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Rock Falls, Everyone Dies by zechamp

By a stroke of fate, a stone gains sentience and sets out on a grand quest to touch grass.
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By a stroke of fate, a stone gains sentience and sets out on a grand quest to touch grass.

However, the system forgot to change its stats from their [Metric] values to the appropriate [Str, Int, Dex] values.

Things escalate. Fast.

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Features:
- Cultivation
- Jade Beauties
- Numbers go up (Ridiculously up. All of them)
- Most balanced protagonist of all time (is round, so is balanced)

Thank you Sininenblue for making this cool cover for me! You a legend.

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    I honestly didnt expect this to be as good as it is. Good story 10/10 Read it!
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    At first i thought this was a joke novel but its truly amazing. you gotta try it. and do play music in that chapter. 5 stars no question obviously.
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    I dont really know how to describe this novel. I would recomend it to anyone lokkint for a short, but really good story
    10/10
    🗿

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    I dont really know how to describe this novel. I would recomend it to anyone looking for a short, but really good story
    10/10
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    Amazing story about a peaceful stone.

    You must read this
    🗿🗿🗿🗿
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    A hidden gem ....... no a hidden stone 🗿 indeed.

    Read it all in one sitting and gotta say it's a very good ride.

    And my review of it is: -
    🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿.

    It's really good and definitely recommend
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    A lovely story, didn't know a 20 chapter story can be so good. Recommended to everyone with a couple hours spare depending on your reading speed kef
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    This is a GOAT novel, and not in the Invisible Dragon sense. It isn't a it's so bad that it's good novel, but an it's so good that it's amazing novel. It has changed my perspective on what my end goals truly are, and what are past them. It has made me realise how a rock is so relatable. It made me realise the true meaning of whatever that one 'It isn't about destination, but if the journey' proverb. It helped me realise the futility of......something? Idk. I have learned to accept what happens, and what is to come.

    The novel fixes a lot of problems that a lot of webnovels have. Way too long and stretched out story? Less that 45k words.
    Unlikeable Protagonist with no character growth? It's not only a Rock, but it's a Rock that realises the beauty of life.
    Overly complex system? Physics.....wait a second

    The story never loses sight of its main goal. Although some detours were made–cough chapter 8 cough–, The original Quest is always the core driving force.
    The Writing Quality is honestly top-notch.
    World background is kinda meh tbh....but the end of the novel completely changed it. After all, why care about the World Background, when MAJOR SPOILER
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    Character Development is also phenomenal. The MC goes from simply a number go big, quest focused rock of apathy, to a being of emotion. One that feels when they hear music, and weep when they lose something dear. One that questions it's own existence, and about whether it was
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    As a wise man once said,
    Quote: Wise Man
    Once you're at the peak, the only way from there is down.


    This novel......no, masterpiece is a solid, Pebble-like 10/10. Chef's kiss.

    A true moment in History, and it's a moment that absolutely Rocks🗿


    Edit: Fck i tagged it as Offtopic lmao.
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    I can officially say I will become a pebble in my 2nd life after I die
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    For new readers I can only say that 🗿🗿🗿.
    (check in desktop mode)

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      Suggest watching this after finishing the story hokage

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hexiseRa2bg
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      Well said fellow reader and that rock is absolutely rock-ing 🗿
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    This is a short but amazing novel. The little time (prob 2-5hrs?) you would spend on this one will definitely not go to waste.
    (Not for me at least)

    A very solid 10/10⛰️
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      I Do suggest listening to Rock and roll while reading it. kef
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