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The System Arrived Four Years Early, but the Anomaly Is Still a Juvenile系统提前四年，可诡异还是幼崽

The System Arrived Four Years Early, but the Anomaly Is Still a Juvenile
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【Kill a Tier-4 Anomaly (Trait: Silent) to exchange for 3,000 system points or allow the system to... Read more
【Kill a Tier-4 Anomaly (Trait: Silent) to exchange for 3,000 system points or allow the system to devour it and extract its trait!】

Shen Ge listened to the voice echoing in his mind as he stared at the stray cat he had accidentally killed, his expression turning subtly complicated.

Returning to his apartment complex, he greeted the friendly security guard—only for another system notification to blare in his head:

【Warning! Detected: Tier-5 Anomaly (Trait: Three Heads, Six Arms). Host’s current strength is insufficient. Flee immediately!】

For a moment, Shen Ge hesitated, unsure whether to accept the orange the guard was offering him.

The next day, at the supermarket, Shen Ge loaded a cart with instant noodles and snacks.

【Host has bravely infiltrated a Tier-6 Anomaly’s territory and scavenged ample supplies. Reward: 1,000 system points!】

His hand froze mid-air, hovering over the payment QR code… Collapse
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    Nohidden
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    mc is a funny little shit positive
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    ElderYharon
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    Gonna read hopefully good I trust DrunkWanderer with my life so if he says it isn’t good then I’m going in with a slightly lower mood but I’m gonna read base novel then go into MTL wish me luck 🫡
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      ElderYharon
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      Finished the official Translation gonna go into the MTL so far it was super good and hilarious MC is a menace and apparently so was his father 😭

      [Update 1] Chapter 75 now lots of nationalism not gonna lie the translation is so good I’m on my knees 💦 but anyways like I said Nationalism doesn’t spell good omens with something like that but I can deal with it I’m not Japanese anyways so no skin off my back though they do call everything as they are except Japan as they call it [Sakura Nation] bit weird but some novels do it aswell atleast it isn’t that one novel I read who called a black basketball player “[N-Word] Color” still the story is going strong 💪 the being locked out of the mall issue is quickly fixed and he even goes into a “Tier-7 Area” though in reality it’s only so 4 years later still it’s good no major character names changing so far like how it was in Dead Wizards Diary where everything was good but a character could go from Dave to Patrick lol gonna continue reading though
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        TheInkDrunkWanderer
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        Yeah...you can wait and see..I was so into it..that it was worst when I fell from there... troll4
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    urghuianhorugihaiu
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    Unfortunately, this is system slave novel. Mc literally can't enter store because of system. In fifth chapter, he could have probably killed another anomaly early, but system blocked him. Now he has to wait till enemy gets stronger to kill it ;D
    Idk, mc seemed to have gotten amazing cheat and it was immediately nerfed.
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      ElderYharon
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      That literally only happens once and he isn’t a system slave it can’t even sing a Jay Chou song he gets daily missions he can optionally do but it changes to weekly by chapter 75 and he honestly doesn’t need to do anything as it’s optional he didn’t even need to fight anomalies like I said before but joined because he has one too many bombs from his Gacha and really wants to use it on stuff plus the not being allowed thing was for a later plot the author was building up to so 🤷‍♂️ also what do you mean has to wait till enemy gets stronger to kill it? What? is he raising Gu? He gets skilled proportionate to what he’s killing and even that is only for traits which he gets when he kills “super strong enemies” that’s it not more stats do anything because he’s still selling the corpse of an actual tier one or tier two sheesh talk about not reading more than 5 chapters
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    TheInkDrunkWanderer
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    OK...In the beginning, this Daoist was pleased. The scrolls unfolded gently — the System, though dim-witted, arrived early like a cautious immortal sage. The protagonist? A fox in human skin, always laughing, always scheming ...not to harm, but to veil the truth of his heart. A promising start, indeed.

    But as the chapters turned, so too did the heavens. By Chapter 100, the Dao derailed. Martial arts struck from nowhere like a rogue inner demon. The Beautiful Country was blamed for fish sales. Sakura suffered verbal tribulations. What once was a curious scroll became a treatise of awkward nationalism. troll32 troll45

    And the side characters? Scattered like tribulation ash in the wind. The MC alone stood tall, but even he could not carry the weight of the system’s silliness forever. troll16

    Poison Rank: Earthly Tier — initially drinkable, but develops bitter aftertaste.
    Medicine Rank: Emotional-light Qi for early enjoyment; do not overindulge.

    Verdict: Read the first 60–80 chapters for joy. After that… your spiritual core may begin to crack

    — InkDrunk Wanderer, 243rd Ranked Tribulation Evader, Dao of Digestive Reviews, Currently on a Low-Artifact Diet (per Admin Mandate)

    Ps. Beware, fellow Daoists... the path of MTL is like peering into an eldritch scripture: words twist, meanings melt, and sanity frays. Not even a peak-stage translator cultivator can escape unscathed.
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      меруэм
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      You killed me, my lung exploded.. George Martin announced recently that he will not finish the song of ice and fire, I hope you will submit reviews and finish this shit
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      GolDChaos
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      О брат Даос, спасибо тебе за то что пробуешь яд ради нас, простых культиваторов которые даже не заложили фундамент, желаю тебе найти бессмертного доктора, который очистит тебя от сие яда
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        TheInkDrunkWanderer
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        At first, reading your words, I was stunned.....was it a divine message in ancient tongue? I rushed to the Sect Library, browsed scrolls of strange glyphs... and lo! It was praise!

        Thank you, fellow cultivator, for your kind words. May your path be free of poison and your bookmarks ever blessed.
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          ࿕reader࿕
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          I have been enlightened. 24
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      Thalanill
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      Great review! Today I Learned (thanks to you mentioning it): US is called The Beautiful Country sometimes (satirically, or not) since the literal translation of Meiguo(美国) is as such.
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    javabamham
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    This is unironically one of the funniest things ive read in a while
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    ✺✵SpatialTimeChaos✵✺
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    Huh, System coming early? Well that's the opposite of the system coming too late novels.
    Tbh a system is always never too early because we all should always get one asap to be more OP lol wiseacre swindler
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    Deathseeker
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    Ngl it seems good from synopsis yo_23 yo_40 pepeg_22
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    Bocchi The OrangeCat
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    wow it has "Anomaly" into it but it got "Comedy" in the tag surely this is not one of those novel who got dogshit joke
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    DepressedUniStudent
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    Sounds fun, will try
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      DepressedUniStudent
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      Was right, is fun. Semi-unique worldbuilding as well.
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    Vsk
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    Very average
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