Chunibyo in Cultivation World

When he opened his eyes, it was daylight; when he closed them, night fell. If he wasn’t the protagonist, then who could be?

When he was born, his father called him “Dad” for two years before Li Tianwei reluctantly responded with a single “Dad.”

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Invincible. Delusional. Cultivation driven purely by willpower.

I, Li Tianwei, was born to be the protagonist.

At three years old, I discovered gravity—too bad Newton beat me to it.

In kindergarten, I commanded twelve generals and plotted to unify the Central Plains—but that damned Ying Zheng took my era first. Truly, kings are destined never to meet.

Only after transmigrating to the cultivation world did I realize—

I really am the protagonist, fated to suppress this age and defy eternity itself.

Unfortunately… the tr*sh system that came with me insists I have a false spiritual root.

Hah! As if I’d believe that nonsense.

How could a mere system comprehend my peerless talent?

A protagonist with a false root? Ridiculous.

Have you ever seen a “false root” form a foundation in a hundred days?

“You ask why a Heavenly Spiritual Root has five clashing colors?

Have you never heard of the Five-Colored Heavenly Root?

Look at me now—didn’t I just ascend to immortality?”

And upon reaching the Immortal Realm—

When others dared question him, Li Tianwei simply waved his hand—

The heavens collapsed, the earth inverted, and time itself reversed.