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Rock Falls, Everyone Dies by zechamp

By a stroke of fate, a stone gains sentience and sets out on a grand quest to touch grass.
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By a stroke of fate, a stone gains sentience and sets out on a grand quest to touch grass.

However, the system forgot to change its stats from their [Metric] values to the appropriate [Str, Int, Dex] values.

Things escalate. Fast.

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Features:
- Cultivation
- Jade Beauties
- Numbers go up (Ridiculously up. All of them)
- Most balanced protagonist of all time (is round, so is balanced)

Thank you Sininenblue for making this cool cover for me! You a legend.

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    • 5.0
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    A masterpiece with a quality you don’t see everyday 🗿
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    8.5/10
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    🗿🗿🗿🗿

    Is this what the stone felt like?

    I believe i shall never know true beauty again.

    This book has made all other jade beauties look not but a bunch of heaps of crud 😢
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    I just had a brainwave(I think..)
    I was wondering about how to actually write a good ending, then I pondered upon whar makes the entirety of a novel/story for lack of another world in my mind rn, brilliant, bringing me onto my next thought,
    The hardest parts of both writing and reading any story/ novel are the beginnings and the endings....

    The beginnings, if not interesting enough or conveying a hint based off of which the reader wouldn't mind starting it would cause them to move onto something else, and the author, who faces the challenge of creating something which appeals to the readers(and I hope to the authors themselves as well).

    The endings, if not to the liking of its readers would ruin the taste(reading experience) of an otherwise gobsmackingly delicious meal(book) in their minds casting an unfavourable and honestly unfair perception of the book just because of an ill-suited ending. As for the authors, they have to weave into existence a tapestry which will forever be etched into their minds and their readers, something which will let their readers feel a sense of satisfaction, a sense of gratitude or at the very least let them remember the book as something which isn't bad...

    swim
    crimson
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    Hearing soo much praise, I have to read this 🙌
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      Finished the book. All I can say is this was definitely worth my time and I loved every second of it. Do listen to the music link below! It makes it amazingly better hands down 👌 🙌
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    I don’t see a comment of mine in her so I came back to write one

    Rock beats scissors
    Rock beats paper
    Rock beats gun
    Rock beats magic
    Rock beats rock
    Therefore Rock is Rock
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    This is truly one of the greats. loved it.
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    🗿Peak!🗿!
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    How peak? I don’t know but I did enjoy the binge read 🗿

    Tags to be worried аbout: none 🗿
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      I enjoyed the binge read as well boast

      Also gniess wish

      crimson crimson crimson
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    Utterly amazing and funny and beautiful. Yolks53 Yolks47 Definitely Recommend!
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    Rock Solid.
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