1253 Mountain roar and tsunami
In every episode of "The Norton Show", after Graham Norton officially takes the stage, there is a reserved segment where he makes complaints based on recent current events and hot topics. Of course, this is a common segment of late-night talk shows in the UK and the United States; However, compared with the United States, British jokes are much more exciting..
For example, the first joke tonight.
“I'm so excited tonight, to meet the audience again after a long absence, as if it's been a century, that I can't calm down now, just like Keith Vaz ) is as happy as his wife is not at home.”
Keith Watts, a British MP, was recently exposed by "The Sun" that he hired /that/prostitute when his wife was not at home, and the other person was a man..
While the whole audience was bursting with laughter, Graham looked excited. He crossed his hands and assumed the posture of a teenage girl with a heart full of excitement. He continued, "It's really...exciting." Then he said softly. Rubbing your hands, without too many words, the expression is enough to make people think about it, and the audience's laughter and applause cannot stop at all..
From politics to entertainment, from sports to society, news from all aspects can be used as material for ridicule and ridicule, which has also made the explosive index of British talk shows rise sharply. The last joke of today's opening is also full of explosive points.
“Finally, the royal news about Pippa Middleton that has us worried.”
Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and the sister of the current princess.
Since her sister joined the royal family, Pippa's negative news has repeatedly made headlines in newspapers, and she has been compared with her sister in all aspects. Some people even use negative words such as "laughing stock" to describe Pippa. In the UK, there are no reports on royal news. The attention and attention are evident from this..
Graham gasped exaggeratedly, "She recently received special protection for her personal privacy. After those indescribable private photos were leaked, as you know." In the Internet age, the privacy treasured by mobile phones and computers is slowly disappearing. exposed, and there are countless things I have to say about the photo. This time it is Pippa Middleton’s turn..
In the midst of laughter, Graham made a zipper motion with his mouth, indicating that he could not mention it more, and then added, "But if you are curious, these photos have been widely circulated on the Internet..”
Just when everyone thought that this sentence was ordinary and not explosive at all, a picture appeared on the big screen.：
In the picture, Prince Charles, Prince William and Prince Harry are sitting side by side. Prince Charles in the center is holding a mobile phone in his hand and is checking the screen of the mobile phone, while Prince William and Prince Harry on both sides are gesticulating. explain to father.
In an instant, the audience was filled with applause and laughter like a tsunami. Not only because the pictures were so meaningful, but also because the leaked photos contained a large number of family photos of Prince William. After further extension, things immediately You can develop divergent thinking.
“You never know how much we can have." Graham added, which also caused the laughter at the scene to rumble like thunder. In just three minutes, Graham once again showed that everyone has An important reason why he likes "The Norton Show", and then he got to the point, "The above are today's current affairs news. Next, I will introduce today's guests..”
“Later, Robbie Williams, who is familiar to everyone, will appear. He will perform his latest single live, which was the one he sang at the Brit Awards not long ago..
But first, he debuted as a world-famous child star, and then broke through and became a recognized actor on stage and movie screen. He is our good friend: Daniel Radcliffe！”
Graham quickly came forward, gave Daniel a hug, and welcomed Daniel to sit down on the red couch in the center of the stage..
The entire audience gave warm applause. "Harry Potter" has grown up with countless people; similarly, in turn, the audience also witnessed Daniel growing up from an eleven-year-old child to a twenty-year-old boy. This is an irreplaceable memory. Of course, it is both motivation and pressure for Daniel's career as an actor..
“Secondly, he is now the most popular singer among young people in the UK. He has reinterpreted people’s views on Yorkshire.” Inadvertently, he made a complaint about Yorkshire..
“More importantly, he once again gave folk songs a new lease of life. This young man who just celebrated his 22nd birthday not long ago is about to launch a new world tour this year. He is... Ed Sheeran！”
There was a cheer, even more enthusiastic than Daniel's. You can clearly feel the current pursuit and support of Ed in the UK. Then you can see Ed walking on the stage slightly cautiously and awkwardly, with a shy face. With a smile on his face, he greeted Graham's hug in a panic, and his helpless look even triggered a burst of whistles at the scene..
“Next.”
Graham walked to the front of the stage, "I need a little space and time to introduce this guest. He is the youngest Oscar winner in film history, and his starring role in 'Crazy Love' is still my personal favorite. Love movie... Yes, I know, I just agreed.”
Halfway through the introduction, the venue began to commotion uncontrollably, seeming to be cheering for "Love Crazy". Graham cast a witty glance at the audience, echoed his views, defused the crisis, and then continued on. introductory words.
“Also, he successfully won a Grammy Award, launched the Ice Bucket Challenge, re-interpreted 'Les Misérables', was the sexiest man in the world in 2012, and is the dream lover of countless people - including Myself, he gave performances and music a whole new meaning with his actual actions. Yes, I know, the scene was already so hot before he even appeared on the stage.……”
The excitement at the scene could no longer be suppressed. Graham's speaking rhythm became faster and faster, and he raised his right hand high, like a starting gun, raising the mood of all the audience..
“Let's welcome - Grammy winner, Emmy winner, Oscar winner, British Academy Award winner, Berlin Best Actor winner, and the newest Olivier Award winner, Renly Hall！”
“Ahhhhh！”
“Ahhhhh！”
“Ahhhhh！”
A wave of shouts like a tsunami burst out instantly, and the entire studio began to tremble again. The entire audience stood up in unison, including Daniel and Ed. They applauded, screamed, shouted, roared, and roared. The sound is constantly reverberating and stirring in my ears. The earth-shattering hurricane is ruthlessly tearing all reason into pieces..
I have waited and waited, suppressed and suppressed, and now it is finally the moment of complete release..
The most exaggerated thing is that even the photographers at the scene stood up. Because the camera was mounted on a tripod and ran automatically, they had their hands free and gave up their positions. They whistled and waved their hands one after another. Join this unparalleled carnival.
Behind the crystal curtain, Renly appears.
He wore a light pink shirt with a navy blue suit. His slightly curly short hair was combed upward, completely revealing his handsome face. The slight smile at the corner of his mouth was modest and polite. He nodded politely and said hello all the way. On the stage, those graceful footsteps seemed to gather the attention of the whole world, and an invisible spotlight shrouded his shoulders..
“Ahhhhh！”
The scream was out of control for the second time, mixed with cries and shouts, twisting, hoarse and tearing, bursting out the powerful energy deep in the heart, pouring out continuously, the magnificent and majestic momentum was enough to The meteor shower was so eclipsed that the entire studio turned into a sea of fire.
Graham also had to shake his head repeatedly to express his helplessness and admiration..
Seeing this, Graham raised his hands and made a gesture of worship, which made Renly laugh immediately. The cheerful and bright smile once again destroyed the audience's defense, and the screams began to tremble slightly. , it seems that there is no end in sight, and it can continue like this forever..
Renly took the initiative to greet Graham, politely supported Graham, and cast a teasing look, as if to say: Are you serious?？
Graham laughed dumbly, patted Renly's arm gently, and said loudly, "Of course. You can see the scene for yourself." The complaining eyes clearly said: This is my home court, okay? Why does it seem to be your home court now? Making Renly laugh again.
Turning his head, Graham formally introduced to the audience, "Guys, this is Renly Hall.！”
Amidst the warm applause, Renly walked to the side and shook hands with Eddard and Daniel respectively. When he was about to sit down, he received a gentle tap on his arm. He turned around and then I saw Graham's helpless expression and gestured to the audience, saying: This is your mess, you have to clean it up..
Renly raised his eyebrows slightly and gave Graham a silent look of contempt. This back and forth of complaints and confrontations had already started before the talk show officially started..
But when it came to taking action, Renly still didn't hesitate at all. He raised his hand and pressed down repeatedly, and his voice was transmitted through the microphone. However, in the shouting, it was like a small boat in the stormy sea, and it could not be transmitted at all..
However, this was not the first time that Renly had dealt with such a situation. He turned his head and motioned for Eddard and Daniel to sit down first, and then he also sat down. Finally, he pressed his palms toward the audience to signal everyone to sit down..
It's like a circus.
Under the guidance of the trainer, the audience finally sat down one after another. The applause continued, but the shouts and screams finally subsided, and Graham finally found his voice again. , "God! Oh God！”
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