”
“Only Renly." Robbie shook his head, cutting off Daniel's hope. Then he saw Daniel slump his shoulders, and his vivid and exaggerated reaction won the audience's applause. "By the way, Renly, aren't you? Living in a castle? So you've never encountered a weird cleaner before？”
castle.
Robbie actually mentioned the castle directly without any cover-up, alluding to the family background of the hereditary nobles. What Graham failed to do, Robbie also did it easily..
Renly still didn't panic, "So, after the topic turned around, it turned to me again? I thought that Robbie needs to go on stage to sing now. The band members there look extremely lonely. Should we take care of them in advance? one time？”
The band members standing at the other end of the studio began to wave and cooperate with the performance..
The audience laughed again, but this time, Graham, Robbie and others did not let Renly go. Their eyes were still focused on Renly. Graham cut into the topic just right, "Robbie." It can wait a little longer, we still have a little time, but he got to the point, haven't you ever experienced it?？”
“No, of course not." Renly replied calmly. Just when everyone thought Renly was about to reveal the truth, they heard him say seriously, "If necessary, the kitchen and laundry room are better choices. As for the bedroom, for the sake of decency, we don't do anything in it. I mean, literally anything, not even as a couple..”
This is a complaint about the indifference and alienation of the aristocracy. Even in the bedroom, Robbie’s little story will not be repeated..
They were stunned for a moment in the studio, and then they understood the meaning of Renly's words, as well as the insinuations of the kitchen and laundry room. They didn't know whether they should be excited or frightened..
“Also, by the way, I have never lived in a castle. I think there are only a few people who still live in castles in Britain." While speaking, Renly also raised his hands and started counting. The implication behind the words could not be more obvious - apart from Buckingham Palace, there are indeed not many nobles living in the castle now..
Robbie and Daniel both slapped their thighs and laughed..
Graham shook his head helplessly. Renly was absolutely impeccable. He seemed to be generous and calm, but he was very defensive but showed no flaws at all. Now that the recording of the program was coming to an end, Graham could only regretfully call it a day and call it a day. " So, you made a special trip here today to……？”
“Oh, finally." Renly exclaimed exaggeratedly, then glanced at Robbie, seeming to complain that his promotional plans were second to musical guests, "'Les Misérables' is about to open its first anniversary at the Almeida Theater. , in the next period of time, we will launch anniversary activities, and we welcome the audience to come and support us..”
“You mean, you're also going to be involved in the anniversary events? "Graham still asked dutifully..
“Yes." Renly replied affirmatively, "I will not appear on the anniversary performance stage, but I believe that the current cast will definitely be able to give a wonderful performance. If not, the audience is welcome to come. Faulty." He calmly completed another propaganda campaign, which made everyone chuckle..
Renly also showed a smile, "However, I will go to the Almeida Theater to communicate with the audience up close. John Corder produced the work 'Les Misérables', giving the story and characters more meaning, the audience is welcome to express their views and exchange opinions with each other at any time.”
“What if I go just for you? "Robbie said frankly, "You know, I just want to see the famous Renly Hall..”
“Then we also welcome it. Just like the circus, since it is open for business, the performance must go on no matter what." Renly's generous and candid self-complaint successfully won the whistles and applause of the scene, and the scene once again Started to get noisy.
“Very good, then the audience must remember to go to the Almeida Theatre. This is a play that is absolutely not to be missed. On top of the just-concluded Olivier Awards, it broke the historical record and won eight trophies. In addition, Master Renly also After winning the trophy for Best Actor in a Musical, I think the Hall family can finally face that something is happening. But before that, at the Almeida Theater, we now enjoy the live performance and welcome Robbie Williams Sri Lanka！”
In one go, Graham did not leave any breathing space, and completely rejected Renly's interruptions and interruptions, because in his words, he talked about the topic of "the Hall family" head-on for the first time, which was very important to Britain. It’s a breakthrough for TV shows.
After completing the introduction in one go, Robbie walked onto the performance stage. Renly exchanged glances with Graham, but didn't say much. He just stood up and applauded Robbie. Today "The Norton Show" finally came to a perfect end.
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