1191 Opening highlights
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the 85th Academy Awards, where the journey to making Tommy Lee Jones laugh begins now." Seth MacFarlane's first baggage This made the scene burst into laughter.
Previously, at the 70th Golden Globe Awards ceremony in January this year, two talented comedians from "Saturday Night Live" Amy Poehler and Tina Fey -Fey) serve as the host together. Their jokes, humor, control and rhythm have received unprecedented praise, and they are even hailed as the best performance in the past ten years..
After the award ceremony, all the media collectively gave enthusiastic praise. The overwhelming news reports even overshadowed the ceremony and the awards themselves, becoming the biggest highlight..
The only exception is "Entertainment Weekly", a top entertainment magazine that was controversial last year due to "Hypegate". After a year of rest and adjustment, it finally recovered, although they no longer trouble Renly. , but still maintained a gimmicky reporting style and became the only media outlet to speak out against it after the Golden Globe Awards..
However, at the awards ceremony, Tommy Lee Jones, who was nominated for Best Supporting Actor for "Lincoln", had a cold face throughout the entire process and was not moved at all. Several scans of the camera captured Tommy's stinky smell. Face has quickly become a popular focus on social networks, and a large number of emoticons have appeared..
This was the reason for Seth's first burden. The director's camera immediately focused on Tommy. The old actor helplessly laughed, even a little shy, and then the audience began to applaud and boo. When you start teasing, the atmosphere immediately becomes lively..
“I can’t believe I’m standing here, in front of billions of viewers, it’s really crazy.” Seth completed the transition smoothly and said smoothly, “I’m standing here hosting the Oscars, and so many people are watching. I’m really honored to take over.” The audience burst into laughter again, “From Whoopi Goldberg to Ron Jeremy, and finally to Seth MacFarlane, that’s me.”
The Oscar hosting position is a hot potato. It was rumored that Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were also candidates, but they chose to refuse after careful consideration and went to the Golden Globe Awards. Because the Oscar hosting position is a thankless job. location.
Seth's self-deprecation wins over the house.
“Tonight, for the first time in its history, the Oscars have a theme, and we're going to pay homage to film and music, and there will be a lot of surprises below. But first things first, there were so many great movies this year, 'Escape from Tehran,' who watched it ? "Seth followed the usual tradition of cutting into the focus of Best Picture. Sure enough, the first topic was "Escape from Tehran" which lost the Best Director nomination.”——
Almost the entire Hollywood is fighting for Ben Affleck. It seems that every director chose Affleck during the voting period. However, Affleck still lost the election. Everyone had an expression of "I don't understand what's going on." Trying to shirk responsibility.
“‘"Escape from Tehran" interpreted a confidential document, telling the story of an American hostage rescue operation in Iran's post-revolutionary period." Seth spoke very quickly, trying to speed up the process of laying the groundwork, "When we talk about confidentiality It's no joke, so much so that the Academy judges didn't even know who directed the movie.”
This time, the whole audience burst into laughter.
The camera focused on Ben Affleck under the stage. He showed a proud yet humble smile and nodded to the audience..
Seth also added, "They know they made a mistake, Ben, and it's not your fault." But this joke did not resonate because the voters were the guests present, and furthermore, the big-name directors, No one wants to respond directly to this matter.
On the contrary, Jessica who was sitting next to her couldn't help but laugh. She pursed her lips to suppress her smile. Renly noticed the movement and turned his head. Then he saw Jessica's eyes were full of smiles. He shook his head slightly to indicate that it was okay. But Renly mouthed and said, "I don't like it..”
He didn't like "Escape from Tehran," which is a decent film but nowhere near a masterpiece, let alone a classic..
There was a look of surprise in Jessica's eyes, and the excitement and excitement that she felt could be revealed without the need for words..
The exchange of eyes between Renly and Jessica was just a moment of tacit understanding. Seth on the stage also noticed the silence in the audience, so he quickly changed the topic, "For American movies, this is a very brilliant moment. In 2017, the total domestic box office in North America reached 10.8 billion US dollars. In fact, for the first time, Hollywood's financial staff had to work overtime to prove that the work did not make money..”
Because when you make money, you need to raise taxes.
Seth breathed a sigh of relief as the audience chuckled again, and he could still feel it. He was slightly nervous, "For some people here, this may be a big day, because we all know that winning An Oscar trophy, which will guarantee long-term career success.”
A burst of good-natured laughter sounded from the bottom of the stage, interrupting Seth's rhythm. He stopped tactfully and said, "You already know the next burden, right?" This time he won the applause and laughter of the audience. , and then Seth said, "Look at Renly Hall, who made history last year by becoming the youngest Best Actor winner in Oscar history..”
Applause, thunderous applause suddenly sounded.
Renly showed an unexpected expression. He turned around and looked around. He didn't quite understand the source of the applause. The camera lens accurately captured Renly's expression, and then projected it on the big screen. After the applause, came laughter.
“Then Renly wins at the box office, gets his third consecutive Oscar nomination, and finally becomes the sexiest man alive, and God, I want to be Renly Hall." Seth's The exclamation made the whole audience laugh uncontrollably, and some even started whistling..
Turning his head, Renly saw the source of the sound: Hugh Jackman.
Jackman even winked at Renly, which made Renly burst into laughter..
“Tonight, foreign films are also very eye-catching, and 'Love' has been nominated for the best picture." Seth's introduction made the applause start again, and the camera immediately focused on Emmanuelle Riva, and the applause suddenly became even more enthusiastic, " However, I gave it a name, 'This is Ninety Years Old.'" After a half-second pause, there was a low laugh..
Seth moved briskly to the next topic again, "There are also some Hollywood aristocrats coming to the scene tonight. Roman-Coppola won Best Original for 'Moonrise Kingdom' Nomination for screenplay." Cheers and applause sounded at the same time..
“This is the sixth Oscar nominee for the Coppola family. It must be very happy to grow up in such a family, right? Seth smiled and said, "'Mom, I got an A in Spanish!' ','Yeah? Really? Everyone related to you has an Oscar.’”
This time, the whole audience burst into laughter.
“In addition, we have a real British aristocrat coming to the scene." As soon as Seth's words came out, the laughter stopped abruptly, and all eyes were directed in the same direction, and Seth rubbed Rubbing hands, "Lord Renly Hall, phew, that's what it feels like to have your heart suddenly speed up. So, how does it feel to be a member of the royal family and an Oscar winner?"？”
In the midst of everyone's attention, Renly showed a slight smile..
To be honest, he didn't expect that Seth would make fun of him openly and openly in such a calm way at the award ceremony. After all, it's not easy to control the proportion, but the Oscars is a carnival party, so relax and enjoy it. Entertainment, this is the truth.
So, faced with such a problem, Renly did not panic or feel annoyed, and responded simply and clearly.：
“GOOD）.”
Although Renly didn't have a microphone in his hand at this time, the sound still spread clearly in the nearby circle, and the mouth shape was very precise and clear. After Seth, who was standing on the stage, captured the information, he couldn't help but be stunned. Then he burst into laughter.
“good? Seth raised his voice and confirmed it doubtfully, then nodded repeatedly, "Okay!" Of course, this is natural, and I shouldn’t be surprised. After all, I don’t have any of them, so it must be very, very wonderful.” The look of pretending to be lonely successfully created the biggest laugh point.——
It alludes to every top Hollywood boss who pursues fame and fortune, aristocracy and golden statuettes. This is what everyone is pursuing tirelessly, but Renly now has it all..
The back-and-forth dialogue was not too fancy, but it successfully created the first happy moment in the audience where everyone clapped their hands and laughed..
“In addition, Daniel Day-Lewis, another British man who is currently determined not to be an aristocrat, also came to the scene." Seth's adaptability once again won the applause and encouragement of the audience, "Daniel, your filming process was really wonderful. It's interesting. I read the magazine and it said that you completely enter Lincoln's world, 24 hours a day, and there is never any drama. So if you saw the mobile phone, would you go, 'Oh my God, that what is’.”
This time the baggage was totally uproarious.
Seth himself couldn't help but laugh, a little ridiculous, a little mischievous, "I'm still thinking, if you met Don Chandler in the parking lot, would you want to rescue him?" The whole audience couldn't stop laughing. After coming down, even Daniel himself covered his cheeks and laughed heartily, "I mean, how deep are you in the drama?"？”
Then, Seth brought up "Django Unchained", "The story tells the story of a man who fights to win back his woman. He is possessed by a god of unimaginable violence, but... Chris Brown ( Chris-Brown and Rihanna call it a date movie.”
Amid laughter, boos arose.
“oh? oh! No! We were worried before whether he would be the same as in the movie." The laughter couldn't stop. Seth nodded repeatedly, "Let me tell you in advance that this is the worst joke ever. Will you feel better? a little？”
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