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Reincarnated as an AXE! by Geeze

Reincarnated as an AXE!
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Trees shall Fall and an Axe will Rise!
After being shot dead in my face,
I’ve been... Read more
Trees shall Fall and an Axe will Rise!

After being shot dead in my face,

I’ve been reborn in a new place!

Where magic reigns and monsters roar!

I’ve never seen the like before!

 It’s time to kiss the Earth goodbye,

Now that I'm in an Isekai!

That’s what’s up, for real, true facts.

Need more proof? I’m now an axe!

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 An axe you say? How can that be?

How should I know, dude? Don’t ask me!

But since I’m here I’ll have some fun,

And make life great for everyone!

So, come on pal! The job`s not done!

(I’ll find you if you try to run…)

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 There’s lots of nifty sights to see,

And new friends to accompany!

And loads of meat to cleave and chop,

as they scream and plead for me to stop!

But sadly, that I cannot do,

This axe was made for chopping you!

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 I’ll wander `round and see the sights

And get into some awesome fights,

My rep will soar, I’ll drown in fame,

The common folks will scream my name!

“Quick, run away!  Here comes the AXE!”

Hey, guys! It’s me!

Your best friend, Max!

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What to expect:  Action, adventure, BLEAK humor, the answers to all of life's questions, and an Axe that wants to be your friend! Also, steady progression and such.

Also, a bad guy gradually learning how to be a better person.  (It's going to take a while.)

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    AnonymousE
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    Awesome synopsis. Hope the actual novel is good.
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    seafloor
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    i like reincarnated as a sword, this mc is reincarnated as an axe, the only thing they have in common is a weapon mc, if you want to read this expect a chaotic neutral murderhobo mc
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    Gott-höchste
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    Quote: Gott-höchste
    Rank: C??

    trash!! Rank E--
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    FELIX_FELIX_FELIX
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    2.5/5

    Shits pretty boring, I couldn't tolerate every time that axe say gosh and how much he want to tear and see other in agony... It's like corrupting my mind to embrace my inner masochistic emo. wouldn't recommend to ordinary weeb like me...
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      AnonymousE
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      Masochist or sadist?
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        FELIX_FELIX_FELIX
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        tomato potato
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          AnonymousE
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          Huh???
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            FELIX_FELIX_FELIX
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            lol just saying that masochist and sadistic is alike
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              AnonymousE
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              A masochist is someone who gains pleasure from feeling pain, while a sadist is someone who gains pleasure by causing someone to feel pain.
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                FELIX_FELIX_FELIX
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                I shouldn't reply anymore as I seek forgiveness for my earlier mistakes
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                  AnonymousE
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                  What mistakes
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                  FELIX_FELIX_FELIX
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                  what I did to ur mom
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                  AnonymousE
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                  I did the same to ur father and sister.
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    kiwi
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    The mc is a psychopath demon axe that takes control of a man's body while the guys is still alive and uses him to kill all his friends and then keeps him alive for an indefinite amount of time. This is basically a horror novel, which I don't like, and the mc also speaks a bit like a child, which is also not for me.

    Adios.
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    TIMELORD
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    Meat Head/brain dead , sycophant, no plot, no goals kind of NOVEL.
    If you can enjoy this kind of thing just read it.
    BUT It's not even fun to read for me.
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    LineDragonMark
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    I just can't read it. I throw it in the trash.
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      Tugx
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      Can you explain what makes it so bad? Just wondering if it's worth reading or not haha.
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        LineDragonMark
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        Crazy children's letter.
        Reading this novel, my brain cells are dying.
        I'm bad at explaining. Better try to read a couple of chapters and decide for yourself.
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          Tugx
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          Haha, alright thanks welldone
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            kiwi
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            how was it?
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              Tugx
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              Haven't started yet, I was finishing The Legendary Mechanic swindler
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    Lycan
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    Aeon RUN!!!
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      Chill
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      Nice reference
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      Etharjour
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      lol
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      AnonymousE
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      Noice. Nice reference. swindler
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    Gott-höchste
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    Rank: C??
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    TrashNovel
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    what is that: ", "aggregateRating": { "@type": "AggregateRating", "bestRating": "5.0", "ratingValue": "4", "ratingCount": "2" } } ]

    #panic# there is a bug
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