1261 Topic boundaries
Daniel didn't expect at all that the topic went around in a circle and came to his side again, but he was only slightly flustered and did not lose his focus. He immediately nodded again and again, "Yes, I carry it with me at all times. A dagger, just in case.”
At the same time, Daniel also hid his right hand behind his back, making a gesture of hiding the dagger..
Successfully, the whole audience burst into laughter.
With an innocent expression on his face, Graham complained to the audience, "For the first time, I feel that I am a bit redundant here." Then he turned his head again, "Hey, Ed, otherwise, let's go to the side. Grab a beer and join the audience？”
Ed, whose frequency was always slow by half a beat, immediately sat up straight. Before he could speak, the mole-like appearance of his head probing his head had already made laughter surge, vividly conveying the roles and atmosphere of the guests interviewed on today's program. show it.
Graham did not wait for Ed to speak, and then said, "Robbie, which song will you perform today?"？”
“‘Candy, you said it at the beginning, didn't you? "Robbie has a straightforward personality. He doesn't hide or turn around. His straightforward speaking style creates a different spark..
Graham didn't mind, shaking his head from side to side, "Sorry, as I get older, my memory begins to show signs of slow decline. What do you think, do you feel the same way? Hey, Robbie, I'm talking about you, The three guys next to me are all hairy boys without beards..”
Robbie opened his mouth in surprise, spread his hands innocently, and tried his best to express his innocence. It seemed that he didn't understand what Graham was talking about at all. After another burst of laughter, Robbie nodded happily. , "But I must admit that when I watch my daughter start to grow up little by little, and even start to call 'Daddy', the feeling is still different after all..”
Graham's eyes widened and he pointed at Robbie with his finger, as if to say, "Yes, yes, that's what it feels like." His vivid expression made Renly and others laugh. "For music creators, In the process of creation, you are bound to find many different inspirations from life. I heard that you composed a song for your daughter, which will be included in……”
“The next album." Robbie nodded in affirmation, "This song was written not long ago, so it will be included in the next album. It's called 'Go-Gentle'." Speaking of his daughter, At that time, he restrained his cynical expression and his eyes became sincere..
“I expressed a kind of inner love, I am a father, if you become her boyfriend, you must come to my house, I will pour you a cup of tea, and then punch you in the face." Robbie said extremely sincerely, and the powerful twist made everyone laugh again, "She is very protective. You know, I thought I wouldn't be such a father, but... when you see her cute little Face, I still can't control myself, go away, those bad boys！”
Robbie shrugged and expressed his calmness, "If I had a son now, I would always think, you should stand up, you should be strong, you can do it, you definitely can do it. So, if I If you were to compose a song for your son, it would probably be called '草/his/mother/'’.”
Suddenly, the whole audience burst into crazy laughter, and even felt a little out of control..
Robbie and Graham were both slightly stunned. Although the topic just now was indeed humorous, it wasn't so crazy.？
The two people turned their heads subconsciously at the same time, and then they could see that the seat space between Renly and Robbie had been significantly enlarged. You could even see a large space, so that the distance between Renly and Eddard was quickly shortened..
The cautious look of "life is the most important" doesn't look like anything on the surface, but the silent movements reveal the mime-style humor..
No wonder, the whole place was shocked.
Robbie looked confused; Graham clapped his hands and laughed..
Robbie couldn't help but give Renly a thumbs up, and then he could see Renly raising his right fist in response. Such a brief exchange made the two of them laugh again..
Graham then returned to the topic, "This is your ninth solo studio album, your marriage is now very happy, and you have children, and your life seems to be on track. But I mean, You still have many crazy fans, and I believe they must have done a lot of crazy things. So among them, what is the craziest thing?？”
“Herpes." Robbie said calmly..
The collective burst into laughter, and even Graham was out of breath laughing..
At this moment, Renly stood up silently, adjusted his suit, looked around, then smiled and signaled, preparing to leave. This action made the laughter on the scene lose control..
Robbie stood up immediately and tried to stop Renly, but he also put his hands in the air in an exaggerated manner, fearing that a little physical contact might bring about contagious consequences, and his cautious and overwhelmed movements were even more... Makes people laugh wildly.
Renly then turned around, gave Robbie a polite hug, and then returned to his seat. Graham, who was sitting opposite, calmly made a stab at him, "Master Renly knows that he can no longer Infected for the second time.”
Jokes of this scale rarely appear on American talk shows. Not only do they contain sensitive words, but they are also too vulgar. Of course, they occasionally appear on late-night talk shows, but the scale is definitely not so wide, because Graham and Robbie obviously not over yet.
Faced with such ridicule, Renly didn't mind at all. He stood up for the second time gracefully, opened his arms, and made a gesture of preparing to hug Graham. Now it was Graham's turn to panic, and the exaggerated The evasive look successfully continued the whole point of laughter..
Then, Robbie, who was sitting quietly, hesitated for a moment, "There is one more thing, I think if I tell you now, I will probably be in big trouble..”
Graham immediately sat upright and showed great interest; while Daniel, who was sitting on the other side, raised his voice and said, "It's not too late to regret now. You should look at Renly, he didn't say anything tonight.”
“Hey, I was just exposed." Renly said smoothly, secretly responding /her/rash.
The resentful tone made the audience stunned, and then everyone clapped their hands and laughed. Even Graham turned forward and backward. He couldn't believe that Renly, who had always been elegant and calm, actually entertained in such a way. Attracted the whole audience.
In fact, what people don't know is that in upper-class society, aristocratic gentlemen are better at making jokes in this way. Most of the time, the scale is far more severe than it is today..
Robbie shook his head repeatedly and complained, "Sir, you took away my lightning." In other words, you took away my focus. Then, Robbie pointed at himself solemnly, indicating that now The focus should be on him. His childish actions made the joyful atmosphere impossible to stop..
“God, the only way to defeat Renly today is this, so even though I can't believe this is happening, I still have to say it." Robbie rambled, "One day, I rented a castle.”
“Of course, of course, of course you will rent a castle." Graham shrugged, pursed his lips, and the mocking mode turned on again..
Robbie opened his hands calmly and accepted the accusation, "I rented a castle as a rehearsal venue for the tour. I stayed in a large room in the castle and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was leaning on the edge of the bed. , I was conscious, but my eyes were not fully open, and then I started to feel weirder and weirder. I swear, there were other people in my room..”
This is actually a ghost story？
Wait, what was Graham's original question?？
“I thought she was a room cleaner or something. Then I opened my eyes and saw a woman standing at the end of the bed. I didn’t know how old she was, maybe twenty-eight or fifty. 8." Robbie's confused expression made everyone chuckle again, "She was wearing earphones, and the earphone cord was plugged into a Walkman..”
“Of course, we all use digital audio sources now, and there are not many CDs anymore. I just want to say that the situation at that time was really weird." Robbie nodded repeatedly and said quickly, "I just woke up. , completely confused.”
“Robbie, quick, quick, the audience is turning the channel." Renly's voice came quietly from the side, and then successfully activated the atmosphere of the scene again, Graham even raised his right hand, pointing at Renly, as if Saying, "You took my job..”
But neither of them continued to say more. Robbie continued..
“She just looked at me like that, and the point is coming. She looked at me like that, and then our eyes made contact. I said, OK; and then she said, OK." Robbie's tone was full of playfulness and joy. The teasing made people laugh. The laughter rang out again. He raised his hand and pressed it down repeatedly to signal everyone that the highlight was coming. "She looked down at the underwear on the ground beside the bed, and then said: CK's？”
“I was stunned and answered: Yes. Then she laughed and said, little/lang/hooves." Robbie's face was expressionless, but everyone else was stunned, and they all burst into laughter. Even Renly was no exception, not expecting the direction of the story at all. "I thought, OK, now this is where things get really weird..”
“She then said, has your little brother received his morning glory? "Robbie went on to say, morning glory refers specifically to the early morning hours, when a man's physiological characteristics appear in a natural state of reaction..
Graham was the first to start clapping his hands and laughing, and Robbie also explained, "This happened a long time ago, and it happened when I still had Morning Glory." The words revealed his age. A little sad, but the laughter can't be stopped at all.
At this moment, the boundary between British talk shows and American talk shows is truly revealed..
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