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Chapter 145: Space Debut

Raven

Rachel Roth is meditating in a secluded room of the Kamar-Taj. She floats above a magic circle, the dark room dimly illuminated by black candles that are lit with a calm purple fire.

She stays like that for an unknown amount of time, her floating body slightly moves up and down like she is in a calm ocean, her movements in synch with her breath pattern. Her half-open lips muttering her famous words under he breath, no one but her can hear.

Eventually, she slowly opens her eyes, still shining with a purple light, before looking at her visitor.

"For how long have you been there?" She asks with her usual flat voice, even more emotionless now that she has come back from her meditative trance.

"Who knows? Lost the notion of time admiring your beauty…" Eidolon shrugs casually before saying those words like it's not a big deal.

"..." Her expression didn't change, but her calm floating pattern got a little wobbly for a split second. "You are disturbing my peace." Raven closes her eyes so she won't look at him. She just wished that it would be as easy to close her ears so that she couldn't listen either.

"So cold… But if you want, I will go." He says in a joking tone first, but then looks resigned.

She is surprised that he is giving up on nagging her so quickly. Raven opened her eyes to look at his retreating form a little regretfully. Maybe she came out as much more rude thatn she intended. Not that she wants him to stay or anything.

"!" But when she opens her eyes, what she sees is Hector's face(mask and transformation removed), incredibly close to hers. She almost jumped in fright, recoiling slightly.

"Aw~ You care." He is smiling now, that infuriating cocky smile he shows to tease her. The one where he already made up his mind about how she feels or whatever and will not accept any explanation from her part… it works because he is right, but she will never admit that to him. "Don't worry, I will not hold you off for long. I came here because I remember you saying to me that you needed a favor or something, but you never reached out… I was around, talking with the Ancient One, and came to visit. I have time now before I travel again, so… what's up?"

"Forget about it…" She turns her face slowly, to hide her features from his perceptive eyes

When, with the corner of her eye, she saw his narrowing, it was then that she started dreading this conversation.

"Are you… embarrassed?" He asks "Why?"

"..." Now she is at a crossroads… She can try to explain and give him fuel for whatever delusions, or she can let him think by himself and sprout delusions that she can't even imagine… She doesn't know what is worse.

"Oooh…" His face changes into one of realization. "Are you gonna ask me something embarrassing and then you change your mind?"

"..." Bingo…

"Did you think better about it? Is it some favor? Is something that I can do, but you are too embarrassed to ask?" He starts guessing.

"..." Bingo. Bingo. Bingo!

"Raven… Rachel…" He shakes his head softly. "Don't worry, I will just make fun of you a little."

She turns to him, incredulous. "...isn't this the part where you would assure me that it's okay to share? And that you would never bully me or anything…"

He scoffs with a laugh "No, then I would be lying." His amusement slipped off from a second "Unless it is really serious… Is it serious? If you want, I can promise you that I will be serious."

"Ye-... no, it is not that serious." For a second, she was about to make him promise that. Raven at least knows that he is reliable like that, but seeing his earnest expression, the words caught in her throat, and she confessed. "It is silly and… Haah not important. Forget about it." She is ready to end the talk here, but Hector suddenly grabs her hand softly.

"Raven… I know you. You keep things to yourself the best you can, rarely depending on other people. That is what you are doing now… but if you came to me initially, that means it is important for you." He smiles reassuringly. "Tell me… please. I will help you in any way you can…"

"..."

"Do you want the moon or something… I can catch it for you." He makes a grab motion in the air, and she believes that he is really about to pull the moon to her in some way. "It works if it's one of Jupiter? We only have one, and it's kinda important to the world…" He pauses. What he said is even more outrageous. So outrageous that Raven can't help but release a small laugh.

"Okay, stop… I will tell you." She removes her hand from his fingers as she centers herself.

Raven looks at him, thinking that this is a bad idea, but after watching Hector patiently for her to gather her courage, she finally sighs and starts explaining.

"Look… Do you remember that the Ancient One recommended that I create my own spells? So that I could discover myself, create my own legacy, separate myself from my father or not…"

"Yes."

"I did some progress with that. Got a good idea of using my… inner selves to create a varied list of spells."

"Selves? Plural… Oh, those colorful Ravens." He catches on fast. "I think it was called Emoticlones."

"By dumb people." She immediately shuts out the name.

"Okay…"

She sighs and tries to get back on track. "Anyway, each other me carries an important part of my personality, so I thought if I am going to create some spells, what better source than myself? I would be able to use their powers without giving in to their… urges." She explains

"I see, extracting power from them like sorcerers from here that use magic from other beings like demons, gods…" He is really quick-witted

"That's right." She nods

"It is indeed a good idea." he nods "One of the... limitations I have in delving into magic from here is the lack of really good spells that don't have some strings attached or complications. The process of getting the power from someone else is also a hassle, not worth the effort when I have better options with meta-powers."

"In my case, I don't have those options." She only has her magic.

"You can have it if you ask me." He already offered some powers to her, but she refused.

"Not that interested… for now." She can't deny that having some convenient meta-ability is tempting, but Rave is still a little cautious about gaining sudden powers. She thinks she first needs to master her own abilities.

"Your call." He doesn't press the issue.

"Back to the topic… I had a talk with all other versions of me inside my mind, first trying to get an agreement to access my powers sealed together with them and…" She pauses again before deciding to bite the bullet for real "...and that is where I would need your help because… they… asked… for you…" Every word is inflicting physical pain in her; she is cringing every time she needs to open her mouth to say them.

"..." Hector's eyebrows shot up before going down as his eyes narrowed. "Oh… So… Do you mean…" The corner of his lips starts twitching upwards, and amusement glints in his pupils

"Don't make me say that…" She closes her eyes, expecting the teasing that is about to come…

"Okay." To her surprise, his voice goes back to a serious tone "If you want… I told you that I was pursuing you long ago, and that you can reach back when you are ready." He grasps her hand again. "This knowledge will not change anything. I will continue to be a fool in front of you till you are ready. Till you solve your issues. That will not change. In truth, it just gave me a boost of confidence… it means that what I was doing was right."He caresses his jaw cockily, and Raven can't help but give him a weak slap to humble him a little.

"That is why I don't want to tell you. I knew you were gonna get a big head." She turns around to hide the ghost of a smile on her lips.

"Huhu~ Too late, I'm already pretty sure of myself." He jokes "But how could I even help in this case?"

"They asked for you to visit." Raven turns back to him

"Only that? In your mind?" He frowns "Are you sure that is not a ploy? Maybe escaping your mind by invading mine or something like that."

"I… I haven't thought about that." He is really paranoid, but most of the time he makes a lot of sense.

"Well, it is not that easy to invade my mind. I don't think they can corrupt me that easily either, and without me noticing at least. Your thighs are my weakness, they can use that." He jokes with a serious tone that makes her want to banish him somewhere before he eventually shrugs. "If you are okay with me entering your mind, I accept."

"Really?"

"Yes, I still don't know how I can help, but I guess I can try convincing them of being cooperative or attending to their demands the best I can." He nods seriously before his face changes to a unserious one, "And I'm pretty skilled in satisfying multiple women, you know?" He even winks at her.

"..." Raven face dies, and she stares at him flatly

"You'd better get used to my jokes; ifnot, our married life can have problems."

"I haven't agreed to marry…"

"Yet…"

"Ugh, where did this confidence come from?" She rolls her eyes at him

"Do you want the list in alphabetical order?"

"..." She remains silent because deep down she knows that he can make a list.

......…..

After an embarrassing meditation together, where Raven had to hold Hector's hands and even touch foreheads(he insisted), she brought him inside her mind.

"A little bleak…" He comments while looking around the landscape.

It is a mostly empty space with some broken lands floating around.

"It is rude to stare." Raven says, trying to sound nonchalant, but for some reason, she is feeling bashful.

Someone is seeing the deepest part of her mind. How did she allow that?? This may prove that she trusts Hector a lot if she allows herself to linger on those thoughts.

Raven feels them coming even before she can see them. Her Emoticlones appear around them one by one. All looking like Raven but in different colors and attitudes, the red one in particular having four eyes.

"Oh my, I am having a sense of déjà vu, I think I have a dream exactly like that. Didn't like the tentacle part though… Woke up instantly." Hector jokes while looking around the many Ravens approaching like curious animals "Eight, huh? That explains the 8 out of 10 Relationship Loyalty…" The last part he mutters in a low voice

Raven ignores his stupidity and closes her eyes to calm herself and get ready for what is about to come. Her Emoticlones always have been difficult; now there is another Hector-shaped variable on the equation, she can predict at least 5 embarrassing situations, two dangerous, and she is rethinking her life choices to this point… if she is lucky.

"Okay, now that we are all here, let's- Hm?" She opens her eyes to address her Emoticlones, but she doesn't find them floating around.

The girly giggles make her look over he shoulder, and her jaw drops so low that it is almost comical.

The sight almost made her faint because her blood pressure went up and down a couple of times in one second.

There is Hector, suddenly sitting on a throne - from where he got that, she doesn't know - and surrounded by her emoticlones! They are all around him, touching, giggling, acting bashful… Like… Like his concubines or something.

Even Gray(Timidity) is timidly caressing his forearm while Brown(Sloth) has her head resting on his lap! Red(Anger) from all of them is acting very familiar! She expected that from Pink(Hapiness) and Violet(Love)! Maybe Green(Bravery) and Orange(Rudeness), but not all of them! Even Yellow(Knowledge), her favorite, disappointed her…

"Girls, please… One at a time. Huhu~" Hector tries to act nonchalant and humble, but it is obvious that he is loving the attention.

"Join me, Hector. You are worthy." Red grabs his collar and forcefully pulls him to her. "Help me take control, and we can rule together!"

That is what she is fearing… Raven doesn't even have the time to interject before another Emoticlones speaks.

"No, Hector, choose me! We totally have our Happy Ending!" Pink grabs his hand between her two, talking excitedly. "We are, totally, made for each other!"

"I don't need to say much, Hector. You are smart. It's logical that you should choose me." Yellow says calmly, but still sneaking nervous glances at him

"I don't care… Just keep me around and spoil me a lot!" Brown, the slob, declares.

"Hector, I will let you hit every day and in every way…" It's when Violet does this embarrassing/bold declaration that Raven shakes herself from her stupor and decides to put order on this.

But Hector beat her to that.

"That is impossible and unfair, my dears. I can't choose because I love every aspect of Raven." He says smoothly, running a finger through each chin of the Emoticlones

"Own~~~~~" They all swoon like infatuated middle schoolers.

"..." Raven's own heart also skipped a beat, but she attributes that to those bimbos influencing her.

Hector continues, changing to a roguish smile. "And there's enough of me to everyone~" He says suggestively

And they all ate up like idiots, getting shy and giggling on their hands.

At least he didn't forget his tasks, taking advantage of the good mood to sell the idea of cooperation.

"You are all Raven. You all should work together to be more than what you are, part of a whole." He says softly to them

The worst part is that she can feel that he is convincing them that easier… people in love are dumb. She is obviously separating herself from them.

Raven guesses she can let him talk some sense to them…

"Why don't we practice this 'team work' with you?" But when Violet starts talking suggestively, hands roaming his chest, Raven has had enough.

Uooon

She can't let them do anything more, so she pushes Hector out of her mind. It was pretty easy because he didn't resist.

"Hey!"

"Not fair!"

"We want to enjoy more!"

"So close… almost at the good part…"

"Are you jealous?"

"Buzzkill…"

"If you are not gonna do shit in the real world, don't stop us from making some progress."

"Hmpf, coward."

They all turn to her in protest, and Raven can feel a migraine forming.

......…

Later, Raven leaves her Mindscape while ignoring her Emoticlones' exigencies of bringing Hector again or at least doing something real with him.

When she opens her eyes, she finds Hector waiting for her with too happy of a smile in her opinion.

"Not.A.Word." She speaks between gritted teeth.

He obeys, raising his hands in the air to placate her, but his smile shows that this is not over, and what happened here will haunt her for the days to come.

......

Hector P.O.V.

Haha, Raven is funny. I enjoy "courting" her even if it is not my style. She is too frightened to "relax", too used to things going wrong if she lets her guard down.

She also refuses therapy with Harley, so I can only wait till she believes that I'm not going away. That is why I'm clingy… She likes it too, even if she doesn't admit it ~

Maybe I should introduce her to Shiraori; I feel they can be friends.

Anyway, time to focus on a more important issue. After a little test to replicate my final attack on Asmodeus on the empty space, I discovered that it was not that easy to break the Universe.

I guess some factors like the accumulating energy, the anti-magic properties of the Thanagarian mace against a magic-built Realm, and the fact that it was only a pocket dimension helped create that destruction that surprised even me.

"Too bad… My upscale feat is not that impressive." I shake my head with humor before going back to the Zeta Space Station.

It's time to make a not-so-short trip.

Cortana went through the database of all space pirates that I captured in the last months and found the location of the Ul'lula'ns. It's not that far - relatively speaking - and still on the Milky Way Galaxy.

The Ul'lula'ns live on a planet called Ul'lula, and guess the name of the star system… Ul. Same name as their sun, by the way.

Hehe, imagine if we called Earth, "Huma" and our sun "Hu". Hmm… Now that I thought about that is not that bad… But I still prefer the real names that we barely use; the name of the planet is Terra, and our sun is Sol.

Because of our centrist mindset, most humans never cared to differentiate our sun from the others. Our moon is called Luna, by the way. Or Selene in some old cultures… Hm, did Selene Galio name it? Very narcissistic.

We should be called Terrans instead of Earthlings… Much cooler, the latter looks like a slur.

"Maybe I should start popularizing using those terms…" Beep If Eidolon starts speaking this way, people would follow.

I press some more buttons on the armrest of my chair and get ready to hop bodies.

I'm, obviously, not going with my real body. It is an "in-verse" expedition, still on the same galaxy, but even so, I don't want to go through all that trouble of cleansing my body of any pathogen or similar trouble, and being careful not to be tracked back to Earth or anything.

I also want the ability to come back instantly while allowing the clone body to return in autopilot.

"Are you sure you are going alone, Master?" Cortana asks me.

"Unfortunately, yes. We haven't yet created a reliable communication channel that can span beyond our Solar System, so I'm going solo." I answer.

Communication is hard in space. The distances are too long, and the pre-established routes have owners, so… No. I'm not using them while I don't create good protection for my channels.

"The ship I will be using is pretty simple too…" I say absentmindedly while selecting my body and spaceship for this mission. The holograms appear from the armrest of my chair before disappearing, and Cortana and GLaDOS start preparing them.

"But what are you even trying to accomplish going there?" Nemesis asks

"Just more information… The deal that I messed up has three involved parties… Well, four… But two of them are together in being the middlemen. The Ul'lula'ns made a deal with the Spirit Flayers, that outsourced the collection of souls to the Leopard Twins, who made the deal with that group of demons." I explain "From what I saw in the memories of the Leopard twins, they are just (Un)lucky fellas that are about to die to the Spirit Flayers, but they overheard the deal and made a proposal. They will get the souls in exchange for their lives and a little reward. The Spirit Flayers saw no problem in such a low-risk deal and took it… But surprisingly, the Leopards really had connections and were able to pull the 2 billion souls after a lot of time."

"And you messed that up." Nemesis almost laughs

"Yes. Now, there is no connection between the Spirit Flayers and the demons…"

"Then they just lost their money/souls… They will not be happy with that." Nemesis continues to find it funny

"Exactly, but they will complain to whom? The Leopards are dead, Minos too… My identity is unknown to them, and Satana went to hide under her father's wing. They can just swallow their loss and maybe get some revenge in the future. The deal is lost to them. The Leopards, to keep some degree of control, never explained where and how to contact the Spirit Flayers." I smile, and she smiles even wider.

"But you got their memories…"

I get comfortable in my chair and get ready for the transition. "The real problem is that the deal is still up on the other side… The Spirit Flayers will still try to get 2 billion souls, maybe not humans, but probably innocent souls. The slim chances that they can attempt to get humans make me act. And the Ul'lula'ns seem to be very decided too… I need more information. Maybe I need to destroy the Spirit Flayers, maybe I need to destroy the Ul'lula'ns… So many 'maybes'. I need a clear picture before acting. Anyway, the Ancient One told me a little about Nebulon…"

My voice gets cold as I close my eyes. "An alien that messed with Earth… Terra's natural evolution. I don't want him free." With those words, I leave this body…

.......

…and open my eyes in another one.

Thanks to the preparations of Cortana and GLaDOs, the body is fully clothed and ready to go. The bed slowly moves to a vertical position…

Tsssssss

"You can stand up, Master." Cortana deadpans

"No… I want the dramatic slow rise of the bed like Darth Vader." I saw while slowly being raised.

"..." Don't judge me!

I'm using my Force User body! It's completely necessary to be dramatically raised by a slow and noisy bed! The smoke too!

"..." Watched by Cortana's amused stare, I finally stand up and take a step to the holographic mirror projection to check my outfit.

"The black never fails me… the drip is immaculate." I say while looking down on myself wearing the Sith Stalker Armor of Starkiller.

I walk to a small table on the side while thinking about the specs of this body. As usual, my favorites… Peak human physique with bulletproof skin and a healing factor. I don't know how much it will be effective in the great universe where any grunt has a weapon much better than the average human, but if the Chitauri is the "worst army of the galaxy", and this body can tank bolts from their hand weapons without a problem. I guess it will be usable.

Unless someone shoots me with a plasma railgun or something like that.

This body has no meta-powers, and the only "extra" key that makes me access a power system is the midi-chlorians. So this body doesn't have any other genetic modification that can be cloned.

From what I knew, cloning a Jedi is not that easy, even in the Star Wars universe, so I think here they don't have the knowledge to pull that shit either. I can always explode this body, too.

"Hm, my helmet, four lightsabers, some blasters, vibro adamantium knife…" I get the things on the table and put them on my belt while putting my helmet on.

"The rest of the weapons have already been loaded on the ship, Master." Cortana informs me.

"Thank you, my love."

I immediately walk to the hangar while getting used to this body… I can still use Haki, Nen, and other techniques. I have more than 50 thousand midi-chlorians - not that numbers mean that much - but it gives me an even bigger potential than the "Chosen One".

This body is strong…

"Are you sure that you don't want to take with you powers like Intangibility, Teleportation, and Minor Telepathy?" Cortana suggests

Those are simple, but broken, powers that don't put a lot of burden on the body, and I'm very good at using them. People also rarely have a way to deal with those.

"Huhu, that is the thing, Cortana. I don't need them." I chuckle "The Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural. Including all that you listed." The list of force powers goes well beyond telekinesis and electrokinesis.

Now… do I know how to use them? Not particularly.

With so many similar powers that I already mastered, why should I practise with The Force? Neither Darth Vader nor Starkiller are masters of it either… They are more like walking nukes. Palpatine also kept my boy Anakin nerfed so that he would not be killed by the Chosen One.

But knowing that the power exists and with my talent is enough. I will get the gist of it by practising now.

"I will practise on this mission." I say, while finally entering the hangar and getting face to face with the ship I'm gonna use.

It has a very common "spear tip" shape that many fighting starships would have. Eight meters in length, and most of it is the engine, weapons, and the storage(which was increased in size by me imbuing some spatial powers). Beyond that, it only has enough space for the pilot in the cockpit. Maybe someone else if I squeeze.

It is a fighter and stealth starship, as fast as I can make them, capable of making the "hyperspace jumps" that are used around here. I also got a map of the jump points from the pirates, so I'm ready to travel the galaxy.

"Mwah, beautiful. I don't even care if it's edgy." I say to the ship before smoothly jumping on top of it and entering the cockpit.

It is jet black with some metallic silver lines and details. On the side, the name is also written in silver bold letters.

Umbra Stalker. I thought about using Rogue Shadow, but I can't copy everything from my assimilations. I will make a "Rogue Shadow" later, too.

"Fuel? Check. Armory? Check. Towel? Check…" I press the buttons while getting ready to travel the galaxy.

One of the neat things about this ship is that it is connected with a neural chip installed in my body, so I can control it with my mind. More or less…

I thought about creating an A.I. to pilot it, but Cortana is a jealous girl. So I will be using a simple V.I.

The hull is made with adamantium, with sharp edges, so that I can ram into anything, and a layer of vibranium underneath to absorb kinetic energy and protect the machinery inside.

There are also some neat things like a force field, weapons with a variety of ammo, and some trump cards for the different situations.

"I almost feel bad for putting a self-destruct button on this one." I sigh. And it is not a simple exploding measure. No, the thing will implode and collapse on itself afterwards.

More effective to use it if someone tries to steal it, instead of a kamikaze tactic.

Tss

I close the cockpit and turn on the spaceship by pressing the Main Power button that brings the electric system online, the Core Startup to "rev the engine", after that is just enabling life and flight support, gravity dampener, and testing the other systems that I will not use for now, but will stay on standby.

Zwoooooooooon

The ship slowly floats from the ground, the air beneath trembling while the turbines make a low humming sound. For now, it is just using a very powerful sonic wave that creates a pressure field to push the ship upwards. Wankandian technology is similar to this.

"Ready to fly…" I say in the comm.

Forcefields appear around me, and the hangar door opens. Those force fields keep the artificial gravity on the rest of the hangar while a ship is leaving.

"I'm off… I will come back in a day."

"Safe travel, Master." Cortanas says on the comms.

"Bang some alien baby where you are at it." Nemesis says

"Safe will not be… But I can manage." I answer "And I don't want to contract space STDs."

"You can just discard this body afterwards… or study it! Do it for science!" She shouts

I ignore her with a shake of my head and turn my focus to my ship.

Ssssssssss

Pushing the right button and leaning the wheel forward is all I need to make the Umbra Stalker speed up almost silently before entering the void of space.

Let me state the obvious again… Space is big.

Everyone knows that, but people rarely can imagine how big it is.

Some examples… People think that the moon is close to us… Well, it is… relatively. But few know that 30 Eart- I mean, Terras can fit in a straight line from Terra to Luna.

Damn, it will be hard to remember words in my mind.

Many already know that the light of many stars that we see in the night sky is just remnants of a dead star very far away. But it also takes light a little more than 8 minutes to come from our Sun to reach us. Eight minutes at lightspeed. That is a lot.

The Universe is big… Heck, the Galaxy is too big to even imagine. There is a reason the Star Wars universe kept to just one galaxy(Mostly).

"And because it is too big that they learned how to travel through hyperspace." I say while pressing a button in the panel.

The sounds of beeps and a screen flicker into a red light…

One of the good things about space is that there is no friction or anything pushing anybody back; you can reach incredible speeds here. Infinite acceleration, more or less…

That is why, with my super-fast ship, Earth is already a single point behind me. But that is not enough…

Ding The red light becomes blue… I'm on the "Jump Zone".

"Entering spacetime curvature field… Activating Warp Core. Raising shields. Confirming route…" I say to myself because it's cool! I even made an unnecessary lever… it could have been a button, but… It's a man's romance to push a lever and… "Entering Hyperspace."

It's like all sounds get muffled when water enters your ears, and you receive a flashbang of all starts in your sight, stretching.

"Hahahahahahaha!" Even with the inertia dampeners, I'm being pushed back.

That is understandable, after all, it is recommended that you only go through 50 jumps if you are a baseline humanoid. More, depending on how strong you are.

I'm going through 80.000 jumps. No breaks. I'm speedrunning this shit.

My destination is relatively close… Practically a neighbour with our Solar System, but even so, it needs this many jumps, each one closing the distances bigger than the radius of our solar system at speeds faster than light.

It is not standardized by the way, some jumps are bigger and others smaller.

It takes 42 minutes to finally reach my destination. Very fast when compared with the distance between the two Systems, only 12.720 light-years.

When I said neighbours, I meant because we are in the same quadrant of the Galaxy. Put in perspective, I'm still inside North America if the galaxy were the size of Earth.

"Ugh, that is a little unpleasant." I shake my head, then I tighten and stretch my muscles with minimal movement to get rid of the numbness.

My body is very resistant, so I did not become a pancake. My experience was the equivalent of a jet pilot breaking the sound barrier two or three times

Umbra Stalked slowly entered Ul, and slowly approached Ul'lula, the second planet closest to the sun of this System. I read the information about the place while leisurely getting closer in stealth mode.

"84% of Earth's gravity, atmosphere is 67% nitrogen and 26% oxygen… It's habitable by humans." I nod, "Population of a little more than 4 billion…" I mutter to myself.

The Ul'lula'ns have pretty strong abilities… They are psionics with the basic package: telekinetics, telepathy, and even shapeshifting. They are very ugly, like a hybrid of a fish and an octopus… soft body, fish face, and six tentacles. The yellowish green of their gooey skin also doesn't help. Neighte the big red eyes and the lamprey teeth…

"Well, I always try not to judge people by their appearance… it is not because they have disgusting mind control powers and look like something from a horror space universe that feeds on people's brains that I will assume that they are evil." Let's be diplomatic first.

I'm a hero. Superman would not judge an alien like that, only for their actions… like the disgusting Skrulls…

I stop my ship a little outside the orange planet's atmosphere, out of the possible detection of their satellites.

And talking about their satellites… After locating some of them, I lock them on aim, change the configuration of the ammo, and shoot three shells.

They are not bullets, they are little homing balls that hit the satellites stealthily, slowing down before landing on them.

"Let's invade their equivalent of the internet." Like on cue, the balls open to allow tentacles to sprout from their shells. The little droids crawl on the satellite like an octopus feeling the bottom of the ocean.

I patiently wait while humming the Duel of the Fates, but it doesn't take long for the droids to find any port, or even create their own openings to invade the satellite system and consequently all of their information.

"Hmm, in hindsight, maybe I should have put Omnilingual Translation in this body…" I muse. I really went with a full purist clone, so no convenient exceptions. "I, at least, learned the language and have a translator chip."

I should have brought the Translating Glasses I made with Dauntless' power shard, but that was a gift I am giving to Isabella. I will remember to make others later.

My items enhanced with meta-powers are still a little too precious to bring in a mission where I can lose them. I still play by the rules of daily charges to use Dauntless' power.

"Let's see… I can still read it… They are not divided like humans, a little tribalist in their customs, but everyone follows a single philosophy of life in using minerals for everything." I analyze their years of history in record time. "These rocks produce energy? Naturally? Damn… Stark and Octavius would be jealous. What they work hard to create can be found on the ground here. " They are really resourceful with their resources, heh.

Their architecture is what I would imagine Earth would be if Atlantis dominated the planet. A hybrid of land and aquatic society. The Ul'lula'ns don't appear to need food like most aliens; they can feed on the energy of the rocks.

They have a very good space program, too. Geologists who travel the cosmos in search of more minerals.

It is always fun to see those races that are oriented in only one direction. Like, humans have so much variety in interests and pretty much everything else…

"Hm, maybe war and sex are our interests…" After my social critique joke, I go back to study the Ul'lula'ns.

They are ruled by a council, but it is just to enforce the laws, which are incredibly strict and old. A very archaic system that works because those guys are like three steps from becoming a hive-mind or something. I would not be surprised if they evolved in this direction.

My eyes widen slightly when I find important information regarding the sealed guy that they want to release… Nebulon is not a "Champion" of their race, the opposite, really… The guy is basically their Hitler.

I recline on my seat and start thinking "So one of my first assumptions is mostly true… A small group of extremists and allies of Nebulon wants to bring him back, while the rest of the population despises him and calls him a traitor."

With this much info, I can almost picture the whole scenario…

Rigid laws that existed since ancient times…

Resources of the planet are depleting…

Strong guy that wants to make a big change to save their race…

People oppose his views, and he goes rogue, starts getting forceful and extremist with his actions.

"Now… What is my view of everything?" From an outside perspective, I can understand both sides.

Clinging to old customs while your people can die is dumb… But forgetting everything, including morals and ethics, to accomplish a goal is also wrong.

"Yeah… That guy tried to mind control entire populations, including the human race in the past, to alter them genetically, and at the same time get their resources. Thinking that is his Holy Mission to improve us… Who the fuck does he think he is? The Qu??"

Hmpf, he is just a greedy and narcissistic bastard. He didn't want to "improve" anyone… he wanted to manipulate other races' evolutionary path so that they would become like the Ul'lula'ns.

"He is really Space Squid Hitler." I scoff.

I can admit that the Ul'lula'ns have much better base abilities than most of the galaxy, but that doesn't mean they are superior… One special human can kill all of them. I'm not even talking about myself, by the way.

"If you want to change our genes, bring your women and make them shapeshift into Alexandra Daddario and Halle Berry… We would mix our genes without the need for mind control."

Reading again how he lost, I confirm that apparently he spread himself too thin and met someone who didn't like what he was doing.

"Of course, many races have Real Champions… Protectors that would not like an alien interfering with their business."

He was eventually sealed into an immaterial state, keeping him away from the minerals and genes he loves too much. Someone has a sense of humor. Apparently, it was a sorcerer of some race.

I put a little more thought into the next step.

"Maybe I should be more direct…" Normally, I would be a little more sneaky, be suspicious of them, "But what would Superman do? What would Himmel, The Hero, do? Try to talk first." Give the Ul'lula'ns the benefit of the doubt and not lump them together with Nebulon.

In comparison, the overwhelming majority of humans would be pretty happy if an alien appeared to warn them that some neo-nazis are making contracts with demons to bring Hitler back.

It's not even funny that there is a chance this can indeed happen in the future…

"Yeah, worth a shot… I can regret it, though, but if the majority is against Nebulon, that means his supporters are working in the shadows, bringing the danger to light would disrupt(or at least complicate) their plans for good."

Now, on a rare show of honesty, I drive the Umbra Stalker forward to enter the Ul'lula flight space and contact their ground control.

Their response is immediate.

"Here is Starkiller from Unbra Stalker. Asking permission to land and a meeting with your High Tribunal. It's important."

......….

Now, on the surface of Ul'lula, I remember why I don't do things properly…

Bureaucracy.

The Ul'lula'ns are pretty cordial with my request, but they are keeping me waiting for too long here in this office. The architecture is cool though, shiny rocks that reflect the light of the sun, almost like their solidified the ocean… It's not ice or anything like that; it is like someone sculpted water. It's a very trippy sight; if you move your head, it looks like there are waves inside the rocks. Like those tricks in sculpture that make the statues appear to always be looking at you.

But I have other things to do than watching the architecture in the ceiling or the engineering of the tunnels that go through land, air, and water, and are their main way of transportation.

Yeah… Now is the moment when I sneak in to find the important people.

But then I would put the first impressions in jeopardy… Haah~, I already made a decision to be upfront, I should stick to it. Doing the right things, in the right way, is not easy, Hector.

I confess my sense of urgency is also very low because it's kind of not my immediate problem. I would act differently on Earth.

My patience is tested multiple times in the next half an hour. I almost gave up and went to search for the leaders from here in a forceful manner, but in the end, it paid off.

I was finally led inside a room that is basically a feet pool and got face-to-face with someone who is important. I think… They all look the same to me… If I squint hard enough, I can maybe find some differences, but I don't want to waste the effort.

"(#############################)"

"Direct in my mind? I would prefer the standard way of talking." I say.

The 3-meter-long hybrid fish-octopus reaches with one of his six tentacles somewhere around his neck and presses something.

"Is this better?" he asks politely. Translator chips are pretty common in the universe. A necessity, really. I also already activated mine.

"Much better. Thank you." I nod "Before starting, is a handshake a customary greeting here?" I extend my hand to him.

He seems amused, or hungry. By his face alone I can't tell... "No, we greet each other by using a specific psych frequency, and we touch antennae if we are really close." He says, wiggling his antennae a little. "But we understand that a limb shaking is how most bipeds greet each other." And he also extended a wet tentacle to me.

My face doesn't change even when the hand(tentacle)shake leaving my palm sticky.

I could be wrong, but I feel like that was a test to see if I would be disgusted, and I passed.

"Now that the pleasantries are over, let me begin…" I will not beat around the bush

"I hope you requested this audience with information worth the trouble." He says, maybe admonishing or warning me.

"Some of you people are trying to reign back Nebulon." I really don't beat around the bush.

His wiggling antennae stop, he looks frozen for a moment, and then…

"WHAT?! Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep"

Oh, I forgot to regulate my translator to the adult version. It censored his swearing. Damn, and here I wanted to learn some alien slurs.

......…..

Okay, I talked a lot of bad things about their bureaucratic system, but those guys are really serious about rules and the law.

After a little talk to make sure that I know what I'm declaring and after more important Ul'lula'ns appear to do some empathic reading to see if I'm lying, those guys jumped immediately to the gun.

Right now, I'm in the middle of an operation where they've mobilized a lot of their forces to surround the residence of someone called Supernalia. Apparently, the partner of Nebulon, wife, I mean.

Those guys did not even go for any proof(maybe they know something I don't), and not even bother with a warrant before pointing fingers at her. They are really not taking chances.

"Better ask for forgiveness than permission…" I mutter at the side of the Ul'lula'ns while watching the one that I talked to (which has a very complicated name for a human to say, and that is translated as Bora) lead the operation.

Nebulon and Supernalia are also kinda "localized" versions of names, too.

With the force, I can feel a psych battle of words floating around in the "psych plane". Concentrating, I can make sense of their feelings and even what the messages convey.

There is a big discussion between Bora and Supernalia.

It is an impasse that was broken when Bora appeared not to give two extra fucks and ordered everyone to be arrested inside Supernalia's isolated "villa" and search the whole place.

Really, damn, the guy is standing on business…

"!!" Oh, it seems this will not end peacefully.

BOOM

I immediately extend my arms to pull Bora and his associates back before an explosion engulfs the place they are. I can see some sort of forcefield shimmering, covering Supernalia behind all the dust.

Chaos erupts immediately, and another group of Ul'lula'ns emerges from the water nearby and starts attacking the "police" Ul'lula'n.

I think I just started a civil war. As I get ready to help and end this as fast as I can, I'm suddenly attacked by someone who is obviously not an Ul'lula'n.

Bam Crack

It hits the ground with great strength, creating a small shockwave and spreading cracks like a spider web on the ground.

I dodged the attack from what is now clear to be a blunt weapon user by only stepping back a little.

I couldn't even get a clear view in all this dust before I felt another attack incoming. The enemy is pulling his blunt weapon from the ground and angling it to hit me.

Pow

I stopped his momentum by stepping on the weapon with my right foot and stopping the attack. The shockwave creates a wind that clears the dust, and I can finally see my opponent.

"I knew by the smell… You are dangerous!" Her lips spread in a wide smile while she stares at me unblinking.

"..." I know her…

My luck is really… Sigh Isn't she a Big Shot somewhere? Why is she doing here? Is it because she is young and at the beginning of her career?

Man… Another "Hell-surname" lady.

I said that the universe is incredibly big, but even so, here she is…

"Mercenary work, Lady Hellbender?" I ask the muscle mommy in front of me while looking at her biceps… Nice~

"You know me?" She asks, surprised

We don't move. Some sort of respect between warriors created a small moment of fair play; we just stared at each other with our faces barely one foot apart.

"Just a little… How much for you to abandon Supernalia?" I ask

"Hah! It seems it is just a 'little' indeed… Because if you really knew me…" She puts more strength into her arms and pulls her mace from the ground, throwing me into the air. "You would know that I don't abandon a contract like that." She smiles confidently and proudly, while resting her mace on her shoulder.

I spin on myself in the air and land gracefully on the ground. My battle skirt flows in the wind while I straighten myself to look at her. The battle is imminent. Not that I expected the day to end without me pulling my weight.

"You shouldn't care about your contract… Now that I'm here, it is bound to fail anyway."

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    Chapter 148 - Hellish Gacha (part 1)

    Psylocke (Kwannon)

    It is night, and the woman who has abandoned her real name long ago is meditating inside a dark room.

    Good things have happened with her recently. She escaped from the Mojo World and recovered her true body at the same time, but despite even one of those two blessings being something that would make other people jump with joy, to Kwannon, it is nothing much.

    She is a woman who has been emotionally numbed by life… and by other people.

    Escaping captivity in the Mojo World only allowed her to return to “captivity” in this world. The prison where she lives is not something that she can escape easily, because the prison is her life.

    Trained since a young age to be a killer, manipulated by her former love, by his clan, by the Hand… Her life is a constant moving from prison to prison, never free, only changing masters.

    Even now… She is about to do it once again, like she did many times before.

    But what more can she do? She is worthless. Not even her honour is left… She can at least find some temporary purpose till the day she finds her true one. But her hope for that slowly diminished as the years passed, and almost perished…

    Almost…

    But apparently it is not fully extinguished yet…

    When she was saved from the Mojo World, it was when she first got in contact with him. At first, he is only as important as her saviour, someone that she will remember for now on and owe a debt of gratitude for the rest of her life.

    Living on the Mojo World, she was completely unaware of who he was or what he represented to the world. So that is why his casual proposal of coming to work for him was brushed to the back of her mind.

    First, she needed to see the situation that the person who was using her body previously left her in. She needed to acclimate herself again to the world. Doing that is when she discovered who Eidolon is.

    Kwannon was not even looking for information about him, but how could she live in this world and not learn about him? The Protector of the World, Hero of Humanity, Champion of the Meta-Humans…

    It is not an accident that he saved her; he does that all the time.

    The device Eidolon gave her became very heavy in her hand.

    He is strong… That is the first thing she can truly and fully, acknowledge. She is still too cynical to confidently say that he is a good person, even if he saved her, so she can only really affirm that he is strong.

    Eidolon is so strong that he can probably easily deal with her trouble. In any other circumstances, Kwannon would not bring anyone else in, because it would be indirectly killing that person. But not him…

    Even if she just knows a little of the depths of the Hand, from the little she saw of Eidolon and them… he can at least damage them greatly. Hopefully, wipe them off the map.

    She knows that it is not that easy, though. The Immortal leaders are around for too long to be so simple, but it can be a start… If she presses the button…

    “...all starts with a leap of faith…” She can almost hear his words from an interview she watched some days earlier.

    Beep

    She pressed the button and stopped thinking about the many uncertainties that the future can bring, and the bad experiences in the past… She will just take a leap of faith and bring him into this… trouble.

    “...heroes are nosy. If there is trouble, it is my duty to be there.”

    It is surprisingly anticlimactic when she finally pressed the button. The device blinks sometimes, and she almost thought that it was calling him, Kwannon, preparing her nerves to speak with him and explain.

    But suddenly it stopped. Completely dead.

    “...” Did it fail? Did she take too long? Or maybe he was just playing with her…

    Her thoughts don’t have the time to wander too much before she feels that something is wrong.

    The noises of the city she could hear from this apartment suddenly sounded distant and slowly disappeared.

    With her guard up, she slowly walks to the window, the only source of light that comes from the city. Her steps are measured, one hand inching close to the katana in her back and the other ready to materialize her psionic weapon.

    She noticed, with some worry, that the window doesn’t appear to get closer even though she is walking toward it. The place gets increasingly darker and darker, and suddenly she finds herself in complete darkness. No references to where is right or left, up or down.

    “Sorry for the little show… Just making sure our talk can’t be eavesdropped on by anyone.” A point in the darkness starts swirling, becoming a vortex that then swells unnaturally, and eventually Eidolon himself emerges from it while the darkness flows around his body like a black liquid.

    She just stayed still and waited for Eidolon to manifest himself completely. His figure was clear as day even in this dark space.

    “That… is quite the entrance…” She says flatly, letting her hands hang out on her side. Not because she is relaxed, no… it is just the knowledge that there is nothing she can do against him that made her put aside any fighting spirit.

    “I confess that I enjoy theatrics on the rare occasions I can indulge myself, but I don’t play around.” He chuckles, talking casually with her before adopting a slightly more serious voice tone “I’m glad that you called for me, I was hoping to talk with you too.”

    “Oh?”

    “Yes, but before that… Have you thought about my proposal?” He extends his hand to her, a clear invitation.

    “...” She only hesitates for a second, rummaging through her brain for any reason to back down at the last minute… She can’t find any.

    So Kwannon grabs his hand, and she swears she can see him smiling with his eyes. Then the word changed, she felt a tug on her torso, and suddenly she was in another place.

    At the top of the Shard, London's tallest building, overlooking the city.

    “London…” She says. She was in America a second ago…

    “Yeah, this is where Elizabeth Braddock lives… But that is not important now. It is just wise to move places while talking.” he explains “unless you want to talk with her…”

    “...” She ignores his side glance, still looking ahead. “No… No need… I feel that it was not the last time I saw her, that we are connected by fate… But I don’t need to see her now.”

    “Okay…” He nods “Now that you are working for me, you can rely on me if you need anything. And the things I will ask will be simple.” He starts “By the way, are you okay with your codename being Psylocke? Elizabeth apparently is going with Captain Britain while they are trying to pull her brother out of retirement.”

    “I don’t mind.” She replies nonchalantly

    “Fine, it makes things easier, Psylocke.” He nods “Now tell me… What do you want?”

    “What?” Now that surprised her. She was expecting him to order her first, a mission to test both her loyalty and skills… Is this a tricky question? “I… I don’t want anything in particular…” She replies while stuttering with each word.

    “I find this hard to believe…” He looks at her “You accepted my proposal after all.”

    “...”

    The two stare at each other for some more time. Psylocke’s purple eyes stared at his ever-changing ones. His eyes are like hypnotic swirling pools that would make people fall into them and drown.

    “I … I want to do some good.” She finally finds her voice “I saw what you did… I saw what you are doing around the world. I just thought that it would be nice to… help…”

    “I see… And what fuels this wish? Just the goodness of your heart? Atonement?” He asks, not in an accusatory manner, despite her feeling like that all the same

    “And is that important?” That is why she got defensive

    “If you don’t want to… Don’t say it. Just asking because it can also give you direction.” His eyes changing a little, his tone a little more playful “Would you be happy if I sent you to rescue cats from trees? To be an eye-candy to the Meta movement? To kill people?”

    “...”

    “I guess not, huhu. Then tell me, Psylocke…” He puts his face close to hers. “What do you want?” he repeats her question.

    Now she understands that it is not a ploy to grab her weakness or map her personality… he is genuinely asking that because he intends to fulfill her wish.

    She was ready to spend some months gaining his trust, or manipulating him a little, to point him in the direction that she wanted… but now she will forget about that original plan.

    “There are evil people around the world…” She starts, her face serious, brows furrowed, and eyes filled with an intensity.

    “...” He waits for her to say more.

    “They did evil to me… To other people… They are doing it now… They will do it in the future… They will never stop.” She says slowly, but her voice is firm “They need to be dealt… definitely!”

    If he is judging her in his mind, he doesn’t show. Even with her psychic powers, he could very well be a statue with a decayed face, impossible to read.

    “Then let’s start with that.” He nods, easily agreeing with her.

    She released the air she didn’t notice that she was holding, waiting for his answer.

    “The Hand?” He asks

    “There is also a criminal gang in Japan, being led by a man called Nyoirin Henecha. He has dealing with the Hand, and was the gateway that made me their operatives, but he is not really affiliated with them.” She explains.

    In truth, her reason to single out Nyoirin, even though there are many criminal organizations around the world that also ahs dealing with the Han,d is because of a vendetta.

    Eidolon gives her a look, and she could swear he can see through her intention, but he doesn’t comment on that.

    “We can deal with him easily enough…” He chuckles “You can deal with him easily enough.”

    “I’m not-” She was about to argue that she can’t deal with the whole criminal organization alone, but he interrupts

    “Put your faith in me, Psylocke. If I said that you can deal with him… You can deal with him.” His eyes shine mysteriously. “But if you want, I can give you some backup… I knowjust the right person.”

    “??” She tilts her head, hearing him chuckle

    “But before that, time for you to gain the benefits of your new employment.” He extends his hand to her. “You will soon discover that I am a very generous boss.”

    …………………………….

    Third Person P.O.V.

    After finishing his business with Psylocke, Eidolon was ready to make a quick trip to Japan, but something stops him on his tracks… more accurately, someone…

    He noticed someone had invaded the Museum of London, and it is obviously not Black Cat, so he has to do something.

    Even though he wants to deal with this person as much as he wants to deal with Deadpool, that means avoiding him as much as he can.

    With a sigh, he gets invisible, intangible, and teleports to inside the museum. Despite the changes in the world, places like banks and museums haven’t made much progress in creating a security system against powers.

    Not their fault, how can they stop someone from teleporting in without technology at the same level as the great minds alive? The most they can do is upgrade their monitoring system to try to know when someone breaks in and alert the authorities, and consequently, the heroes like him.

    Eidolon patiently observes the thief crawl upside down on the ceiling with the help of some special gloves; he is waiting to see what the objective of the white-clad figure is.

    An unnecessarily loud flap later, and the person drops from the ground and starts walking to an exhibition.

    ‘That is why Edna doesn’t like capes…’

    Only when the person stops dramatically in front of a rock with some symbols, something that looks to be a broken piece of a scripture, is when Eidolon makes a move.

    “!!!”

    Moon Knight instantly feels an invisible pressure around his body, pressing him from all directions. Up, down, left, and right… Vectors of force are coming from everywhere and keeping him in place.

    “Stealing is wrong.” Eidolon says, finally appearing behind him. He knows that Moon Knight can see him from the reflection of the glass.

    “Not stealing, just recovering…” Moon Knight answers while struggling slightly, trying to sound calm

    “And what is your proof of that?”

    “This is the British Museum.”

    “Hm, point taken.” Eidolon has to agree. “But I normally don’t allow people who work for shady gods to get their hands on old artifacts… Normally, it does not end well for the world.”

    “Point taken.” Moon Knight has to agree

    “It is good that we are both reasonable people. So, I will just let you go away. You, with your hands very empty of anything that can remotely be used to… I don’t know, resurrect someone or open a portal.”

    “My hands can create trouble even when empty.”

    “I don’t doubt it, but I believe that it will be of a minor scale.”

    “You don’t know that! It can be a big trouble!”

    “...we are moving out of the topic.” Eidolon shakes his head. “You will not accomplish what you came here to do.” He declares with a firm voice, an order.

    The hero slowly releases the white-garbed avatar from his hold, but the Moon Knight doesn’t appear to want to comply.

    Moon Knight turns fast and throws small chakrams at Eidolon with a swing of his arm.

    “...” The hero looks at him with a tired expression, and his hands blur as he casually grabs all the chakrams by poking his index fingers in the middle of them.

    In the end, he is leisurely spinning them on his fingers.

    “...”

    The two look at each other awkwardly, the silence stretching for too long…

    “Okay, I thought that it would work in some way.” Moon Knight finally speaks

    “How?” Eidolon is baffled, almost offended.

    “I don’t know, it works! Maybe you would be distracted, and then I will be able to punch your face.” He asks

    “...” Eidolon wisely stays silent because he feels engaging would just drag him into a rabbit hole of delusional answers on how the Moon Knight imagines that he would defeat him. “Just go, and leave the rock behind.”

    “I would love to listen to a strong and dangerous gentleman such as yourself, Eidolon.” The Moon Knight starts putting on a fighting stance

    “Don’t do that…”

    “But I have to listen to the strong god that ordered me first… I mean, he is also in my head, and you are there… Do you get what I mean? He wins over you by time and space…”

    “More or less… But is a weak argument.”

    “Whatever! Everything in my cape pockets!!” Shouting his special move, Moon Knight suddenly throws everything he has at Eidolon.

    Mini-chakrams, half moon boomerangs, knives, metal balls(that eidolon believes are to represent the full moon), smoke bombs, a grapple gun, kitchen knives, forks, some change, a metro card, keys(would he not need that?), a postcard of a double-decker English bus…

    “...” Eidolon stays still, facing all that.

    It is impressive… in some way… Eidolon swore to himself to never fall for the cliche of grabbing or letting anything anyone throw at him hit his body without him checking it thoroughly.

    Too many times, arrogant, powerful people are humbled by the means of weaker individuals, the best example being Superman against kryptonite.

    But seeing such a display, he can’t help but simply stay still… It is like he got taunted in being stunned.

    Really impressive… Moon Knight even decided not to aim directly at him; his random items are flying in all directions and will damage some important items. Something Eidolon can’t allow.

    All of this is a ploy to distract the hero while Moon Knight punches the window display and grabs the piece of rock before throwing another grappling gun at the ceiling and jumping through a window.

    “We will meet again, Eidolon!” Moon Knight shouts while disappearing in the night, his cape forming the shape of an upward crescent moon.

    “...” Eidolon stays still even after stopping all items with his telekinesis. “Should I allow him to meet Deadpool?” He asks himself, curious to see the encounter in reality.

    Then he raises his hand to the broken display and repairs it with a touch of his knuckles, and in his hand, the real piece of rock.

    Moon Knight got a fake that he created while they talked.

    “A stone from the moon? There are some remnants of magic, too, but nothing that you wouldn’t find in a protective talisman that is sold in the streets by superstitious people.” Eidolon analyzes with his All Seeing Eyes of God. “I also changed what was written as a precaution.”

    He replicated the rock almost perfectly, weight and shape… But what is written is rubbish.

    He then creates another copy and puts it on the display while waiting for the authorities to arrive so that he can explain.

    Eidolon looks at the broken window, the moon shining in the night sky…

    “I don’t like it when gods that I’m not friends with it does things I don’t know on my planet.” Despite allowing Moon Knight to leave, he didn’t take this encounter lightly.

    He will keep an eye on the Avatar of Khonshu discreetly, after all, people act more freely when they think no one is watching.

    “I think I’m gonna take this to the Ancient One…” He gives one last look at the rock. Even with Cipher’s power, he can only translate the meaning of the scripture in a broken way, and it doesn’t make much sense.

    No name, no location, no numbers, no signal that this is ominous or a good thing…

    “Ah, let’s visit Raven in the meantime.” A smile appears beneath his mask. “Maybe I shouldn’t go along… She needs a friend almost as muchas she needs a husband.” He considers, and a funny idea appears in his mind.

    A remnant of the previous idea of making Moon Knight and Deadpool meet just to see it.

    …………………………………….

    Shiraori P.O.V.

    Crunch Munch Munch

    Life is good~

    Haaa~~ So this is the reward after suffering so much in that Isekai hell.

    I’m now chilling in my new home… my new HOME! Not a cave, and not a web hanging in the ceiling - albeit I miss my webs a little, maybe I will redecorate a little - a real home!

    Aaaah~ Life is good now. Eating, playing, lazying around,

    Feet dangling out of the couch while I hold this world portable console in one hand and use the other to bring the drink to my mouth.

    “Roboto-chan~ Bring me more food, please!” I shout to my maind robot, and she obeys without hesitation.

    I love that! Why can’t people listen to me as Roboto-chan does? If people on that world listened to me like this, everything would have gone well… but noo~ Everyone does their own things born of their selfishness.

    “I love you, Roboto-chan!” I shout while I hear her going through the cabinets to bring me a little of every type of snack.

    I deserve this~ Spring has come to mama, the roller coaster of my life is finally on the top, and there are no signs of going down!

    I even have a boyfriend now! Hehe~

    Nai wa~ Me! Who would imagine that Kumoko-chan would land a boyfriend? Not me!

    But I have done that! I didn’t stutter or choke when he proposed! I knew that it was gonna happen eventually.

    Kumoko-chan captured Hot Boyfriend! Hehe~ Sugar daddy boyfriend that takes care of me while I do nothing… Jackpot!

    “You seem to be enjoying yourself…”

    “Aaaaah!” How did I not notice him coming? Mana and Life Detection are up all the time!

    Is it one of those things? You think three times about the person, and he manifests from thin air? Is he haunting me? Maybe this is what a relationship looks like.

    I turn to stare at him… He is now on his Hero Mode but without the mask… Oh gosh, he is hot! Clean your thoughts, Kumoko-chan!

    “Hi…” Good job! I talked naturally! We are so close~

    “Huhu, are you adapting?” He asks with a gentle smile as he reaches for my head, his hand smoothing my messy hair.

    Ohmagosh~~ So embarrassing!!

    “Yes…” Yep! Keep the conversation flowing! You are doing a good job!

    “I see, I’m glad.” His gentle smile widens while he puts her hair behind her ear

    Eh… Am I crazy, or is the mood changing? There is something in the air!

    Is this the moment?? Is he gonna get his due as boyfriend? Nai Wa~

    Is this really happening? Mom, you giant bitch that tried to eat me, I’m graduating. Are you proud of your daughter?

    Wait! I’m not mentally ready yet!

    [Taboo] is gonna level up! Wait, it's already maxed! Wait, I’m out of the System already!

    Then there is nothing stop it… Nai wa~

    “Do you wanna learn the magic from here?” He suddenly asks, removing his hand from her hair

    “Eh?”

    “The magic… it is one of your few interests, right? There is a place you can learn magic, and the people are nice too.” He suggests “Just something to do so that you don’t stay holed up all the time. If you are gonna go out, you should do something you like.”

    I think about it for some time… I am used to boredom and can probably stay alone for a much longer time than a normal person. A ridiculous amount of time, really. I also generally dislike humans, but I don’t dislike all of them… Some are nice, and not everyone around here is human either.

    There is also that good feeling of “returning home” that you can only taste if you go out once in a while. Normal people go back home to “reset” before heading out, but I can do the opposite. Going out to “reset” and remember why I enjoy staying at home even more.

    “Magic is fun…” That is what I say, I hope he understands my line of thought. Boyfriends should be able to understand their girlfriends’ minds, right? I explained everything with those three words.

    “Okay. Let’s go then. You can teleport back at any time.” I knew he would understand me!

    I can do that, socializing is no big deal for me.

    …………………………………………….

    Raven

    Rachel Roth is meditating while communicating with her other personalities.

    The creation of her spells is going well, she will be able to siphon the power come from them without being affected on a personal level. Unfortunately, they have demands to be so cooperative.

    “One night… Let me have the body for one night and he is ours.”

    She frowns while hearing Red Raven say that.

    "No need to exchange, just be more proactive with him, and we will be happy!” Violet Raven exclaims

    “Talk for yourself! You know this one is a coward, she will never do shit!” Red Raven replies angrily “One night and I will become his goth mommy.”

    “Bring him inside them, we can have our fun, and you can stay out of it.”

    “You can watch if you are into it…”

    “Can you all shut up?! He is not your toy.” The real Raven replies angrily

    “Hmpf, but he can be our man as long as you stop pussyfooting around him.”

    “Too afraid of being happy…” Pink Raven shakes her head

    “He is not going anywhere, trust him. He is strong and knows about our history.” Yellow Raven suggests

    “Poor girl is traumatized thinking that everyone around her is gonna die! Boohoo~”

    “Excuses…”

    “Convenient excuses.”

    “Then get strong and protect him!” Green Raven shouts to motivate her

    “Let’s get his baby…”

    The conversation was almost going in a good direction before things derailed again.

    Raven even got out of her meditative trance and dropped to the ground.

    “Ow, my butt…” She rubs her backside.

    Getting in touch with her inner selves is proving to be very problematic.

    “We are you!!!” She can almost hear them shouting at a distance, but it's probably her imagination. She is going to ignore that.

    Those… creatures! Are twisted caricatures of her very normal emotions and personality traits. She can take some of the blame for ignoring them for too long and allowing them to grow independently like this.

    But she will never admit that those… creatures! are really a part of her.

    Maybe it's time to try absorbing them back…

    But… she will absolutely change… Change much more than she can predict if they are all like that. She is a little(a lot) afraid of losing herself.

    “Accepting yourself…” She mutters with a mocking voice “What a load of-”

    She was interrupted when she heard the sound of teleportation beside her.

    She raises her eyebrows because she instantly knows that it is Hector, but he normally sneaks up on her… Why is he warning her of his arrival?

    The answer doesn’t take long to hit her… He is not alone. A girl her age is walking by his side.

    Her head immediately throbbed with the reaction of her Emoticlones, and she needs to shut them down before their ugly feelings seep through her.

    She even felt jealousy come from them, leaving an aftertaste in her mouth… Tsk, she really shouldn’t let them have contact with the outside world all the time. They are making her feel jealousy of Hector… Ridiculous!

    ‘She is pretty though… like a doll…’

    “Hello.” Hector greets her “Raven, this is Shiraori. Shiraori, this is Raven. I noticed that you two are pretty similar… Are quiet, like magic… And don’t have friends your age. Sooo… enjoy the start of your friendship!” He announces, like it makes complete sense

    “...”

    “...”

    Both Raven and the girl watch him in a judgmental silence; maybe they are really a little similar.

    “I will not make things awkward by staying during a girls' talk or anything like that.” He says.

    ‘More awkward than this???’

    “Raven, why don’t you give Shiraori a tour around the Kamar-Taj? Believe in me, you guys can become chill friends at least. Bye!” And then he disappears

    “...”

    “...”

    “.....”

    “.....”

    Raven wants to hex him, but she has a more pressing issue.

    She turns to the Shiraori girl, and she realizes she can’t really get angry at her because of him…

    “So… did he kidnap you?” She asks with some hesitation

    “...”

    “...?”

    “...no…”

    “...okay.”

    ‘Oh god, now I’m the talkative one.’ She understands now…

    This is Hector’s petty vengeance because he needs to be the talkative one with her.
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      Hector P.O.V.

      I sigh loudly after sitting on my comfy in the Space Station.

      I feel like some blue-collar worker who got out of his 12-hour shift. Well, the blame is on me for trying to “show Eidolon” after a period of absence and going above and beyond with my enthusiasm.

      The number of super-powered figures is also increasing exponentially, and I went to greet them and give some warnings.

      “Haah~ A situation like the one that started the Civil War is dangerously close to happening…” I sigh again.

      At this point, it will not spark something like the Civil War, but will increase the temperature of the discussions about heroes and metas in general.

      It just needs one dumb kid playing around with their powers, and months of my work can go down the drain.

      So unfair, a good reputation can be destroyed in an instant… But I guess that is just how life is… At the same time, there are people out there waiting for this to happen to denounce me and say that everything is my fault.

      There are people out there who would defend me from everything.

      My work was not in vain.

      “And it's not like I’m not prepared for the eventual betrayal… A hero needs a moment where people turn on them.” I almost laugh.

      It is fun to think about it, but I bet that it will not be fun to live through it.

      “Whatever, let's do something more fun now!” I announce loudly to hype myself “Time to the Ga-Ga-Gacha!”

      I really need to hype myself because the last one was a bummer.

      Well, it at least proved that stealing luck from other people can’t do anything to the Gacha. If not, it would not be such a miss.

      But I will still do my rituals… they obviously work.

      Quick prayer to Megumin panties… Song to draw the cards on the drop… I already squeezed all of my girl breasts for good luck, and I will click with the same hand…

      I’m ready!

      Luck is subjecting, it oscillates… I feel that is gonna be good this time. I also did a lot of things.

      I can bet with anyone that I will gain some demons… Wait, ugh… A succubus is coming… But who?

      Well, I’m about to discover.

      Considering what I did in the last month, I will go with two normal pulls and one specifically of characters. I’m familiar with how the Gacha works; there is a chance I can get some strong items based on demons or demon killers.

      A Devil Arm or a weapon of God of War…

      Let’s start with the one normal gacha, then I go to the character one, and then another normal one…

      Let’s go!! Click!

      01- Ifrit(Devil Arm) - Devil May Cry

      I f#cking knew it… I’m in your mind, Gacha. I got the manual now.

      Well, I still like Beowulf more, but I can now lend this one to Cassandra indefinitely.

      02- Greatsword of Astorias - Dark Souls

      Now this! It is going to my collection!

      So fitting, the sword of the guy who also descends to a hellscape to stop evil from spreading. The G.O.A.T. himself.

      03- Liara T'soni - Mass Effect

      Hmmm~ Ah yes, I went to space… Going to Hell kinda overshadowed that, but I may gain things related to aliens and Sci-fi.

      At least she is competent and not just a hot woman.

      I can summon her now, but what would she do? Acclimate herself, maybe… There is nothing she can do that Cortana can’t… maybe I should wait till the day I create a space crew to explore the galaxy.

      It is a good project.

      04- Power Boost Card x02

      Expected…

      05- Movie Travel Ticket x01

      Yep… also expected… but movie tickets like those are good that hold till the end of the plot.

      06- Videogame Travel Ticket x01

      The same with this video game ticket.

      What game is very long, and can I benefit the most from? One with a level-up system? But then I would not be inside it…

      Maybe a Mortal Kombat one, I can win the tournament and some subordinates.

      It will need to be an older MK game, because the travesty they did with the female characters in the last ones is sad… Or in reality, they would still be hot. That would be good.

      I will put more thought into that later.

      07- Vermeil - Kinsou no Vermeil

      Plim Plim Plim~ We have a winner!

      The succubus wasVermeil! Who bet on that on her? Wait, is she officially a succubus? I don’t know, I abandoned that manga because the Main Character was a wimp with no show of growth.

      At least she is not a completely useless( forgive my crass word) cumdump.

      I remember she is strong. Don’t know how much, but she is.

      And maybe she can finally be the one who accepts doing some OneexShota roleplay!

      Everyone refused! Every one of my girls! So unfair. I do a lot of them in the bedroom, but when I ask for one thing…

      “I can do that…” Nemesis chimes in

      “Not you.”

      “Hey! Don’t dismiss me like that!”

      I just want to be a victim of a mature woman twice my size… Is this so wrong? It is so wrong to ask them to have sex with a chil- Wait…

      08- Dante Alighieri - Dante's Inferno

      Heh~ This is one that if I didn’t gain, I would find strange.

      Predictable Gacha. You are getting predictable.

      Surprise me~

      09- BFG9000 - Doom

      Aaah~ If I had this during that battle in Hell!

      Ah man! What a wasted opportunity!

      Okay, okay… I will have many other chances.

      It is okay, Hector.

      10- Kerrigan - Starcraft

      !! Now you surprised me, Gacha…

      Isn’t she like… apocalyptically dangerous?

      Damn, some ideas are starting to form in my mind.

      However, I will also need to give her a lot of attention when I bring her here.

      I can also assimilate her… But at this point, now with Rogue’s power and my cloning expertise, it would not be difficult to acquire her powers. I can make a body like hers for me to possess, too.

      Okay, that is a good batch…

      This is the type of things I want, some summons, assimilation, cool items, and very useful ones too…

      Let’s go with a full character roll now…

      Click

      01- Hell Devil - Chainsaw Man

      Eeehh… Very direct.

      What did I gain after going to Hell? Literally the Hell Devil.

      Is he strong? He should be, right? But if I remember well, he was one-shotted.

      Powerscaling Chainsaw Man is a nightmare. Too abstract.

      He can be a pet.

      Wait, can he open portals to this Hell? Does he even have a connection with this one?

      I will need to test it later.

      02- Rumi - K-Pop Demon Hunters

      Who?

      Reading the description, I discover that she is… I see, it makes sense.

      This reminds me that I should talk with Luna Snow about performing at Stark’s Halloween party. Dazzler and the ones I saved in the Mojo World, too. Like Lila Cheney and other performers.

      It will be a good job and career opportunity.

      They don’t want to be(mainly) heroes, and I can support that.

      03- Diablo - How not to summon a Demon Lord

      Another talented magic user to my collection.

      And he is the MC from an Isekai, if I use that Self-insert card…

      Well, it at least increases my repertoire of spells, because is ahrd to learn around here. Too many strings attached. I don’t like it.

      04- Kishibe - Chainsaw Man

      Another Chainsaw Man character, and this one is quite badass.

      Can I put him to work for me?

      I can make him young again. I need competent people.

      As a plus, he will trigger some PTSD on Power.

      05- Jin Kazama - Tekken

      Now this is an assimilation.

      Jin is very cool, and even after I abandoned him to main Eddie, he still holds a place in my heart as the first character that I played in Tekken.

      06- Almeria - Taimanin

      Oh, look at that… A maid from a work of fiction that never heard of in my entire life!

      I sure hope she is useful!

      “...” Believe in me… I don’t know Taimanin.

      07- Hellwitch - Chaos!

      Okay, Gacha. You can stop now. You know that I’m not summoning those women, right?

      I guess it is my fault for spending too much time with Satana.

      It was inevitable that I gained a hot demon lady.

      This one is from the same comics that pale Lady Death, right?

      08- Mindflayer - Dungeons & Dragons

      Heh, look at them here.

      I killed a lot of their version from here.

      Kinda useless, but maybe I can find a way to invade their hivemind if one day I visit a D&D verse.

      09- Cad Bane - Star Wars

      Okay, this one is pretty cool.

      Not strong, but my spaceship crew is increasing.

      Every group needs a normal badass guy.

      10- Porno Dianno - Bastard!!

      Okay, now I’m not even being sarcastic… Who the f#ck is that?

      Like, I saw this “Bastard!!” verse somewhere, maybe in a list of manga.

      But why the f#ck is this scantily-clad demon woman the last one of the batch?

      Is she really strong?

      I hope so…

      Okay, last batch.

      Click

      01- Twelve Talismans - Jackie Chan Adventures

      Oh, my childhood~

      Despite being mostly useless to me at this point, I’m so fond of those things that I immediately materialize the items in my hand.

      “I will create something to expose them…” I say while making all twelve talismans float.

      “What is this?” Nemesis asks in my mind

      “A representation with the twelve signs of the Chinese zodiac. Each giving a power… Half of it is a very hero-like power, and the other half is Chinese mysticism.” I explain, “Like this one, the Tiger Talisman, that can duplicate a person in a good and evil version of the-?!”

      Suddenly, a hard-light construct of Cortana appears and yanks the talisman from my hand.

      “I’m confiscating this.” She says with an austere voice, hand high in the air like a mom keeping something out of the reach of a kid

      “Ah c’mon, I would never use it.” I chuckle

      “I’m curious. Can you use it?” Nemesis asks with great interest.

      “No.” Cortana is the one who answers, “You are not allowed to touch this, Master.” Cortana commands

      “Yes, ma’am…” I roll my eyes like a teenager.

      I understand where she is coming from.

      An evil Hector would create a loooot of trouble.

      “I will take it and put them all into a nice frame for you.” Cortana continues to act like my mom and takes all my talismans from me.

      “I guess a guy shouldn’t mind being ordered by their woman when they just want what is good for them…” I shrug and click to check the next card.

      02- Reinrassig III - Ben 10

      The Highbreed guy?

      Ah, he is a space supremacist! Because of the whole Ul’lula’n thing.

      I got it.

      03- Power Boost Card x01

      Damn, at least give me more than one if you are gonna be like that.

      04- Power Boost Card x05

      I didn’t mean- Ugh, whatever, thanks.

      05- Rin Okumura - Ao no Exorcist

      This one makes a lot of sense.

      Like Satana, now I will have the blood of Satan in my veins.

      A much weaker one, but well… I guess those protesters who hate me are going to be right for now on.

      Blue fire is gonna go well with my eyes.

      06- Serenity - Firefly

      I would prefer a Millennium Falcon, but okay.

      Stark can have his garage of expensive cars. I will have mine of classic spaceships.

      07- Captain Amelia - Treasure Planet

      “...........”

      I mean… Like Loona and Lola Buny, she can get it too.

      I mean, another addition to the crew.

      08- Boost Card x02

      I’m surprised and glad that it's not coming a lot of them at least.

      09- Eleanor Nightingale - Warframe

      I know the game, but I’m not sure about her…

      Well, she looks more badass than simply hot, so I have hope that she is useful.

      The most important thing is mentality. I can add the rest.

      She looks like a soldier, a captain…

      I can work with that.

      Now, let’s see the last one.

      10- Claw of Hades - God of War

      Heh~ Told ya.

      Wait… If it's gonna be lore accurate… Isn’t this thing very overpowered? Snatching souls and all that?

      Better than that, only the Blade of Olympus and Kratos' own Blades of Chaos.

      But I guess I haven’t killed enough Greeks from the pantheon.

      Not gonna lie, after beating Minos, I was hoping for at least the Blade of Chaos, but I take it. It makes more sense with the Underworld theme, too.

      Okay, it is done.

      Much better than the last one!

      Let’s organize everything, and then I will go meet with the singers.

      I will take advantage of this moment of respite between “arcs” to push the meta Agenda forward.

      I know the others are plotting my downfall, so I should become a little more proactive while I have the advantage.
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