Immortality: My cultivation Has No Bottleneck长生：我修炼没有瓶颈

I am currently in 554 chapter, basically 205 if the translator didn't break the chapter.

I am fine with the shortcomings of the novels however, what the fck is Zhou family?
Who the fck is Zhou clan?
Why the fck is Zhou clan?

In every fcng chapter, he have to wipe their asses. Without Zhou clan, the story won't increase.

Is he ancestor of the Zhou clan? No!
Is he master of the Zhou clan? No!
Is he son in law of the Zhou clan? No!

I had already dropped this novel because he always protect the Zhou clan without any reason. But because I couldn't find novel better I came back to reread. Still, reading it my anger rises too fast...

He is fckng alone... Why should he care about Zhou clan that doesn't have any fckng relationship with him. He even being cautious saved them from an enemy stronger than him.

He has already ended their cause and effect and even more than. The Zhou clan owe him not he owed the Zhou clan. Just fckng destroy the Zhou clan!!!!

The novel is good except he is personal bodyguard of Zhou clan, slave of Zhou clan, daughter in law of Zhou clan.

(Edit- 579 chap that is 213, mf accepted a old man from truth seek lineage as a master! What the fck in the name of cultivation god!!)

Trash novel, I vomit you!!!!

Basically a rinse and repeat novel. Mc is cautious asf and hides. Opportunities just come to him. Author brushes this by giving mc a fortune sense. Mc will always go to better cultivation places when he's done with one like he's in a tower lol. No uniqueness or special plot so it's not even interesting....

Even for this subgenre (cautious MC, chill cultivation) this one isn't very gripping. I do like this niche tho so it's fine with me. If you like this niche I wouldn't necessarily say that you'll probably like this, but I will confidently say you can try. It kinda picks up at around chapter 300, but "pick up" is a very generous description.

Not worth the time. See review of @MoonshineOmega below

F#CK WEBNOVEL! F#CK THESE BITCH FUCKS! I SAW THE NEW NOVELS IN WEBNOVEL AND DISCOVERED THAT ALL OF THEM ARE EDITED MTL. OTHER THAN COI, ALL ARE THE SAME SHIT SOUP. PLS COUNTINUE PIRATING AND NEVER HELP THEM

Spliting into 5 chapters is outrageous! And the Chinese call us capitalists

It starts off a bit average, translation is not the best, but readable, there are too much explanation to cover the plot holes, not everyone is one dimensional stupid NPC, but development itself is too slow, by 150-200-chapters, there is pretty much no change, MC stuck to Foundation Establishment, the only thing that changed is his identity and living place, story is going very slow, I can't possibly endure this.

anyone have the MTL website?

Got to Chapter 52. It's...OK I guess? MC is a bit weird with how he acts and the translation definetly has noticeable issues too. Spoilers below.

In regards to the MC, at the start he comes across as a bit of an idiot. His "cheat" appears initially to be simply a status screen. It tells him his talent is a Top Grade one:


For some reason he doesn't believe that this is a good talent, despite supposedly being a web novel author before transmigrating [this part is never mentioned again or relevant. He doesn't ever mention modern knowledge or appear Knowledgeable about novel tropes or anything. He acts basically like a normal cultivator in this world.] . It takes him a few chapters before he starts practising a Longevity technique and realises that it's faster than practicing his family technique, and even longer before he realises that he should be practicing multiple at once.

Even then, it isn't until he literally exceeds the maximum level of the first Longevity technique that he realises what it means to have no bottlenecks. But imo, even without it allowing him to constantly break through higher levels in any technique, just having no bottlenecks itself is already a clearly good talent.

In terms of how he acts...its extremely low-key and cautious, at least initially. He drops out of the running for controlling the family and becomes a tavern owner. He acts extremely cautious with everyone, even those close to him. His cheat also allows him to hide his realm, so he basically keeps his visible realm as entirely stagnant.

When it comes to people who try and attack/kill him, he is incredibly decisive and surprisingly ruthless/cruel. He tortures multiple people in a row for information about why they attacked him without any hesitation at all. It felt kinda strange for this MC to be that ruthless without any indication beforehand and have no reaction to his deeds afterwards either.

After he fakes his death of old age, he talks about finally being free, so you'd assume that he would go somewhere new right? Nope. There's a 10 year time skip where we learn the MC just hid in small towns nearby and cultivated another minor stage, then returned back to the original city and continued to live there. He didn't look for any new techniques (despite knowing that they stack and that he can cultivate newer ones faster until they reach the same realm as his highest ones). This is where he starts becoming weirdly less cautious, despite knowing the temple is full of hidden masters who all have a very high realm.
He doesn't flee at the sign of major trouble.
He kills an enemy of an evil cult because he is in a bad mood.
When he feels that he is about to break through and that it will be a significant one, he chooses to simply hide in a forest nearby the temple, rather than somewhere properly remote. Then after breaking through he immediately tests his strength, which causes a massive commotion.

It just feels weird for an MC who was SO cautious and low-key before, to the point of pretending that being a simp caused his "death" to suddenly turn around and be like this.

Finally, when it comes to the translation, there are clearly a lot of issues. As seen above, even the name of his talent is different - so far it has never been called "Dull Cultivator" at all, always "Innocent Foolishness". So no clue why it is referred to differently in the synopsis.
The wording when referring to people and organisations sometimes keep changing.
There is the usual issues with using he/she wrongly etc. And at one point it uses the name of the temple to refer to MC:

Like even a cursory glance would show that there is something wrong there. I would have to agree with others here that it is probably just lightly edited MTL.

Overall, idk if I'd reccomend this tbh. It's not terrible, but it's not really interesting enough to warrant dealing with the above. For me at least.