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Rock Falls, Everyone Dies by zechamp

Rock Falls, Everyone Dies
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By a stroke of fate, a stone gains sentience and sets out on a grand quest to touch grass.
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By a stroke of fate, a stone gains sentience and sets out on a grand quest to touch grass.

However, the system forgot to change its stats from their [Metric] values to the appropriate [Str, Int, Dex] values.

Things escalate. Fast.

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Features:
- Cultivation
- Jade Beauties
- Numbers go up (Ridiculously up. All of them)
- Most balanced protagonist of all time (is round, so is balanced)

Thank you Sininenblue for making this cool cover for me! You a legend.

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    Sonic
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    • 5.0
    5.0
    An absolute masterpiece
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    seafloor
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    its a short and completed story, but i highly reccomend it if you want to have a good laugh or see cliches broken
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    NomeTheGnome
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    A true cultivator novel!
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    Xoudrion
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    I... cannot begin to explain how beautiful this novel proved to be. The rock and its infinite glory, its rise from a rock to something greater.
    Truly, it is one of the best reads this month. Amen.
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    Víteliú
    + 4 ⋅ 19 -
    This is gold (I like it).

    Rank A
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      Drsanders
      + 10 ⋅ 1 -
      Give it a numerical value or the scores mean shit, this is established buster.
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        Víteliú
        + 2 ⋅ 31 -
        You must be an idiot for not knowing a simple rack from E to S
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          Drsanders
          + 13 ⋅ 2 -
          I know it, but everyone has their own tastes, and really a number is only secondary to even just saying what's good about something. Some people also would say something is an A Or S but is that the top of their list or is there SS SSS and is E or F their bottom? Its complicated to use as a rating system when nobody on here has it standardized. In conclusion its clearest to say out of 5 or 10 what you would give it.
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            Víteliú
            + 1 ⋅ 31 -
            well, the SSS or SS doesn't change much because everything is in the S rank, the differential of these classifications is the +/-
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