Genius Archer's Stream Part 3 - Episode 89
Genius Archer's Streaming Season 3 Episode 89
31. fake national team(2)
The day the fake national team series was first uploaded to AllTube.
[Fake national team ep.1 My heart is real]
[1First published after hours]
Viewers couldn't help but wonder what this was..
Even just looking at the thumbnail, it felt qualitatively different from the videos previously uploaded on the Almond channel..
-Eh? What is this?
-It's like a fake man.?
-I thought it wasn't the Almond channel haha.
-Fake National University ㅇㅈㄹㅋㅋㅋ
-Oh what is this
It's unclear whether it will be more fun, but the content definitely gives you the feeling that it was filmed with money..
This is natural, as it was a video filmed with full support from Civil Empire Korea, including the filming crew and director..
Even with that investment, it took a lot of effort from Joo Hyuk to convince him to upload this video to the Almond channel..
After many twists and turns, this 'fake gukdae' was uploaded to the Almond channel..
It was the birth of Almond's first 'costly' series..
So, a lot of interest was attracted in just an hour before the initial public release..
-uh?? Jia is back?
-Didn’t the editor say he was sick???
-What is this?
-Ahahaha~
-First public release ㅠㅠ Who told you this?!!
-Wow, how many almonds are there?
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[Real-time waiting capacity: 25,000]
About 10 minutes after the video appeared, the number of people waiting was as many as 25,000..
[1 minute ago first published]
[Real-time waiting number: 97,000]
1As time passed, nearly 100,000 people were waiting in real time..
The number of people waiting in real time is the same as live viewers, so 100,000 people showed up, which is a pretty good result..
And, after a while.
Eventually, the video everyone has been waiting for begins..
[First published!]
* * *
Jijijijik.
Artificial noise appeared on the screen, a man sitting in front of a black background.
A large text appears in front of him..
[The team's goal this year is?]
“It's a win.”
It wasn't almond.
-??
-Where are the almonds??
-Is it a cookie??
-Why is the cookie video at the very beginning... … lol
-It's a cookie.
The first person to appear on screen was Cookie..
[Championship? They say that Joseon’s victory is an impossible goal.…….]
Questions marked with subtitles.
“So it can be a goal, right??”
Cookie answered this with a grin..
“The goal is always to win. Even if the result is not a win.”
Jijijijik…….
As noise appeared on the screen again, other members appeared one by one..
the question was the same.
But the answers were different.
“ah… … The goal is… … finals?”
In reality, there were people who made it to the finals..
“I'll enjoy it and go..”
There were some people whose goal was not just to win..
“Advance to the finals.”
“haha… … It's a goal... … Still, shouldn’t we get to the quarterfinals??”
Or, some people are more greedy..
A variety of answers pass by quickly..
Then the transition slows down for a while..
-I'm a kimchi warrior haha
-Oh Chi Seung
-Kimchi lol
It was when Chi Seung appeared..
He hesitates, unable to answer the question of what his goal is..
“hmm… … target…….”
It's crazy.
In the end, he couldn't finish what he was saying, and the screen turned on..
The screen now runs at perfectly normal speed, like when taking a picture of a cookie..
And, the last thing we see is the interviewee sitting on a chair..
-nice
-almond!
-So damn good
-Wow, sitting like that is so cool;
Just like with cookies, big text comes to mind once again..
[The goal is?]
Unlike Chi Seung, it didn't take any time to answer..
He announced his goal at once..
“It's a win.”
Championship.
The only person other than the commander who said his goal was winning.
he was an almond.
-This is almond
-It looks like a video from the Olympics.
-Award) The goal is just to win haha.
-ㅠㅠㅠㅠYou’re so determined and developing it.
-Wow~
The question is asked again.
[Championship? They say that Joseon’s victory is an impossible goal.…….]
The camera takes a closer look at Almond's expression..
“…….”
He was expressionless, without answering..
However, the corners of his mouth turn up ever so slightly..
It seemed like he was trying to say something.
At that moment, the screen goes black again..
thud.
[fake national team]
[Fake Athlete]
The title and theme song played..
-Wow
-crazy
-No, is this the Almond channel I knew??
-People criticize me for smiling at the end, but I’m handsome.
-There's no need to edit because your face is so fucking bad.
-Almonds seem to be the main character.
-What were you trying to say at the end lol?
Viewers watching the first real-time release are chatting with excitement..
[Number of live viewers: 134,000]
The number of viewers was increasing..
Now it was time for the actual content of the video to begin to come out..
* * *
old private house.
It's a place where young people don't seem to want to live..
However, there is an unusually large number of young people gathered there..
“When the Roman cavalry came in here…….”
“We're this way then.”
“Looking at this Frank vs. Rome match. They don't really like hammers and anvils.”
On the large table, there were large chess pieces and extensive maps scattered around..
The young people continued their discussion passionately, their eyes shining, as if they were truly preparing for war..
-Oh, I guess this is a hideout haha.
-Is it a think tank???
-All strategies are muted.
-I’m tired of romance here lol
There were capsules scattered throughout the small room..
The entire space from the basement to the third floor was used by the think tank team, and was used only for the Civil Empire national competition..
“I'm back from a part-time job for a while..”
After finishing the discussion, Chi-seung looked at his watch and opened the old front door..
The cameraman and the writer in charge ran and asked:.
“Get a part-time job?”
“yes. It's a bit difficult to get a job... … I just do several part-time jobs that make money in a short period of time..”
-??
-Occupation was not a think tank leader??
-ㄷㄷㄷseveral??
-Oh, you can't make money with this.……
-Wow ㅠ
Viewers have only recently learned about the concept of Civil Empire as a war between nations..
So I didn't know that each of them had to have their own means of making a living..
“ah… … So what happened to that house??”
“Ah, that’s Heechul… … Cookie hyung prepared it for me. Cookie is doing well in business..”
Frown.
Chiseung smiles at the camera and gives a thumbs up..
“Thank you. Cookie.”
-Haha, I like it.
-You're rich in cookies.
-Big ㅠㅠ
-Cooberji… … I finally realize it ㅠㅠㅠ
“So do all the other members also work part-time like this??”
“yes. I'm young, so it's a part-time job, but there are many people who have full-time jobs..”
“When it comes to representing the national team, many people actually think that it is a job in itself.…….”
“ah. Actually what… … We are not a real national team.…….”
Chiseung hesitated for a moment, then looked away and muttered..
“It's a fake national team..”
haha.
He probably had no idea that this laugh-out-loud remark would become the title of a documentary series..
-ㅠㅠ
-Fake National University lol
-omg… … How salty is this?
“Still, I cut down on my part-time job because of the money I earned when Sanghyun hyung assigned me to work as a commentator. These days, it’s easy to live… … uh?”
The bus he was waiting for was coming.
“Let's go.”
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
After Chi-seung passes by waving his hand on the bus.
Coincidentally, Almond walks to the spot where the bus passed..
-Wow
-Almonds from far away
-People are looking at me haha
-Model appears
-A real national team has appeared hahaha
He was wearing a scarf, blowing white breath, and sticking out his hands..
Looks like I've been walking for quite a while.
“Almond. Chiseung just left..”
“Oh yeah? You went.”
“Are you going to the hideout??”
“Ah yes.”
Almond nods and goes back to the way Chiseung came..
“You walked?”
“yes. Coincidentally, it wasn't that far away. Sometimes I walk for exercise.”
“Do you come to the hideout often??”
“hmm… … I plan to come when I have time. Because I'm weak at strategy. I also watched the strategy meeting.…….”
There is no need to come to the hideout unless you are a commander in charge of strategy or a think tank team..
Almond occasionally visits the hideout to make up for his lack of strategic knowledge..
-You work hard
-Walnut training ㄷㄷ
-stylish
-Wow, I really mean it.
-It's not just for broadcasting.
The conversation with Almond continues..
“And there are a lot of young people here..”
“Ah yes. Surprisingly, everyone in the think tank is young..”
He says as he climbs a steep hill..
“yes. So, I really like it when you stop by sometimes and buy me food..”
“ah. You buy me food too! Please buy it often?”
“I have a lot of free time, and he seems like a junior to me when I was a player..”
Almond smiles and accelerates his pace..
“You are still buying me food.?”
“I decided to order chicken..”
“But what about Chiseung??”
“……He's unlucky, right?.”
-lol
-Haha Kimchi Warrior ㅠㅠ
-Chi-Seung must have made some money while commentating.……
-Hahaha no luck.
The video quickly moves on to the next scene..
Everyone in the hideout was sitting at a large table eating chicken..
“Hey~ I’ll eat well! Sanghyunah!”
I heard there are a lot of children?
I hear a muffled voice.
“Brother, pay money..”
“Hey! Why! uh? I can eat it instead of Chiseung.~”
-Mr. Panga hahaha.
-No, is it panfish????
-Panga is the same lol.
The author also spoke to Panga..
“Are you Panga??”
“Ah, yes. It's a panfish.”
“Did you have any plans here today??”
“Ah, yes. there is.”
“Do you have any shame??”
“Ah, yes. doesn't exist.”
Munching.
Panga ignores and eats chicken.
-Don't you have any shame lol?
-Hahahahahahaha
-Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
-I have no shame at all.~
-Ah, it's your fault for getting caught.~
“Panga is a player. You come to the hideout often.?”
“Oh, I don't usually come here either.…….”
“Are you here to eat chicken??”
Panga eats chicken in silence again.
Sad music is playing.
-The editing is too much haha
-Isn’t that what you were trying to say? LOL
-What is the music lol?
After eating.
Cookies arrived after work, followed by bread and coffee..
Of course, the author talks to them as well..
Meanwhile, the camera also turned to Sikbang, the assistant commander..
“What is your name??”
“why.”
“?”
-Why are you asking my name?
-Hahaha
-What??
“Huh. bar… … It's name.”
“ah. Mr. Barum. Is it just Barum??”
“It's Mr. Si! See Mr.!”
Doojoon joins in and shouts from the side..
“ah… … Sibarum…….”
The author recites her name as if embarrassed..
Barum avoids his gaze, and sad music plays again..
-Ten hahahaha
-Shibarum hahaha
-ㄹㅇim???
-Hey, this is a masterpiece, honestly haha.
-Evande
-Parents are Koreans??
-I think it would be better to risk everything and be impatient haha.
The video screen goes on again..
[Japan vs Ottoman]
[Watching and analyzing]
Next, they watched the ongoing match between Japan and Osman..
They were just watching, but in reality it was closer to studying. Everyone was holding their cell phones or notebooks, writing something down, and their eyes were glued to their faces..
“ah. That should have fallen to the side.”
“Is that the ambush location? Oh my... … I finally got bored.”
“To be honest, I stabbed him with one punch..”
what… … Even so, the reaction was not much different from that of the general public watching sports games..
“Do you usually give advice often??”
“Because that's work.”
-Hahaha they are like this too
-Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
-It's the same as us haha
-I can't stand the advice lol.
-The difference from us is that they really do it haha.
[Preparing for Rome]
After watching the entire game, the strategy team gathered at the table and started preparing again for the match against Rome..
Everyone listened to each other with serious expressions..
[*Anything related to strategy has been muted.]
Of course, since most of the strategies are important, most of the words were muted and the screen faded out..
Afterwards, Sanghyeon and Panga were seen lightly playing basketball at a nearby park..
Although Sang-hyeon's right hand was uncomfortable, he was able to do it to some extent unless it was a task that required precision, such as archery..
As evidence, Panga suffered a crushing defeat with a gap of almost 20 goals..
“Mr. Panga. I give instructions every day.?”
“……under.”
The documentary ends with sad music..
-Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
-What is the ending lol
-Is this the end?? Haha
-Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
By the end of the video.
[Current viewers: 153,000]
The number of viewers was a whopping 150,000..
“……nice!”
Joo Hyuk clenched his fist and said yes..
“It's so awesome?”
Having 150,000 people watch the first release on AllTube is an incredible achievement for Almond Channel as an individual..
‘With this as an opportunity, it will expand further..’
Now that I had passed the 1 million subscriber threshold, it felt like countless possibilities had opened up..
I thought it was a good idea to somehow bring this content to the Almond channel..
The video's upward trend continued, reaching its peak when the national competition broadcast began..
And, that excitement continued into the broadcast of the national competition..
[National competition) Joseon vs. Rome]
[Current Viewers: 224,000]
On this day, Civil Empire Korea recorded the highest number of viewers ever..
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