Surviving as a Barbarian in the Game - Episode 112
112Angry baby barbarian (5)
Grumbling-!
How long has it been since you pretended to fall asleep with the sound of your baby barbarian snoring in the background?.
square, square-
A rustling sound is heard from the direction of the campfire. It looks like they're having some kind of conversation among themselves.…….
The content of the conversation was roughly predictable..
[What should I do??]
[What should I do? I should kill him now..]
[From whom?]
I guess they're trying to figure out who they're going to kill first..
If you are a good chew, you can't miss this good opportunity.
Isn’t it a double event?.
180You can get two Barbarian hearts worth 10,000 stones..
[Women come last. Let's deal with the barbarians first..]
I could guess what conclusion he might have reached..
They'll probably try to kill me or Charon first..
Therefore, focus more on hearing..
plod.
The sound of small footsteps slowly getting closer.
Two people move in this direction, and the other moves in the direction where Charon is..
‘I'm thinking of handling it all at once..’
It wasn't a bad choice.
The personnel will have to be divided, but it will be a way to reduce variables so that the side that attacks by surprise is at the same time..
Yes, the result will be the same.
plod.
The moment two people stop right next to each other.
I stood up straight away..
“I’m hungry… huh? What are you doing there??”
“Hmm!”
The spearman was so surprised that he took a vain breath and the leader holding the ohama. As I glance to the side, I see a bow jab aimed at the sleeping baby barbarian..
I pretended not to see and asked calmly..
“Oh, did you wake up hungry too??”
As soon as I swept over to the boat, did he decide that I didn't see the arrow? They exchange glances for a moment and then laugh awkwardly..
“Yeah, that's right. Because I'm hungry. Would you like to go over there and have a meal together??”
“Is it meat??”
“…Of course. There's beef jerky in my backpack.”
“Beef jerky!”
“Be quiet. Isn’t everyone sleeping?.”
“I get it…….”
I nodded my head saying it was right and was about to take the lead..
Powok-!
A shock bloomed in the back of my head..
It looks like the leader hit my head with a hammer.…….
“huh?”
There was no way my head, which was intact even when hit by an orc warrior with an axe, exploded like that..
“What?”
When I calmly look back, I see the blank, stiff expressions of the two guys..
It's not something you can't understand.
I hit his head with a hammer, but he didn't even stumble let alone groan..
“Uh, uh…….”
The leader didn't even think about hitting repeatedly and just froze..
Well, your mind is probably a mess by now..
First of all, given the circumstances, it would be reasonable to say that I was hiding my identity.…….
It's probably too frustrating a truth to believe like that..
I said with a grin..
“Oh, I guess my hand slipped.?”
“Ugh, uhh?”
“No matter how hungry I am, what if I make this mistake?.”
It was a line that didn't even make sense, even when I thought about it, but surprisingly, the leader smiled awkwardly and nodded..
“iced coffee! I'm sorry.”
It's too bad to be sorry.
Does the real barbarian look like an asshole??
“I stop making mistakes—”
Powok-!
“sun… I threw it away…….”
dump.
Since I didn't have a mace, I used a straight punch in the face..
The results were not significantly different.
The leader falls to the floor with his facial bones caved in..
“uh……?”
The spearman next to me is still looking at me with an expression that doesn't understand the situation..
“Oh, I was hungry too so my hand slipped..”
I said I was truly sorry, but it seemed like they had no intention of accepting my apology..
“Lois! What are you doing? Hurry up and don’t shoot.!!”
A spearman who gives instructions in place of a fainted leader..
whistling-!
Soon, the bow shot an arrow aimed at the demonstration..
But was there a communication error?.
He must have been telling them to shoot me, but the arrow was aimed at Charon, the baby barbarian..
Puuk-!
Fortunately, Charon, who woke up after hearing the spearman's shout, twisted his body and avoided being hit in a vital spot..
“Ugh, Lois! What are you doing?!”
Charon, who had an arrow stuck in his shoulder, quickly got up and grabbed the bow..
“Big, wow!”
“Speak, speak! Aren't you asking why you shot me?!”
“Ugh, so… This... Grumpy!”
“Are you not going to tell me!!”
I guess I don't have to worry about that anymore.
As I moved my gaze towards the spearman, I saw him slowly taking a step back towards the darkness..
Even though he had come to a point, his willingness to abandon his colleagues and go find a way to live was worthy of praise.…….
No, will that work?.
“…He was a real looter..”
The situation ended with Misha, who had been watching from beginning to end, hitting the guy on the back of the neck with the back of his knife..
***
“how did this happen?!”
Charon asked, unable to hide his confusion..
However, there is no way Hwaljaebi, who fainted from strangulation, will answer..
“These guys are looters..”
I kindly explained everything, starting with the fact that the Barbarian's heart was sold at a high price, and the fact that these guys were suspicious, so they hid their identity and got involved..
but…….
“what? It can't be! These are my colleagues……!”
Our innocent baby barbarian couldn't believe it right away. No, more accurately, he didn't want to believe it..
“Charon, son of Tarson, grow up..”
“…Are you trying to insult me! I am already a warrior!”
“Then why are you trying to ignore reality??”
Charon kept his mouth shut at my question..
I guess you know that too..
That everything I say is true.
“…….”
The barbarians I saw were not a particularly low-intelligence race. I didn't learn anything other than combat skills, and since I was only in the holy land, I was just too pure..
“That mean bow guy shot an arrow at you. If I hadn't dodged it in time, it would have gotten stuck in my neck instead of my shoulder..”
I said that and pulled out the arrow stuck in my shoulder..
Although the pain must have been considerable, Charon did not even utter a sound of pain..
So I just kept talking..
“These guys are looters. They are the scum of the labyrinth who tried to kill you and steal your heart..”
“……I want to hear what they have to say.”
Is there any hope left that there was some misunderstanding?.
Charon asked to talk to the trio, and I had no reason to refuse. I just woke up one of the guys I gathered in one place after taking the weapon..
“Hee, hee hee!”
What was chosen was the bow jab..
Since he just fainted from being strangled, I figured he would have done less damage than the others..
“Please save me!”
As soon as he saw me, I saw the archer kneel down, and I took a step back..
Because I wasn't the one who wanted to talk.
“Lois, are you really a predator??”
“Ka, Karon... … ? There is a misunderstanding. I'll explain everything, but first, the interest.—”
“Just answer what is asked. What did I misunderstand??”
“that…….”
Hwaljabi couldn't answer Charon's words..
It was natural.
Because it wasn't a misunderstanding.
To save time, I threw the notebook I found while taking away their weapons to Charon..
“What is this?”
“Read it for yourself.”
“I am… I can't read letters.”
ah. I see.
“Then why not ask that guy to read it for you??”
“that… Right.”
Soon, Charon handed the notebook he had given me to Hwaljaegi. A notebook containing the quiet conversations they had while we were pretending to sleep..
“…….”
As soon as he saw this, Hwaljaebi, who was sweating profusely, lowered his head..
It seemed like I had reached the stage of resignation..
Well, whoever wants it.
“I'll kill you if you don't read it.”
“…….”
“And it's very painful.”
“I will read this…….”
Soon Hwaljaepi began to read the text slowly with trembling lips..
“Briol, why did you accept that guy? No way I'm going to kill that guy too?”
“It's like begging to be killed, but there's no need to let him live.?”
“I'm suspicious of that guy. It's the same with calling out night friends on the second floor, and even if you're a barbarian, there's no way you'd be that stupid.?”
“As for winning the award, I am all for it. You killed those barbarian bastards like that and still don’t know? They just walk around…….”
Hwaljaepi, who was struggling to speak, closed his mouth at one point..
So I broke one of his fingers..
“I guess I sounded like a joke.”
“Ahhhh!”
“continue.”
“No, they are just walking monsters! Well, their intelligence is at the same level, and the one who catches and kills them first is the one who owns it, especially so..”
After finishing one sentence, Hwaljap noticed Charon’s notice..
Charon was trembling..
“that… Who said that??”
“……Victor.”
“Yeah, that guy... Okay, keep going..”
Charon, who confirmed that it was the spearman's line, continued the story..
“Besides, even if you're not a barbarian, isn't the reward enough? I guess I'm as stupid as a barbarian, but uh, my face... … . Well, I'm pretty even-tempered.…….”
“continue.”
“The face is recognized. But I'm a bitch who hung around with a barbarian, so I don't know what the other side is like.—”
“stop!”
Misha broke in and stole the notebook..
Then he read it quickly with his eyes and asked Hwaljaegi..
“Here, this, this, and this. As if someone said it?”
A voice as cold as ice.
I think this is my first time seeing something like this..
As Bowjap trembled and pointed at the leader, Misha looked at me and said sharply:.
“Bjorn, I'm going to kill this guy..”
“do whatever you want.”
Anyway, there was no need to make Misha more angry, so I had him skip the dirty talk..
From then on, the discussion continued about who to kill first and how..
and…….
“Ka, I'll take care of Charon. It was annoying that they ignored me just because I was an archer. I didn't even know that I was going to get dumped after the hunt was over.…….”
The written conversation ended with Hwaljaepi’s last line..
After a moment of silence, Charon broke the silence and opened his mouth..
“I am… I have no idea.”
His first words were doubtful.
“…what did i do wrong?”
He first found his fault.
It couldn't have happened.
It was just a world that was too barbaric to live in innocence..
“Bjorn, son of Thor…….”
“This is Bjorn, son of Yandel..”
“Right. You are that famous… … . Great. tell me Bjorn, son of Yandel, are these guys common in this labyrinth??”
“Yes.”
A section of the labyrinth that was not revealed in the Holy Land.
A young warrior facing this for the first time asks me.
“then… what should i do?”
As if he sincerely wants the answer.
If I tell you the way, I will definitely follow it.
Therefore I answered.
“Be suspicious of everyone, whether they are humans or other races. Hide your ax in innocence, just as I deceived them. Always think and act even if it is annoying and a little difficult..”
“…can i do it?”
“It's not a question of whether you can do it, it's a question of whether you should do it.”
I said firmly.
If you cannot distinguish between these two, you will have no choice but to live in innocence forever..
“Keep this in mind. If you find one and kill him, the life of a young warrior will be saved..”
The young warrior pressed his lips to my words..
“Right. So you…….”
He seemed to understand my actions now..
“So, what are you going to do now? I will follow your choice.”
I finally asked.
Wow.
Charon, son of the young warrior Tarson.
He just held the ax tightly..
and…….
Suddenly-!
I finally became a warrior.
***
The archer's neck flew away, drawing a rough cross section..
The leader who was fighting hard had his head cut off after Misha woke him up by stomping on him, and I broke the other one's neck..
Well, there was an incident where I woke up and begged for something.…….
[Please, please save me! I will live a good life from now on…….]
[Does this mean you will be a good predator??]
[Tea, a good predator? Ah, yes! I'm sure... Ugh!]
nothing changed.
'Cause there's only one way to be a good predator.
“Now, it's a potion..”
“thanks.”
After roughly organizing, I handed over the potion and Charon poured the potion on the wound on my shoulder..
but…….
“Why doesn't it swell more??”
“If that happens, won’t it heal completely? Scars are evidence of immaturity. I want to remember so I don't forget.”
“If that's the case.”
Knowing the barbarian habit of treating scars like medals, I didn't say anything..
“thanks. Bjorn, son of Yandel. Now I know what I have to do next..”
His eyes were already completely different from before..
And seeing this, I was convinced.
“It may be as difficult as you, but I can see the results... … No, I will find it and smash its head to pieces. Also, if I see a young warrior, I will tell him what I experienced today and give him some advice..”
If he was like that now, he would be able to clearly inform quite a few marauders..
“Just like you did today. For the sake of my people.”
From now on.
If you touch a baby barbarian, you'll be screwed..
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