Help! I’ve Been Controlled By An Evil God Player!救命呀！我被邪神玩家控制了！

I, Vivian Violet—since that day, it seems I’ve been targeted by an Evil God!

It keeps muttering things like “leaderboards,” “PVP,” “pay-to-win,” “loot boxes,” and other words I don’t understand, then takes control of my body and makes me do all sorts of unbelievable things.

It granted me the power of an Evil God, allowing me to obtain a profession that ordinary people could only dream of.

【Peace Princess】

It’s a special class that can manually craft something called C4. Supposedly, this C4 can put the Lost into a baby-like sleep.

But wait… why does C4 have to be thrown? Shouldn’t it be something like a music box that plays a lullaby?

So how exactly does this C4 make the Lost fall into a baby-like sleep?

In short, this Evil God is always controlling my body to do all kinds of lawless things—including but not limited to blowing up churches, soloing cultist strongholds, stealing candy from little girls, and, in the end, tossing out a world-ending “nuclear peace” during a war between two nations.

“That free, silent nuke has nothing to do with me! It was all the Evil God’s doing!”

Facing the gods’ crusade, the pitiful Evil God Vivian said this.

……

My name is Jiang Chen, a well-known game reviewer. I just finished testing a game called Eternal Era.

But right now, I’m panicking—because just moments ago, a spatial rift appeared in my house, and a blonde, twin-tailed little girl stepped out from it…

And then…

“Long time no see, Lord God!” Collapse